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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans
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I'll freeze on the floor. How about we share the bed, butt to butt so there would be no accidental entry? lol
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With cheeks like those, how could I pass up this opportunity? So, yes. I'd slip into bed naked with SW2004.
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Like a real face to face chat? No an cyber chat at an internet cafe? Nice!
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Granted. However, since you're on house arrest you can't really enjoy it.
I wish I could read people's minds.
I wish I could read people's minds.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
My pleasure, Nicola and Poppet. The following may explain a lot about me, or maybe not.After he retired, my father got a bumper sticker that read:
Dirty old men need dirty old women.
My mother was, if not exactly amused, at least tolerant.
ps: But seriously folks, if there ever is a new category at LUSH, it should be, humor. Maybe call it, Horny Humor, Lusty Laughs, Carnal Comedy, or some such. rf
How about, Fucking Funny
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I think you need to be careful. We don't know your wife, but you do. Yes, in our society sexual preferences shouldn't matter. But they do. If you tell her, you have to be ready for whatever reaction she may have. She may totally love the idea because she loves you. She may also be turned off by it a lot, she could be very angry. What does your therapist say about telling her?
What's more important, living out your sexual fantasies and possibly your true self? Or keeping your marriage and family intact? While both may be possible, it's also possible that you will have to sacrifice one or the other. Either choice could be costly to you as a person.
Is there anyway to kinda dance around the issue. Maybe have a female strap-on fucking a guy in a porn you watch, judge her reaction? Hint around at it? When she blows you, does she play with your ass? Would she play with your ass?
What's more important, living out your sexual fantasies and possibly your true self? Or keeping your marriage and family intact? While both may be possible, it's also possible that you will have to sacrifice one or the other. Either choice could be costly to you as a person.
Is there anyway to kinda dance around the issue. Maybe have a female strap-on fucking a guy in a porn you watch, judge her reaction? Hint around at it? When she blows you, does she play with your ass? Would she play with your ass?
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If I liked/cared/loved her enough to have her as a girlfriend, it wouldn't matter.
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Paint liquid chocolate all over her body, then lick it off.
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Quote by Warlock
I dislike any nicknames for body parts or childish uses of words for organs.. like titties.. hooters.. boobies.. dick.. vajaja.. cum dumpster etc... they are breasts.. cock.. and pussy.. although I have to admit that during naked encounters I usually find myself negotiating away my principals..
How are cock and pussy any different from dick and vajaja? If you prefer breasts instead of titties or hooters, shouldn't you also prefer penis and vagina over cock and pussy?
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Quote by DirtyMartini
The board games might be good if you had lights to see them...I like the idea of stocking up on booze though...I didn't do that enough...won't make that mistake next hurricane...
I live in South Amboy, New Jersey and we were without electricity or heat for a week...it just came back on Monday, Nov. 5...it was a bit nuts around here in the NY metro area, with no traffic lights, gas stations with 3 mile gas lines, then rationing...which probably cut the lines down to two miles, people fighting over items at the supermarket, if you could find one open...that sort of thing...
The police actually banned liquor sales in S. Amboy for a week because of fights...you can't buy liquor here until Wednesday...and if you know anything about S. Amboy, that's major news in itself that you can't get a drink here...the town has a large Polish-American population, and is sort of famous for the number of bars...
Anyway, anyone within a couple of blocks of water got pretty wiped out here...I'm about a 15 minute walk to the waterfront down here, but far enough away that I really didn't get affected...
My neighbor and I drove around the area shortly after the storm, and drove several blocks, what streets were not closed off...there was property damage, but not a lot of personal property damage...the sign on top of the bank across from where I live blew off the roof and into the street, for instance...and it's about the size of a small car...there were some down trees, but not many, and none we saw landed on people's houses or cars, so that was a good thing...
I have to say we had a hurricane last year around this time in NJ, and Sandy was much different...there really didn't seem to be much rainfall with Sandy, certainly nothing you could hear, though all you could hear was wind...and I have to say, 90 mph wind gusts are extremely loud...think jet engine-type loud...very intense stuff...
Oh, and don't try to go outside on the back porch during a hurricane...I remember doing it last year, but the winds with Sandy were so much more intense there was no way it could work...
Fortunately, I was able to get the back door closed again before everything got sucked out of the kitchen...
Have no idea what I was thinking...
Play the board games during the day time.
I wish i had posted that hurricane prepare earlier, by the time I'd done it it was too late. You'll be ready for the next one, hopefully it won't be anytime soon. Everytime a hurricane is forecast to come near here, I buy a couple cases of bottled water. I also fill all the bathtubs and any pots/tupperware that we have. I've never had to use all that water, but you never know when you'll need it.
Each hurricane is different. With Katrina my area got a LOT of rain because we stayed on the west side of it. When Ike and Gustav came through we had much more wind than rain. Blew trees and utility poles and roofs and chimney tops off. But that one we were on the east side of the eye which is always stronger.
This year when Isaac got lots of high winds but hardly any rain. Just 30 miles away and they were flooded out of their homes. YOu just never know. For us in the south, hurricanes hit during the brutal summers and warm Gulf of Mexico waters. When we lose power for days, people die because they get too hot. Especially the elderly. Up north, you have the opposite problem. Katrina claimed many lives because of people going into their attics as their homes flooded. Then the attics flooded and they couldn't get out and they drowned. Now almost every home in Louisiana has an ax in the attic, just in case.
I wish you well, it will take time for life to get back to normal but you'll get there.
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Oh yea, we're going to play Gas Station. And I'm giving this time Tami!!!
