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. I rather think the girls were thinking you'd be too busy eating them....



They both know I'd spend plenty of quality time eating at the Y.


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I'll taste the Cajun!


Better come with an empty stomach, then.

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I'll taste it too!! It would be such a treat for this "PoBoy" !! HAHA


I couldn't agree more!
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You are the only thing i'd do in new orleans!!!


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Can't we share?



I am most definitely down with this sharing option. To hell with the Cajun cuisine, we can eat after we....
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I was born in New Orleans and grew up in south Louisiana. There are some fun places to go in the French Quarter, avoid the tourist trap type places and find some local hole in the wall. You'll enjoy the experience. Eat at a different restaraunt for every meal if possible. Maspero's is a good one to start with, and it's right on Canal St. (if memory serves). I agree with Slippery, Cafe du Monde' is a must. Beignets and chicory coffee. I don't know your budget but a few other restaurants of worth.... Mandina's, Antoine's, Galatoire's, Commander's Palace.

Lots of great Jazz music to be heard, you won't be disappointed.

Eat some gumbo. Chicken and sausage gumbo is best for newbies to cajun cuisine, seafood gumbo is delish, duck and andouille gumbo is for the true fan. Boiled crawfish are in season, give 'em a try. They're delicious, and don't forget to suck the heads! Etouffee, fricasse, shrimp stew, New Orleans style bbq shrimp is worth the try (although not my favorite). Have a fried catfish poboy.

Ride a Riverboat on the Mighty Mississippi. Ride the trolley on St. Charles Ave, the houses and architecture are amazing.

I have too much in my head, I'll come up with more if you like.
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Actually they probably just dislike thier husbands. Women like sex just as much as men, more in some cases, it's all about the company they keep. Men and women aren't diffrenet, romance pffft, maybe sometimes but if thats your thinking all the time, therein lie the problem. It's all about how she's treated day to day. Welcome to 2013 Mister. I'm bored already.


What she ^ said.
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One of my favorite looks on a woman; nicely fitting jeans, tight t-shirt, baseball cap. RAWR
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I know this is ask the gals, but I have questions which may help with appropriate answers. You say you've "never allowed yourself to cum with your partner.", have you cum while playing solo/masturbating? Do you get the same feelings of needing the bathroom when you cum then? Is it only during sex with your partner? During intercourse, fingering, or oral. Any of the three or all three? Specifics help.
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No particular order.. and it's very hard to narrow down to 10. Tomorrow I could think of 10 others to put in my top 10.

1. History of the World Part I
2. Blazing Saddles
3. The Hangover
4. Caddyshack
5. National Lampoon's Vacation
6. Young Frankenstein
7. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
8. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
9. Little Miss Sunshine
10. Juno

Honorable Mentions.... Three Amigos and American Pie

One of my favorite lines in all of film... Hey Motherfucker..
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Live comedy is great, especially when the actors go off script and make the others laugh. Watch until the end when Vicky Lawrence calls Tim Conway an asshole.. on live network television.
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Not necessarily in this order..

1. Seinfeld
2. M*A*S*H
3. All In The Family
4. Happy Days
5. Sanford and Son
6. Californication
7. Friends
8. The Carol Burnett Show
9. The Cosby Show
10. Modern Family
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Shut up i spilled my wine!


Pfft, yeah right. You only drink red wine and that leakage ain't red!
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ya got me there! Bends at the hip


That's a good girl. Assuming the position before I even make the command. I've trained you well. Look at those juices running down your leg, you little tart!
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them be big words, Cajun x


Big words are helpful when talking about a big dick.
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that was discreet, you should see when i'm not tight lipped!


Your lips won't be tight when I'm through with ya!
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The BJ with one. While I like the idea of a threesome, I don't really see how two doing a handjob improves the hand job. A threesome needs to be more than that.


If two hot women offered to give you a tandem handjob, you'd turn it down? Because you'd want more than just a handjob? Send 'em my way!! lol
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Whenever I copy and paste an article from another webpage into a forum post, the paragraph breaks always disappear. I have to go in an hit enter at the end of every paragraph so it will be easier to read. Am I doing something wrong? Apologies if this has been asked before.
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Mayor didn't know salary was illegal... can't read

LOS ANGELES (AP) — The unschooled and illiterate former mayor of the scandal-ridden suburban city of Bell had no training that would have alerted him that his huge salary was illegal, his lawyer told a jury in closing arguments.

Former Mayor Oscar Hernandez didn't have a college or high school degree and didn't even finish elementary school, defense attorney Stanley Friedman said at the corruption trial.

Hernandez is among six former Bell city officials charged with misappropriating funds. He was earning just under $100,000 a year for the part-time job.
The case was expected to go to the jury Friday after prosecutors conclude their rebuttals to defense lawyers' closing arguments. The six former officials face sentences ranging from 11 to 20 years in prison, if convicted.

Friedman argued Thursday that financial advisers hired by the city could have informed Hernandez that salaries being paid to council members were illegal, but no one did that.
"They didn't say, 'Stop in the name of the law. These salaries are illegal,'" he said.

Hernandez, former vice mayor Teresa Jacobo and former council members George Cole, George Mirabal, Victor Bello and Luis Artiga are charged with misappropriating funds from the blue collar city near Los Angeles.

In prosecutors' closing arguments on Wednesday, they said the six officials felt they were above the law and collected paychecks for jobs that didn't exist.
Legally, they could have paid themselves $673 a month for what was a part-time job, since they didn't actually run the city, Deputy District Attorney Ed Miller said. But in addition to their inflated council salaries, the officials appointed each other to commissions that did nothing and often met yearly just to increase their pay, he said. Some made $100,000 a year.

Attorneys for Jacobo and Cole made their closing arguments Wednesday afternoon, saying their clients were victims of a city attorney who never told them that what they were doing could be illegal.

Friedman echoed that argument on Thursday. He added that Hernandez was known around town for being willing to listen to everyone's problems. Like many other politicians of simple backgrounds, he wasn't required to be scholarly to be mayor, he said.

"We elect people who have a good heart. Someone who can listen to your problems and look you in the eye," Friedman said. "There are a lot of elected officials who may not be the most scholarly. We had a vice president of the United States who didn't know how to spell potato."

Friedman said former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's main qualification was "he portrayed a killer robot in the movies. And (former Minnesota Gov.) Jesse Ventura was a professional wrestler."

George Mgdesyan, representing Artiga, said his client had been on the council less than two years and "didn't know what boards he was getting paid for." Artiga learned the ropes by attending City Council meetings, he said.

"He sees at every meeting how it works. ... He thought this was a full-time job," the attorney said.

In the midst of a national economic meltdown, the council members were drawing salaries 3 1/2 times that of the median income of a Bell resident, Miller said. But defense attorneys said they saw no problem with the compensation.

Attorney Alex Kessel, speaking on behalf of Mirabal, said that on the night his client was arrested he had been out all day and evening doing good works for the city.

"They deserve the money they got," Kessel said. "This isn't stealing from the city. This is hard-earned money earned by hard working people."

After disclosure of the scandal in 2010, Bell residents revolted and turned out in the thousands to protest at City Council meetings. They ultimately staged a successful recall election in 2011, throwing out the entire council and electing a slate of new leaders.

An audit by the state controller's office found that the city had illegally raised property taxes, business license fees and other sources of revenue to pay the salaries. The office ordered the money repaid.

Miller spoke to the jury again during his rebuttal on Thursday. He referred to the defendants as "a gang of crooks."

"Did you have to be a lawyer to be horrified?" he asked jurors. "This is supposed to raise a red flag in front of you as a reasonable person."

Former city manager Robert Rizzo and his assistant city manager, Angela Spaccia, are to stand trial later this year.

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How does someone with an elementary school education get elected mayor? WTF! "Illegally raised property taxes, business fees and 'other' sources of revenue to pay salaries". And politician wonder why people don't trust them. Burn them at the fucking stake!
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I have no desire to see any "horror" movie that's PG-13. What a waste. There are some decent horror movies out there but none by big name studios or producers. They're just after money.
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Oh yes. Let's be sure it's in a pool and not a lake, river, stream... Pool water allows for me to get a better view of what lies beneath the surface.
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