Put too much faith in technology and you may wind up in Croatia. A 67-year-old woman from Belgium learned that the hard way after she followed (faulty) directions from her GPS device.
The woman only wanted to go about 90 miles from her hometown of Hainault Erquelinnes, Belgium, to pick up a friend at the Brussels train station. Her GPS device sent her about 900 miles to the south before (during the second day of driving) she realized that something was amiss. It's unclear if she entered the address incorrectly or if the GPS was faulty.
Discovery explains that the driver, Sabine Moreau, stopped twice for gas, slept on the side of the road, and "even suffered a minor car accident" along the way. She told El Mundo that she wasn't paying attention.
"I was distracted, so I kept driving. I saw all kinds of traffic signs, first in French, then German and finally in Croatian, but I kept driving because I was distracted. Suddenly I appeared in Zagreb and I realized I wasn't in Belgium anymore."
The lesson here: If you start seeing road signs in (multiple) foreign languages, pull over. You're probably going the wrong way.
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That must have been some distraction!! And as a commenter on the article said, never again should I have to hear about a man refusing to pull over to get directions!
Innocent
Ever milked a man's prostate or had your prostate milked?
Apply some lipstick to her lips. All four of them.
Being asked something like that would let me know I needed to get away from her ASAP. Not a chance in hell I'd entertain a request like that.
Like a roommate or a friend? Is there an added thrill using someone else's toy? Or is that bad form/unsanitary?
Look, Mr. Insurance Adjuster lady. The guys tried to turn into an automatic carwash tunnel at a 45degree angle. He was almost perpendicular to the gateway arch. He did not get "stuck" on the arch-pole... HE FUCKING HIT IT AND DRAGGED HIS FENDER AGAINST IT!!! It is 100% driver error. The fucking pole didn't move. Had he gone straight in like every other human being, he wouldn't have hit the fucking pole. And NO, we are not liable for the damages and NO we are not going to pay for his fucking stupidity. Don't like it, fucking sue me and it's going to cost you a whole lot more than the cost to repair that fucking truck. You dumb fucking twat!!!
Negative on the hairy woman legs.
We don't know the full story, so it's hard to have a hard and solid opinion. Maybe she works as a banker or real estate agent and that's her work attire. What were the ages of this couple? He might still be in that "I'm a tough guy and I'm gonna be me no matter what anyone says" mode. Some guys are like that.
Having said all that, the dude could have put forth just a little more effort. Maybe he just had enough time to shower but not to shave, I can accept that. But he could have put on a nicer shirt. And at the very least, take off his cap while at the table. Anyone that knows me, knows that I'm rarely seen without a cap on. And no, I'm not bald or balding (not to jinx it). In jobs were I couldn't wear a cap, I'd put one on as soon as I left work. It's just my thing. But, when I go out with a date, or when I did, I usually went without the hat. But I still remove my hat whenever I walk into someone's home and anytime I'm eating.
If the girl doesn't care how he's dressed, then no harm no foul. If she's pissed that he showed up like that, then later she may not give him any pussy. After a couple dates of dressing down and no pussy, he'll start dressing more appropriate. If not, she'll dump him and move on.
It's ok, I don't need one. I cum with one installed from the factory.
This could be the best idea since the invention of the wheel. GEt on it Maz and CG. And when you cum in the audio version, you REALLY need to sell it. I need to hear the sloshing of your pussies as you both frig away feverishly. Shit!!! Just typing that made me cum in my pants again. What a mess!
Questions about our sexuality/preferences...
Lesbians...
1. Are you or would you have sex with a woman that has a real penis?
2. Would it matter if the person were born a man, took the necessary measures to look like a woman like recontructive surgery to make face look like a woman and breast implants. But still had a real cock? Would she still be "woman" enough or too "man" enough for a true blooded lesbian?
3. If the person were born a woman, kept all of her womanly traits but had surgery so to have a penis? How does that work for you?
4. Are scenarios 2 and 3 the same thing or totally different?
Straight men....
1. I know 99% of straight men won't have sex with any person possessing a dick..
2. If the person were born a man and had a sex change to become fully female... would you still have sex with her? Or would it still be like fucking another man?
3. Is there anyway a hot looking shemale would get any action at all from you? Receive oral from him/her? Fuck him/her in ass?
Straight women...(totally straight, no interest in women at all)
1. Person born a woman, has surgery to become a fully functioning man?
2. Would you feel like you were making out/having sex with a woman?
Gay men...
1. A very feminine person in the face, breast, but with a cock? Do the breasts turn you off?
2. Would it matter if the person was born male but added tits?
3. Would it matter if the person was born female but added a cock?
I'm reminded of Chastity Bono and her longtime girlfriend. After Chastity had full transgender surgery and became Chas, they couple split up a short time after. Was her lesbian girlfriend unable to stay in a relationship with a man?
Thank you all!! You're all lovely people and I'm happy to have met you. And yes, I'm a perv and food and sex will be on the menu today!! And Ms Nikki, to answer your question... YES!!!!!!
This is something I'd enjoy!
Question. Whenever I copy an article from another site and paste on Lush forum, it always pastes without paragraph breaks. I have to go to the end of each paragraph and re-create the breaks, why is that? Am I doing something incorrectly? Just curious.
. Seriously, I find such a request to be ridiculously shallow. 
