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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans

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Quote by LadyX
I've always been a bit fascinated with Shemales. Though they don't turn me on, I can definitely understand how others would be.

For the record, I oppose the practice of brutally murdering hot Shemales in any manner...just so we're clear on that.


So, if she's not hot you're ok with it?
Eh, I don't dislike it. I think I like it even better if she's stroking my cock at the same time she's sucking/playing with my nipples.
Happy Birthday, Nikki!!!! One of my most favoriteist Lushies, and not just because I think you have a great rack. lol
Quote by She
Sure, as part of a foreplay. In general, I am not making a big deal out of a 'tit wank'


Awww, but you promised!
I'd like to see a "Go to page #" option on the home/story page. If a person wants to go back in the stories, past page 10 you can only move 5 pages at a time. Be helpful if I could select page 176 or whatever.
Quote by CurlyGirly


When? When??? Since you tried to do that chargeback after our last session. You cum, you pay!! Them's the rules, Buddy!

Last time you swipe anything down my cooch slit!!!


That again!? Look, that was your fault. I said in the screening session that I wanted "ass to mouth", you claimed your dyslexia made you read "mouth to ass".

Bait and switch artist.
Quote by ChopperRodgers
I sometime wake up on a weekend and have one every hour on the hour lol. The most would be 18 times lol


18 jerk offs in one day? Talk about having a sore dick and cumming smoke. You're more of a man than I am.
Sex and love in this world exists in a 1000-1 ratio. Falling in love is like catching a fly with chopsticks.
Quote by CurlyGirly


I told you, I'm very discreet!

You know how to reach me. And remember, cash only!


When did you go to cash only! Last time you let me swipe my Green Dot Visa down your cooch slit?
- Do you have one that stands out in your memory as being mind-blowing? Yes

- What do you remember most vividly about it? Having grown up pretty naive, it was my first handjob. I'd been laid and blown. This was in the parking lot of the State Police offices late at night. A date full of playful teasing, including a game of tennis and she looked great in her tennis skirt. At that point in life I had never masturbated, EVER. When she jerked me off I came so much, "YOu're potent, I've never seen a guy cum so much." I was a changed man after that.

- What did it feel like? That's a bit more difficult to put into words. Imagine a BB passing through a tube/hose that is 25% the diameter of the BB. As the tube enlarges each millimeter as the BB(s) pass through the tube, it presses/engages thousands of nerve endings on it's way out. Shit, that doesn't even do it justice.

- How could you tell when you were 'getting close'? Ball began to tingle, eyes close, hips raised off seat, one thought... CUM

- Did you moan or growl? Moan

- Did you clamp your eyes shut? Yes

- Did you pass out? NO
I'd probably be Jon Snow.

Who'd I fuck... oooh. Top two would be Daenerys Targaryen (Mother of Dragons) or Ygritte (I'd love to eat that fire crotch). Although I wouldn't kick Margaery Tyrell out of bed either.