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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans

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Quote by chris_brown
Here's a question for u Roy,among tight ends,who would u consider to be a few sleepers,I've got Gresham as my starter but my bench is deep enough to cut someone for a week to cover my ass when cincy is on its bye week


If I were you, I'd upgrade at TE either way. Gresham is averaging something like 3-4 pts a week. There's gotta be a better option?
Trade advice..

I was offered Justin Blackmon and Steven Ridley for AJ Green and Danny Amendola. I'm leaning towards taking this deal.... should I?
Quote by roymunson101


There is absolutely NO way this is a hold. It is more of a hogtie.


Yeah, you're right about that.

Also, under 3:00 in game the Pats had 2 timeouts left. Saints ran the ball around 2:40, the NE timekeeper stopped the clock but no timeout was called. Later in the game NE called their two timeouts. They cheated! lol

I don't normally complain about the referees in a football game, but the Saints got ass fucked, dry, with a 16" Lush dong.

1. Brees calls timeout before play clock expires, refs don't see it... center snaps the ball anyway.. a good 1/2 second after it hits zero... Drew throws INT. It should have been a timeout or delay of game.
2. Pats receiver short hops a pass, it's called a freaking catch.
3. Pats jump into neutral zone on 3rd and short, Saint's Lineman jumps... False Start.. horrible call.
4. And then there's the final play of the game, Brady to Thompkins for a Touchdown... except... ummmm helllooooooo... Check out the HOLD on this play!!

Rhona Mitra
Minnie Driver
Jennifer Lawrence
Scarlett Johansson
Lake Bell
Charlotte Ross
Racquel Welch
Tiffani Thiessen
Kate Winslet
Olivia Wilde
It depends on the amount of money. If it is $1billion like mentioned above... hell yes. But it would have to be my left pinkie finger, I'll need the right one for a proper golf grip.
The Exorcist, original Halloween, The Shining, The Descent is a pretty good movie, 28 Days Later.. i could name a lot.

For a newer movie thrill, The Conjuring was pretty damn spot on. I highly recommend it.
Quote by Thrill_Seeker18
My dad treats her like shit and is just a complete asshole, claiming that she is cheating on him and that everything she does it wrong. Just a real asshole. She has been talking about leaving him for weeks now and it has gotten so bad that she slept on the couch the other night just because she didn't want to be near him. Today we had a long talk about it and how I would move in with her and help her pay for an apartment and stuff and she said that today was the day she was going to finally tell him. Once she went to bed my dad came up a few minutes later and it wasn't long before I heard them having sex. My question is why would she have sex with him? Was she just lying to me about divorcing him? Thanks for any advice you guys can give me, it is much appreciated.


I agree with most people above, your mom shouldn't be talking to you about this stuff.

As for your question, why did she have sex with him. Sometimes it's easier to go ahead and have sex than deal with the fallout of rejecting your spouse. Assuming he initiated sex, your mom may have just thought it better to spend 30 minutes, or whatever, and let him get his rocks off. Had she turned him down, he may have gotten angry and then a new fight would have started. Or he could have griped and bitched for the next 3 days. Even spouses in healthy marriages do that, one partner wants sex one night and the other could do without but goes through with it just to avoid potential drama from rejection. Or hell, maybe your mom just wanted to get off. Either way, what happens in your folks bedroom is none of your business.
Come on, dude. Women, even lesbians, like to be penetrated. Lesbians dig women, not men. A dildo used during masturbation or strapped onto another woman still isn't a man. Like someone said earlier, I enjoy having anal sex with a lady... in your way of thinking, the anus is the "tool" by which I get off. Therefore I'd also enjoy anal sex with a man... but I don't. I'm not into men.

I also enjoy masturbating and I enjoy handjobs from women. Is a hand a hand? Nope, because I have no desire for a man to jerk me off.

Being gay or straight isn't dependent on how you get off, the mechanics of it. It's about what gender a person likes. I like women, women's mouths, hands, asses, and pussies. Men's mouths, hands, and asses need not apply.
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I don't do naughty OR daring clothes in front of family. Silly me! Ick!


Prude
Quote by Curvyanddirty
Why not let your self cum? What's the point?


What's the point of questioning what someone else does with their own body? Do you have a checklist of acceptable techniques for the next time I jerk off?
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Damn, you know I was doing badly when, before Monday Night Football, I was saying .... "Thursday Night Football's for Week 4 isn't that too far away!!"

There's a whole lot of us chasing LaFayetteMister!!


If I let you catch me, can I get a blowjob? Or at least get to second base?
I define privating as a conversation that no one but the participants can be a part of, regardless of the topic. Black boxes between two people, that no one else can see i.e. private.... is privating. No matter if you're cybering or if you're talking about lawn care, cooking, football, or twerking. Hell, someone reading my cyber sessions isn't nearly as troubling as someone reading any real personal/real life conversations i've had in private here.. via black box.
My wife usually does the laundry. I usually cut the grass. Sometimes I'll do laundry, sometimes she'll cut the grass. We don't have definitive chores that must be done by a specific person. Some nights I do the dishes, some nights she does. Some times she'll do the washing and I'll do the folding. A woman in today's society doing her husband's laundry isn't a big deal, doesn't mean she's the same wife as a 1950's subservient wife. My wife prefers doing the laundry because I "don't do it right". Conversely, I don't think she cuts the grass properly. It all evens out.
Quote by BlueEyes031886
I am personally offended by the friend zone. My personal experience with it is that someone I am interested in will put me "in the friend zone" for only a few reasons. In my experience, those reasons have been:

1) To have my emotional and moral support for them in their life without reciprocating
2) Wanting my attention and using the friend zone as a way to string me along and maintain that attention without making me a part of their life
3) They don't have the courage to say that they are just not interested
4) They want to cause anguish in my life to know they have the ability to do so

If they were really keen on being friends, they would have no problem dating, because it's really just an extension and deepening of friendship. Either that or we have vastly different ideas of what friends and dating are all about. Think


I am personally offended that you're offended. Sounds to me like your "personal experience" is jaded by an enormous ego. How dare someone not want to date you!

1) Friends are just that, friends. I have plenty of friends that I rely on for emotional and moral support, and they do to me as well. If a friend of any gender isn't reciprocating... they aren't a friend.
2) No one gets strung along unwillingly.
3) Umm... if someone puts you in the "friend zone", they just told you they aren't interested. Communication doesn't have to be verbal. If a hot girl in a bar winks at you and gives you the "come fuck me look", you wouldn't complain that she didn't have the courage to walk up to you and say "Let's fuck". If a woman doesn't respond favorably to your attentions... she's telling you where you stand.
4) No one decides, "hey, I'm gonna put ol' BlueEyes in the friend zone just to be a bitch. I have the pussy so I can do that."

I have lots of friends that I have NO desire to be more than friends with. Some are dudes, and I'm not into dudes. Some are women who I happen to not find physically attractive. And I'm sure some of them don't find me physically attractive. Some aren't a good match for me personally. Some are Crimson Tide fans. Some are like my sisters. My female friends and I have very deep relationships, dating would not deepen it, it would ruin it. For both of us. Maybe your female friends aren't into you because of looks, or attitude, or complications. Or maybe, just maybe, they don't like you like that. That isn't a flaw in their integrity. One of my oldest and dearest friends is a woman, neither of us has EVER wanted to be more than friends, she's like a sister to me. I love her dearly, but I would never consider dating her. Nor would she consider dating me.