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It's admirable that some actors would go to such lengths to be more believable in a role. But you still have to have some ability. Lindsay Lohan can get big and fat or rail skinny, she still doesn't have the same acting ability as Meryl Streep. (or Bugs Bunny for that matter). No matter how fat or fit Steven Segal is, he's still a shitty actor. Whether or not an actor has made some sort of miraculous physical transformation should have no bearing on their nomination for an Oscar.

In the original examples listed by DD, i was particularly impressed with the acting of Charlize Theron in "Monster" and Ellen Burstyn in "Requiem For A Dream". Their transformations added to the credibility of the character, but their skill as actors made their appearances believable.
I saw the aftermath of an entire section of concrete Highway overpass fall onto the Interstate below it. Got there less than a minute or so after it happened. From the earthen ramp on one end to the middle concrete pillars in the middle, both concrete lanes of the upper section were hit by a crane on a flat bed truck. Crushed a couple cars when it it, killing all instantly. Another couple cars didn't have anywhere near enough time to stop and slammed head first into the the concrete wall that suddenly appeared. Others ran into the backs of those. So much blood everywhere. It was awful.
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So, before I publish another story I should change my AV back to the picture of my boobs?


I think you should change your AV back to the picture of your boobs anyway. I'm just sayin'..
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All "boy bands" would qualify for 'worst band' nomination, as Nikki first pointed out, but that's almost too easy.

I'll go with Black Eyed Peas. Will.I.Am is a second-rate producer/creator, Fergie's a shitty rapper and even shittier singer with no charisma, and the other guys don't seem to contribute in any meaningful way. Their songs are either ridiculous without being witty ("My Humps"), or are catchy but without a good hook (which leaves songs like "Boom Boom Pow" melting your brain for days).


Good call. Fergie is awful. When the BEP's played for halftime of the Super Bowl a few years ago, she had to sing without autotune and it was terrible. She was all over the place. She was so off pitch.

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BTW, LM, Kurt Cobain is a fucking GOD!!! HAHA



That may be true. I'm not a huge Grunge Rock fan but I can see the appeal of Nirvana and Kurt Cobain. But he still can't sing worth a shit. lol
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oo! oo! omg, sorry, i HAVE to do this, LM - i have been dying to for like ever and i think you'll totally get it...

*clears throat*

you're a douchebag and i'm right. biggrin

*hugs*


Haha. I've known for months you thought I was a douchebag, Mind if I cleanse your vagina? lol
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seen her sing without a mic on - she's got a lovely voice and it was in tune - pretty sure she doesn't have a built in autotuner ;)


I've seen her sing live too, and it was AWFUL. I have a trained ear from years playing in bands and symphonies. She's nearly tone deaf.
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I dont care the situation or sexual preference but having a condom in my mouth would indeed make me barf.


I never told you I was into barf, how'd you find out? Open wide!!!
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I realize that this thread isn't really that serious, but still...how can a group of musicians who are functional on instruments really be considered objectively worse than a group that isn't? For instance, I'm not into Coldplay, or Pink Floyd, or Rush, but despite the fact that I don't care for their style of music, it's pretty damn obvious that they're not awful musicians. Depending on which members of those bands you're talking about, some of them are really quite good and well respected on their instruments. They may not be cutting-edge, or innovative, but they're good enough to record the multi-platinum selling music on their own, without stand-in musicians. That's more than a hell of a lot of 'bands' can say. You may not like to watch golf, but that doesn't mean Rory McIlroy sucks at it.



I took "worst" band as the band(s) I most disliked musically. There are some bands that suck musically, they're hacks. And no matter what, Taylor Swift still can't carry a tune in a bucket.
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I know this is ask the guys but I couldnt resist. There is a big difference between sucking a dildo and sucking a cock with a condom on. Sucking a cock, whether it is covered with a condom or bare is oral sex with a man. No ifs, ands or buts!! To say it is not is like saying if a virgin girl fucks a guy wearing a condom she is still a virgin.


Agreed. Or another analogy. If a lesbian has sex with a real condom covered cock, is it the same as her girlfriend's strap-on dildo. Chances are, she would not view them as the same.
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I think it's more that we are judging strangers (men and woman) for their sexual habits at all. Like why should we care? Why are we doing this? But we create these negative labels and then men and woman get nervous about being labeled as such and some (under that pressure) end up changing their behaviour or repressing their desires to conform to this ridiculous notion that puritanical society has placed upon us... when really - sex is nobody's business if that person is happy and sexually fulfilled.

Like sometimes I get mail from women who say my stories are like their "dirty little secret" and they're embarrassed to even admit to themselves that they like sex like that and that it turns them on. It's kind of become my soapbox cause in a way. lol Because it's all based on labels and fear of judgment. Some of us feel like we have to limit and repress what we really want to do and explore because of that notion of how we might look to others (to our partners, friends, society or whatever). I was this way too at one point to be honest - and it's so much more liberating (and sexually enjoyable) to *not* be this way.


I'm not judging anyone, never said that these people are bad people or criminal. And the negative labels were around long before even I was around. There's nothing wrong with enjoying sex and whatever behavior that turns you on. None whatsoever. But there are people who have sex and don't really WANT to have sex. They feel they MUST have sex, have nothing else to offer. It has nothing to do with sex or being happy and sexually fulfilled, I have no problem with that. But sex is the means by which they gain acceptance.

Your second paragraph is very true, but nothing to do with the first. Two totally separate issues.

Number of partners is irrelevant to me. A woman can fuck 100 men one time each, and another woman can fuck the same man 1000 times. Which one is more "used up" or "slutty"? Neither really, but society would say the first. But the second has more mileage on her. Not that it matters, just shows the inaccuracy of the term.

Btw, I'm a total slut. Even though I enjoy sex, I still fall closer to the definition in my first paragraph.
I understand what CD is saying. As well as what DD is saying.

For some, the term slut is a bad word. They see "slut" as someone who uses sex like a drug. They don't really like sex but don't really have anything else to do. They may not even be attracted to the guy they're fucking, but just seeking out that temporary acceptance and good feeling. As soon as the fucking is done, her own demons come right back and she looks for another cock to fill her.

For the record, there are just as many guys that fill that definition as there are women.

I don't care if a woman sleeps with one guy or one million. The number or partners or the "kinks" she enjoys don't necessarily make her a "slut".
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omg, i love Kurt and Taylor! take that back or i will declare blood feud!


I didn't say I didn't like them (although, I don't. you new age kids with your crappy faux rock'n roll) I just said they weren't great singers.
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i remember seeing him on the grammies once and i was like 'huh'? i don't get it - he can't sing! lol - i KNOW he was super influential, but i like his songs when other people do them way better then when he does.


Being a good singer, that's a whole other issue. Also can't sing... Madonna, Kurt Cobain. Add in Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, and any number of other AutoTune "vocalist" and you'll have a who's who of current "musicians".
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Stop that Sprite. You're always throwing me under the bus.

I can't describe how much I don't like Bobby Boy. It seemed like a whole generation worshiped him and I always thought he sucked. Although LM is right but, don't tell him I told you so. It might go to his head.



Which one?
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Tell this to ChefK - SHE picked Bob Dylan! smile

btw, Beastie Boys - band :)


I actually like Bob Dylan, but I agree he's not a band. Neither is Elton John.
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you know i love you like a sister, Nikki, but i am going to have to respectfully disagree here - the voice is a musical instrument. anything that makes sound can be used as musical instrument. i grew up on hip hop and sure, some of it's crap, just like some rock is crap, some pop is crap, some whatever is crap - thing is, there's a lot of amazing hip hop and rap artists out there as well - you just haven't been exposed to them. not your fault, but yeah, swing on by my pad if you'd like, and i'll blow your mind a little, free of cost. smile




You're both right. The voice is a musical instrument. But being a vocalist alone doesn't make a person a "band". Opera singers are great vocalist/musicians, but they aren't in a band. Hip Hop artists can be considered musicians and/or artists.

Boy Bands are no different than Barbershop Quartets. Singing, no intruments = not a band.

Eninem.. great rapper/hip hop musician/artist. Not a band
Michael Jackson.. Not a band
Springsteen... Band
Mick Jagger as solo artist... Vocalist, not a band
Mick Jagger as lead singer of The Rolling Stone... band
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Just as a side note: how have Tebow and Lolo not benefited from trumpeting their faith? Tebow has a huge cult following, and Lolo is the most famous non-medal qualifying hurdler in history.


They both have benefited, but they are both very polarizing. They take A LOT of criticism. Maybe Manti didn't want that level of scrutiny. Takes a strong person to deal with all that.
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ya, that could be. Though aren't people who are abstaining for religious reasons usually fairly outspoken about it? Isn't that the whole Christian thing, that you don't cower in your beliefs, but make them outwardly who you are? Being gay in an aggressively hetero (and homophobic) environment is a different animal though. And, he's known to be very outwardly religious, so this would be the one part of his life that he's somewhat sheepish about his own spirituality?

I lean toward the theory that he's gay.


Not that there's anything wrong with that!


Either of those are possibilities. And maybe he is Christian. After the public pounding (no pun intended) Tebow and Lolo Jones have taken for abstaining, that's possible.

I think he was in on it, maybe he was still eating at the pussy buffet. But the dead girlfriend put him in our public eye. I'd never heard of him before that, he was trying to up his draft status. But after he got mauled in the NC game it wouldn't have mattered anyway.
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That's negotiable depending on the rental package you opt for.

They could include prominent name-dropping on my profile and forum signature. A picture of you surrounded by love-hearts added to my image gallery with declarations of your hotness posted in the comments section (updated and swooned over daily). Unlimited support for all forum posts and opinions eg. "I now agree with LM. During a mind-blowing round of filthy sex last night, he finally convinced me that gun control is wrong!" The upgraded package could include being featured as a character in an upcoming story or eBook and a Fedex package of limited edition panties of your desired level of soiling. I will also be your official cyber-date when LadyX and Bastard renew their vows. Really... there's so many possibilities...



Ok, I'll sign up for the Upgraded package. I expect the thrice cummed in panties here in my office by Friday! And for our cyber-date, a nice black cocktail dress will be perfect.. no panties that day.
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Congratulations! biggrin


I don't know about the whole ownership bit, but I'm willing to be rented/leased monthly to the right bidder. Auctioning off your status could become the next big Lush trend.


What are the ammenities of the lease/rental?
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I have been with my fiance for 3 years and we are looking for some new things to try in the bedroom, but we have hit a block and can't come up with anything. Any suggestions?



Would be helpful to know what you have already done or tried. And of the things you've tried, which did you like more and which did you like less?
Much ado about nothing. Who cares. The use of the terms "MILF" and "Cougar" is number 4,345,789 on the list of things that need to be changed. If that's your biggest worry in life, then you've got a great life.

Lush is a fantasy site. People that read/write MILF stories are fantasizing about what turns them on. Who are we to take away their fantasy or tell them how to label it. Whoever said that MILFs are "desperate", "sex-craved", "nymphos" or "wanton"? Maybe they are maybe they aren't, but so is everyone else.

Also, no one said that a woman has to be a prude after giving birth. Young guys like fucking older women, it's just reality. The term MILF has no designation that moms are unable to get laid. I think you're over thinking it.

In years past, men on the prowl were often referred to as "Wolves".

If you don't like the MILF sex category, don't read it. Some people don't like the Reluctance category, should we do away with it too? There is no DILF category because it's not wanted or needed.
Let's flip it around. If you had sex with your husband/bf.. eating, fucking, sucking, everything. You cum once or twice or whatever. He cums once. Afterwards, when he thinks you've fallen asleep he starts to jerk off. How would you feel?

Sounds like there's a bigger issue going on. I'd be more worried about her doing it on the nights we didn't fuck. If she's so horny, why didn't she start something with me. The OP said it happens "most night". So at least 4 nights a week would be "most" nights. If this happened only occassionally, that's one thing. No problem. But having to get off "most nights" without your partner is indicative of a bigger problem.

Is this part of her bedtime routine?
Did she always do this or is it fairly recent?

Think about it ladies. If your man waited for you to fall asleep 4 or more nights a week, and then jerked off secretly. Wouldn't you feel a little rejected?

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Maybe your wife is worried that you will take offence? You know, if she thinks you're gonna be all 'Oh you're just masturbating because I'm not good enough, I bet I don't even make you cum and you're just faking it' then she isn't going to tell you or ask you to help her. Talk to her about it, tell her that you know she does it, that sometimes you're not sleeping and that it turns you on and you want to help her... Alternatively, wait until she does it again and then just join in, roll over, pay attention to her, tell her how sexy she looks, and join in!


This is good advice. But be prepared to not like the result. If you roll over and join in a couple nights, and then suddenly she STOPS her late night masturbation sessions altogether it means she's avoiding you since you've invaded her fantasy.