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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans
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Buy her. No need beating around the bush... she'd be my sex slave.
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Men and women are different.. surprise! Alot of those examples were decided after years of research and observation. Over time, those lines have been blurred a little bit, but they're still true in many ways.
It's not very scientific, but a few months ago Mythbusters did a show about Men vs Women. One of the myths was that women were better multitaskers than men. They set up a example to test this. Each person would have to get out of a bed... after that they had to make the bed, make breakfast, iron some clothing, and all while watching a toddler and preventing him from crawling outside of a certain range.... and it all had to be done within a few mintues. The men failed this task miserably while the women did pretty well. The men tried, over and over, to do one task at a time... which did not work. The women were able to multi-task and get everything done.
There was another test where people were given a car to pack with all sorts of different things of varying sizes and shapes. The men were more adapt at this task than the women were.
Women are better communicators (duh). The best teachers I ever had were women, the classes I did the worst in over the years were taught by men.
I'm not sure I agree with "gender is an ever changing state". You're either male or you're female. I understand there are some people who are born in the wrong body, some people change from one gender to another. But once the change is made, the person IS a male or female. Gender is what it is, how we treat or what we expect from each gender may evolve, but the genders themselves remain constant.
It's not very scientific, but a few months ago Mythbusters did a show about Men vs Women. One of the myths was that women were better multitaskers than men. They set up a example to test this. Each person would have to get out of a bed... after that they had to make the bed, make breakfast, iron some clothing, and all while watching a toddler and preventing him from crawling outside of a certain range.... and it all had to be done within a few mintues. The men failed this task miserably while the women did pretty well. The men tried, over and over, to do one task at a time... which did not work. The women were able to multi-task and get everything done.
There was another test where people were given a car to pack with all sorts of different things of varying sizes and shapes. The men were more adapt at this task than the women were.
Women are better communicators (duh). The best teachers I ever had were women, the classes I did the worst in over the years were taught by men.
I'm not sure I agree with "gender is an ever changing state". You're either male or you're female. I understand there are some people who are born in the wrong body, some people change from one gender to another. But once the change is made, the person IS a male or female. Gender is what it is, how we treat or what we expect from each gender may evolve, but the genders themselves remain constant.
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It's true, I can't dance worth a shit. I can't do the Stanky Leg or the Stanky Finger worth a damn.
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For those of you that randomly send pics of your genitals to female lush members, or put a pic of your penis in your avatar. I only have one question, why?
Randomly, no. On request? Perhaps...
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How do women NOT go to the doctors??? The health of a woman's reproduction organs (pussy) is just as important as breasts, teeth (oral hygiene), eye care, etc.
Women can regularly get yeast infections without having a partner .... easy to control if you know what's happening. A really sick foul smell is a sign of something serious.
As many of said, end of the day, both parties can smell a little funky from sweat, etc ...... but honestly, once a little wash up has been done, it should NEVER smell foul - NEVER!! That's a sign, you need to see a doctor RIGHT AWAY!!
(LM .... so she's still alive and not sick??)
If that was a yeast infection, she had the whole bakery between her legs.
She's still alive, very attractive woman too. Hopefully whatever was happening has been fixed, but I don't want to chance it again. lol
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I've read a few ladies here on Lush talking about guys that stunk. They've gone down on a man before and he smelled like ass. I can imagine that would be a turn off and oral would definitely be off the table. Did they tell him, that I don't know.
As for me, I've had a smelly situation once. It was with someone I knew from work, we'd flirted for weeks before we finally found ourselves alone in my office. We were fooling around and I got my hand inside her pants and was playing there. When I removed my hand to push her pants down, the smell was absolutely horrendous. I wasn't smelling pussy. Or long day at work pussy mixed with sweat or whatever. It was sick pussy. Foul pussy. I wasn't mean or ugly but suddenly I found that I'd lost track of time and I needed to go. NOW. My fingers smelled of it and I washed and washed. Finally had to use car garage Orange pumice soap just to wash it off. Blech.
We remained friendly after that day, flirted and all but luckily we never managed to find ourselves alone again. I made sure of that.
As for me, I've had a smelly situation once. It was with someone I knew from work, we'd flirted for weeks before we finally found ourselves alone in my office. We were fooling around and I got my hand inside her pants and was playing there. When I removed my hand to push her pants down, the smell was absolutely horrendous. I wasn't smelling pussy. Or long day at work pussy mixed with sweat or whatever. It was sick pussy. Foul pussy. I wasn't mean or ugly but suddenly I found that I'd lost track of time and I needed to go. NOW. My fingers smelled of it and I washed and washed. Finally had to use car garage Orange pumice soap just to wash it off. Blech.
We remained friendly after that day, flirted and all but luckily we never managed to find ourselves alone again. I made sure of that.
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I'm starting to think I need to stay clear of this thread? lol
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Kentucky mayor
Great stuff. I love the final guy on video.
Great stuff. I love the final guy on video.
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Wasn't it gash hound as well?
Haha, yes. That name works too.
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This reminds me of that one scene from Pretty Woman where she went into that place in her hooker outfit. And then spent all that dude's money, and went back to the store with all her shopping bags and was all, "Big mistake. Huge!" And I'm in no insinuating that your SIL is a hooker. I'm sure she's a really nice lady. I was just reminded of that one scene..it's one of my faves.
I'm sure that scene inspired her to do it also. She was pretty shocked at how the lady had treated her and she's not the type to let shit go. lol
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I'm not sure the sales clerk was racist, but it wasn't smart. Maybe the clerk was trying to be helpful, but if a customer wants to see something.. show it. If as a sales person, maybe you can make one attempt at.. this purse is just like it, but half the price.. whatever. AFter the second request to see the uber-purse, it's your duty to show it.
A similar thing happened to my sister in law, obviously on a much smaller scale. She's the wife of a doctor in a small town, fairly well known withing the small town. She went into a custom drapery shop to look at curtains for their new house. The clerk looked at her, dressed normally in jeans and a blouse, and told her straight out..."You can't afford those. Or most things here." My SIL told her she could, the clerk who was the co-owner, didn't believe her. So, she left. Bought expensive curtains elsewhere and returned to show the lady the receipt. The other owner was there this time, as my SIL left she was thrilled to hear them arguing.
Sometimes people are just stupid and not necessarily racist. Maybe the clerk is racist, but there's no way to really tell from this one event. I didnt' know Switzerland had such a problem with racism and prejudice.
And Oprah didn't just tell someone, she said it in an interview. Of course she knew it would blow up and go viral. She's Oprah freaking Winfrey. It's her money and she can spend it however she wishes, it's no one's business and no one has any say in her finances but her.
A similar thing happened to my sister in law, obviously on a much smaller scale. She's the wife of a doctor in a small town, fairly well known withing the small town. She went into a custom drapery shop to look at curtains for their new house. The clerk looked at her, dressed normally in jeans and a blouse, and told her straight out..."You can't afford those. Or most things here." My SIL told her she could, the clerk who was the co-owner, didn't believe her. So, she left. Bought expensive curtains elsewhere and returned to show the lady the receipt. The other owner was there this time, as my SIL left she was thrilled to hear them arguing.
Sometimes people are just stupid and not necessarily racist. Maybe the clerk is racist, but there's no way to really tell from this one event. I didnt' know Switzerland had such a problem with racism and prejudice.
And Oprah didn't just tell someone, she said it in an interview. Of course she knew it would blow up and go viral. She's Oprah freaking Winfrey. It's her money and she can spend it however she wishes, it's no one's business and no one has any say in her finances but her.
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It's not a youtube link so I'm not sure how to post the video so here's the link...
HBO should show more dongs
HBO should show more dongs
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I'm not a big fan of the new mandatory note when sending a friend request. I normally do put a note in, but it's not always needed. Much prefer having the choice to do so.
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It's already been one of those days............Who am I kidding, I just want a drink! HAHA
Make it a double. Been one of those days down south too.
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She's taking pity on me and is finally going to let me fuck her.
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Yes. I'll introduce myself once I get in the water with you. Don't worry, you'll only have to shake my hand.
