Then how did you get the brush burns on your knees? Oh yeah.... I remember now!
Yes, again.
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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
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Damn right I will. I'll teach you how to swim KG. Yes, I have to put my finger inside your pussy while, otherwise you'd sink.
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Would I? Of course, she begs me for it every single day. lol
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Lol, smartass. I didn't say I'd fuck anyone, just that age doesnt' matter. A hot 60 year old is fuckable. A stinky, unclean, bearded 20 year old isn't fuckable. I'm not lucky like you when it comes to standards. With your little needledick you HAVE to be selective. lol
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I'd offer her something white, but it wouldn't be chocolate.
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Quote by lifeafterdeath
Okay, how do I say this so you people actually understand what I'm saying........?
I do NOT think that all women are bitches. Get that through your thick skulls.
Just so we're all clear and we all understand, what percentage of women do you think are bitches?
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Hell yea! We can play "put the hot dog between the buns".
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Quote by lifeafterdeath
Alright, you people seem to know what you're talking about and I'm in the mood to make some life changing decisions (I'm 19, what could I possibly lose besides my sanity?) . Please, tell me how to be less of an asshole and avoid marrying exactly the type of person I despise right now, help me to not be 'pussy-whipped' and 'hen-pecked'.
Honestly, quit seeing everyone and pre-judging them on what you think you already know. Just like conspiracy theorists, if you're looking for conspiracy, you're going to find it. If you think all women are bitches, then they'll all always be that to you. Wipe the slate clean and venture out into the world with a new attitude. You're not going to get everyone woman you see to fall in love or want to go out for drinks with you. Find the ones that are right for you and you're right for them. Chill out and let it happen naturally.
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How about sucking the top floor while I fuck the bottom floor?
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When speaking, some contractions are interchangeable, should their use be different when writing? Such as...
We're not vs. We aren't
She's not vs. She isn't
Does it matter to you as the reader? Is it better to let the person He,She, They stand alone?
We're not vs. We aren't
She's not vs. She isn't
Does it matter to you as the reader? Is it better to let the person He,She, They stand alone?
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Wow my post got a load of replies, and I read almost all of them. To answer some of them, no, I did not put that shit up for friends. I'm not on this site nearly enough to actually chat and message people or whatever else you do to 'make friends' online. As for Coveralls=Money, most of the time, where I'm from, random dudes go out in their coveralls to bars/clubs/anywhere they can possibly be (and I'm not talking bout the hard working bastards like Mechanics or civil house building people or whatever, I'm talking bout bastards in the oil industry who sit behind a desk all month gettin a fat ass paycheck). As for the use of the word 'Bitch', as I said, when I see it, I call it. It doesnt mean that I'm calling the entire female gender bitches, men can be bitches too.
As for me, yes, I'm seriously only 19 and no, I do not hate women. I actually admire them a whole lot. They run the risk of being and kidnapped everyday, but they still take the chance of going out into the world, making it a better place. Without women, the human race would be non existent. Women make the world go around. Women are not as nasty or sick or ill minded as some men. Seriously, some dudes are sick in their head, goin' round and shit..
To sum things up, not all women are bitches , I'm not looking for 'friends' on this site, if you think what I say sounds like I'm looking for attention, think about it for a second...... Yeah, thats right, I had yours. And finally, most men are douchebags.
For anyone who was offended by my 'misuse' of the word "bitch", I hope I didnt offend you, but if I did.... You might be one.
Anyways, I'll say what's on my mind without holding back because life's too short to sugarcoat bullshit before you give it to someone.
I'd much rather someone tell me something fucked up about myself than sugarcoat it. If that person was straight up about shit, I'd fix it.
But that's just my style, most people dont like it.
Ah yes, the "I'm gonna be me no matter what" defense. Also known as the "it's ok that I'm an asshole because I'm an honest asshole" defense. Dude, you don't convince me of anything. Here's the thing, guys like you are the ones that end up married to exactly the kind of person you claim to despise. Some woman is going to come along and you're going to fall in love and become a complete lap dog to her. Totally hen-pecked and pussy-whipped. She's going to call all the shots and you're going to jump to attention whenever she opens her mouth. You're talking shit now, but in 15 years you'll be the fanny pack wearing, baby toting, saggy-butt jeans wearing, black velcro sneaker wearing, guy that's walking 2 steps behind your alpha dog wife while she pulls you along on a leash.
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Disney buys LucasFilm for $4billion
4:44PM EDT October 30. 2012 - Mickey Mouse can now feel the Force.
Disney (DIS) is buying Lucasfilm for $4 billion, adding the legendary Star Wars franchise to the entertainment giant's stable of characters. Lucasfilm is 100% owned by Founder George Lucas.
The buyout ranks among one of the largest ever made by Disney. It's fourth behind the $19.7 billion, $7.6 billion and $5.2 billion buyouts of Capital Cities/ABC in 1995, Pixar in 2006 and Fox Family in 2001, respectively, says S&P Capital IQ. It tops the $3.96 billion Disney paid for Marvel in August 2009.
Disney expects to more aggressively expand the Star Wars film schedule, Disney CEO Robert Iger said in a statement. Following the release of Episode 7 in 2015, "our long term plan is to release a new Star Wars feature film every two to three years," Iger said in the statement.
Based on Disney's closing price on Oct. 26, the deal is valued at roughly $4.1 billion. Disney will pay half the deal value in cash and issue 40 million shares of Disney to pay for the deal.
"For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next," said George Lucas, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Lucasfilm, in a statement. "It's now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers."
Kathleen Kennedy, co-chairman of LucasFilm, will report to Walt Disney Studios Chairman Alan Horn.
The latest part of the Star Wars saga, Star Wars Episode 7 is targeted for a 2015 release.
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I've got a nerd boner.
4:44PM EDT October 30. 2012 - Mickey Mouse can now feel the Force.
Disney (DIS) is buying Lucasfilm for $4 billion, adding the legendary Star Wars franchise to the entertainment giant's stable of characters. Lucasfilm is 100% owned by Founder George Lucas.
The buyout ranks among one of the largest ever made by Disney. It's fourth behind the $19.7 billion, $7.6 billion and $5.2 billion buyouts of Capital Cities/ABC in 1995, Pixar in 2006 and Fox Family in 2001, respectively, says S&P Capital IQ. It tops the $3.96 billion Disney paid for Marvel in August 2009.
Disney expects to more aggressively expand the Star Wars film schedule, Disney CEO Robert Iger said in a statement. Following the release of Episode 7 in 2015, "our long term plan is to release a new Star Wars feature film every two to three years," Iger said in the statement.
Based on Disney's closing price on Oct. 26, the deal is valued at roughly $4.1 billion. Disney will pay half the deal value in cash and issue 40 million shares of Disney to pay for the deal.
"For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next," said George Lucas, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Lucasfilm, in a statement. "It's now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers."
Kathleen Kennedy, co-chairman of LucasFilm, will report to Walt Disney Studios Chairman Alan Horn.
The latest part of the Star Wars saga, Star Wars Episode 7 is targeted for a 2015 release.
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I've got a nerd boner.
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Because she's submitted to me and is doing as she's been told.
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If I had to choose, I'd pick au natural. Panties feel so confining while at the same time not supporting "the boys" enough. Maybe I've been wearing the wrong style of panties.
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Great advice!
And fill your gas tank.
Yes, definitely. Somethings the local tv should be sharing, like gas up your tank. And any gas cans you have if you have a generator. Also..
Be sure you have all your medications and refills in case you have to evacuate.
Be sure your pet has food and a collar with tag in case you get separated.
Firewood if you have a fireplace.
Batteries
Ice
Blankets.
CASH!!!!
Toilet tissue
Paper places and plastic cutlery is helpful if you don't have water to waste on washing dishes.
Most of us in the south have a hurricane box with alot of this stuff already in it. You northerners don't get this weather so you don't have all that crap ready.
Hurricanes can also be fun, get all your board games out. Families with kids can enjoy some fun times without the distractions of tv, video games, and internet. No kids? Stock up on booze. lol
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Being form south Louisiana, I've seen my share of hurricanes. Good luck all of you on the east coast. Get your non perishable foods if you haven't already. Water is extremely necessary, if there's a chance of the public water system becoming contaminated, fill all your bathtubs with water now. And any other containers you have. The water in the bathtub will be useful if you need to flush the toilet after public water has been shut off. Whatever kind of bbq pit you have, get plenty of charcoal/propane in case you have to cook on it. If power is out for a few days you can cook whatever food you have in your freezer before it goes bad. Get a car charger for your cell phone so you can always stay connected.