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I really love boobs so boob size is something worth caring about. But more than everything else? Nah. Things like war, hunger, poverty, Super Bowl, a roof over my head; all those things I care about more than boob size.
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lafayettemister
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Okay. But first you need to learn how to spell Caucasian. Until then, you haven't earned any sort of designation containing the word "Asian."
Tigermom moment: over.
Lol, well played my friend. Caucasian. Google even alerted me I'd misspelled it but I was too lazy to fix it.
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Bwahaha. I prefer to be called caucasion, thank you very much.
This would have really been funny if the Chinese Roadkill Cafe was in Bucksnort, Tn. Real place, hilarious name.
This would have really been funny if the Chinese Roadkill Cafe was in Bucksnort, Tn. Real place, hilarious name.
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Damn.
When you can't decide between a Chinese Restaurant joke and a Kentucky joke, you know you've struck comedy gold. LOL
But seriously, why they hatin' on some venison won-ton?
Haha. I love Chinese food and I love venison. Would love to have a combination of the two. But roadkill? C'mon, man. Who knows how long that thing was by the road. Maybe it died from Lyme Disease. lol I'll take my venison after a fresh kill. Mmm, ever have deer backstrap? Phenomenal!!!!
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Customers at the Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, Ky., alerted authorities after they spotted something they probably wish they hadn't: restaurant employees wheeling roadkill back to the kitchen.
Local CBS affiliate WYMT interviewed the witnesses. The roadkill was apparently a deer stuffed into a trash can. "There was actually a blood trail they were mopping up behind the garbage can," customer Katie Hopkins said. "There was like a tail, and like a foot and a leg sticking out of the garbage can, and they wheeled it straight back into the kitchen."
Local health inspector Paul Lawson was called in to investigate. Lawson said the restaurant owners told him they didn't know they were doing anything wrong. "They said they didn't know they weren't allowed to do that. So that makes me concerned that maybe they could have before. They didn't admit to doing it before." The owner said he didn't plan to serve the deer to customers—instead he planned to use it to feed his family.
The restaurant has been temporarily shut down but will be eligible to reopen as soon as it passes another health inspection and proves it has been washed and sanitized.
Kentucky restaraunt shut down for "wheeling in" roadkill.
Local CBS affiliate WYMT interviewed the witnesses. The roadkill was apparently a deer stuffed into a trash can. "There was actually a blood trail they were mopping up behind the garbage can," customer Katie Hopkins said. "There was like a tail, and like a foot and a leg sticking out of the garbage can, and they wheeled it straight back into the kitchen."
Local health inspector Paul Lawson was called in to investigate. Lawson said the restaurant owners told him they didn't know they were doing anything wrong. "They said they didn't know they weren't allowed to do that. So that makes me concerned that maybe they could have before. They didn't admit to doing it before." The owner said he didn't plan to serve the deer to customers—instead he planned to use it to feed his family.
The restaurant has been temporarily shut down but will be eligible to reopen as soon as it passes another health inspection and proves it has been washed and sanitized.
Kentucky restaraunt shut down for "wheeling in" roadkill.
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Wow. I'm a horny S.O.B. pretty much all the time. I've never been so horny that I couldn't go to work. Although I have jerked off at work before. Carry on ladies.
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And if you check my page, you'll see that my liberal friends are on the left and my conservative ones are on the right.
Glad to see I'm in the middle row!
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lafayettemister > I would say #1 is false.. you live in Alabama.. unless you drive a tractor everyone gets a ticket..
I don't actually live in Alabama, but you're still correct. The last speeding ticket I got was around 1998. Somewhere around then.
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A Philadelphia woman is facing drug-dealing charges after allegedly concealing 36 glass vials of suspected cocaine in her vagina.
The bizarre incident involved a person who was allegedly buying drugs and felt threatened after being ordered to get more money at the Wawa Convenience Store.
A police spokesperson said, “The call came in from an individual buying drugs in a parking lot of the Wawa. He claims he gave the operator of the vehicle $50 and was told to go back in the Wawa and get more money. He goes into the Wawa and calls 911 and reports a man with a gun."
When police responded, Gibson, the operator, and Bellamy, a passenger, were ordered out of the car. They noticed the female was walking like she had something concealed between her legs and Bellamy says, ‘I’ve got crack in my vagina.’ A female officer was summoned and finds 36 vials of cocaine. Bellamy claims when police pulled up, Gibson removes the drugs from the vehicle’s hand-rest, gives her the drugs and says, ‘Hide ’em.’”
So that's where crack babies come from
Read more: http://www.937thearrow.com/pages/waltonandjohnson.html?article=10461703#ixzz28ACeVhx4
The bizarre incident involved a person who was allegedly buying drugs and felt threatened after being ordered to get more money at the Wawa Convenience Store.
A police spokesperson said, “The call came in from an individual buying drugs in a parking lot of the Wawa. He claims he gave the operator of the vehicle $50 and was told to go back in the Wawa and get more money. He goes into the Wawa and calls 911 and reports a man with a gun."
When police responded, Gibson, the operator, and Bellamy, a passenger, were ordered out of the car. They noticed the female was walking like she had something concealed between her legs and Bellamy says, ‘I’ve got crack in my vagina.’ A female officer was summoned and finds 36 vials of cocaine. Bellamy claims when police pulled up, Gibson removes the drugs from the vehicle’s hand-rest, gives her the drugs and says, ‘Hide ’em.’”
So that's where crack babies come from
Read more: http://www.937thearrow.com/pages/waltonandjohnson.html?article=10461703#ixzz28ACeVhx4
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I agree that Romo isnt a clutch QB but you are giving him way too much blame for Dallas' problems. How many passes have his receivers dropped that he put right in their hands? Dez dropped a sure TD last night. What happened to the running game? Seems like the line cant block for the running game. And the defense? They never seem to make the big stop when they need it.
Romo will never be compared to Tom Brady, but you can do a lot worse (see NY Jets)!
Edit: Isnt it great that more women here talk football with passion than the men do. LOL
Dez is a problem, and he's probably bringing things down in the locker room. But last night was just one game. Romo's track record speaks for itself. Cowboys are in my top 3 favorite teams. I just despise Romo. It is very possible my hatred of him as a QB is clouding my judgement. I'd trade him.
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Neither of those are true statements.
Dallas has two major problems, and neither of them are tied to any particular position, per se. They have no heart and their GM sucks. The GM is the Owner, and so that one's not going away until Jerry croaks, and then if you're a Cowboy fan, you have to hope that Stephen's either a hell of a lot better, or will actually hire a football professional.
The lack of heart is a locker room problem, but even if you had Tom Brady, Ray Lewis, Larry Fitzgerald, and Brian Urlacher in that locker room, their leadership would be neutered by the lack of discipline engendered from the Owner down. The coach is similarly defanged, regardless of how good (or in this case, not good) he may be. Romo's an easy target, especially on days when he fails to hit very many of his own, but that's a sideshow issue with statistical fallacies to begin with.
The problem is at the very top.
We'll never know the whole inside story. You're right, the team has no heart. But I see it being that way because deep down they know they can't win with Romo. I'm not bashing the Cowboys, I like them. Much better than i like the Giants (that was for Nikki). Jones needs to man up and be as decisive and tough as he was when he bought the team. Gutted everyone and was hard nosed. Garrett is too sweet, that team needs a tough coach. They don't respect Garrett. JJ sends a message, fires Garrett and lets Romo go after the season. Isn't his contract up after this year?
Btw, if Ray Rave were on that team he'd pull that team together quickly. He wouldn't put up with all this no heart shit.
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There are lots of better quarterbacks, but Romo's not the reason Dallas doesn't have playoff appearances or success. If non-Top5 QB's categorically blew it for teams' playoff success, then the Niners wouldn't have made it to within one play of the Super Bowl and the Bucs never would've won theirs.
Being a top 5 QB doesn't guarantee success. Totally agree. But Romo is a choker. Granted, last night his receivers didnt' help him much. I'd take a game manager like Trent Dilfer or Rich Gannon over Romo anyday. Here's my thought, Dallas will NEVER win a Super Bowl with Romo. Romo will never win a Super Bowl as the starting QB with any team. He just doesn't have "IT". Eli, throws ugly passes. Looks like he should be an accountant or a high school shop teacher, but Eli is clutch. The dude has ice in his veins and can deal.
If I owned the Cowboys, I'd deal Romo away. The team has lost faith in him anyway. Once that happens, it's over. They'll play harder for Orton. One of my very best friends is a lifelong Cowboys fan. He and I have been arguing over this for a couple years now. He is the biggest Cowboys fan I've ever met, and now he's even ready to move on from Romo. It's time, if he and team aren't improving then it's time to change. Coach, GM, and QB.
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Huh? The statistics are only measured against other quarterbacks over the same number of games. What do you mean by sample size?
I haven't looked at the stats. I only meant that he may have more TDs or yards passing than other QBs that haven't been in the league or starting. But, like I said I haven't actually looked at the stats. But none of them matter to me, wins/losses only. He can't even get them to the playoffs anymore.
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Yes, 14-12 in the new stadium. That sucks. You can't be an elite football program with a barely above .500 record. I'm not a Dallas Cowboys hater, they were my fave team as a kid (besides the Saints). The GM could be a big problem. He should have dumped Romo a couple years ago.
I remember the Quincy/Hutchinson years. That was bad. Then they got Bledsoe but he was supplanted by the promise of Romo, and it just didn't pan out. JJ has money and could have gotten a QB via free agency. At this point, Peyton Manning would have been a great fit. I'd take him over Romo anyday and twice on Sunday. I think Romo is a great backup. Take the pressure off of the guy and let him come in to save the day when the starter goes down and he'd do much better. Putting the team in his hands, he can't handle it. Over the past 5 years he may be in top 10 in stats. Where does he stack up in wins? And if he is high in statistic categories, it's because he has a larger sample size.
If you were a General Manager and you could pick any QB to be your starter, Romo wouldn't be in the top ten. Barely makes top 15. In no particular order, QBs I'd take before I took Romo: Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Eli, Peyton, Ben Rothlisberger, Matt Ryan, Phillip Rivers, Joe Flacco, Matthew Stafford, Cam Newton, Jay Cutler, Matt Schaub. Possible even take Andrew Luck and RGIII before Tony.
Just my opinion, and that's all it is. You damn hippie Romo-apologist.
I remember the Quincy/Hutchinson years. That was bad. Then they got Bledsoe but he was supplanted by the promise of Romo, and it just didn't pan out. JJ has money and could have gotten a QB via free agency. At this point, Peyton Manning would have been a great fit. I'd take him over Romo anyday and twice on Sunday. I think Romo is a great backup. Take the pressure off of the guy and let him come in to save the day when the starter goes down and he'd do much better. Putting the team in his hands, he can't handle it. Over the past 5 years he may be in top 10 in stats. Where does he stack up in wins? And if he is high in statistic categories, it's because he has a larger sample size.
If you were a General Manager and you could pick any QB to be your starter, Romo wouldn't be in the top ten. Barely makes top 15. In no particular order, QBs I'd take before I took Romo: Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Eli, Peyton, Ben Rothlisberger, Matt Ryan, Phillip Rivers, Joe Flacco, Matthew Stafford, Cam Newton, Jay Cutler, Matt Schaub. Possible even take Andrew Luck and RGIII before Tony.
Just my opinion, and that's all it is. You damn hippie Romo-apologist.
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You're officially insane. Wait, you're name isn't actually Jeff Ireland is it?
I heard last night that Romo is something like 14-12 in home games. That isn't very good. Dallas has changed coaches. Parcells, Phillips, Garrett and they still continue to spin their wheels. No progress. Great defense, potent offensive weapons, no progress. Only constants have been Jerry Jones and Tony Romo. One has to go and it aint' gonna be Jones. I wouldn't put Tony Romo in the top 15 QBs in the league.
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Had to look it up, but it was a dude named Rae Carruth. Killed his pregnant wife and was found hiding in the trunk of a car. LOL
(why I tacked an "LOL" onto a story about a pregnant woman getting murdered, I have no idea. If there's a hell, I'm going there)
Don't forget about Dallas/Chicago WR Sam Hurd that got busted for running an international drug ring.
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I've met Dez Bryant before (long story), and I can testify, that guy's dumb as a bag of hammers. But I'm sure the league has more than a few dumb wide receivers; you don't have to know quantum physics to memorize a few dozen routes and blocking schemes. I'm told he has had possibly the worst childhood you could ever imagine, so who knows what that has to do with it, but he's a terrible case of wasted ability so far.
And wow, what a game Romo turned in LOL. Ah well, he's prone to turning in a clunker every now and then, but he's far from Dallas' biggest weakness. Ask Miami, Cleveland, or Oakland if they'd rather have Tony Romo or the draft pick bust du jour for 10 years running.
If I were a GM, I'd take any of the QBs in those places over Romo. Wheeden will get better, he's just a rookie. And with Trent R. as an RB it will take pressure off him. Tannehill in Miami is going to be decent too. Oakland, that place is fucked up. Romo is reminds me of a shortstop in baseball that has superior talent above other shortstops. A SS that can make the spectacular play that awes the crowd, but boots the routine ground ball hit right at him. Romo is cursed in Dallas. He may do better in Jacksonville or somewhere the spotlight gleeming off that Blue star on isn't as blinding.
edit.. by the way, i'm glad to not have the lowest score of the week. that was getting bothersome. lol
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I say #4 is the lie.
1. I have never gotten a speeding ticket.
2. I've been on television more than once.
3. I once flashed a girl in the middle of class during high school.
4. I had sex in the hot tub in the courtyard of a Holiday Inn.
1. I have never gotten a speeding ticket.
2. I've been on television more than once.
3. I once flashed a girl in the middle of class during high school.
4. I had sex in the hot tub in the courtyard of a Holiday Inn.
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Oh give him a break. Only 3 of the interceptions were his fault, LOL!!
Jason Garrett isn't a very good coach. Team has gotten worse under his leadership. Proof of his lack of coaching skill, late in 4th quarter and Dallas has no chance of winning the game. Garrett leaves Jason Witten, Dez Bryant (admittedly not as good a WR as anyone thought), Miles Austin and other starters in the game. Leaving them open to injury in meaningless trash time. Especially Witten who already had a busted spleen in teh preseason. Garrett leaves all of them in, but pulls Romo? WTF? Pull ALL your playmakers. Not just the one that handed game to Chicago. Orton should start next game.
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Because those that ask for it usually have no idea what it feels like to be on the receiving end.
I've been asked for it 3 times, and each time my answer was the same, he can do it after I get to stick Johnny in him. (Johnny is my favorite . .. naughty-time toy- this is lush, you guys know what I'm talking about)
Someone has yet to say yes, it probably doesn't help that Johnny has a face and sports every color under the sun (it's like having sex with a rainbow)
I couldn't disagree more. Most guys have never sucked cock, would you require them to blow Johnny before you blew them?
Most women have never licked pussy. Should she have to eat muff before getting eaten?
I've never had my pussy smacked, do I need to have a sex change before I can smack someone's pussy?
If you don't want to have anal sex, that is fine. It's your decision to make. Coercing someone into doing something THEY don't want, for any reason, is a shitty thing to do. If you don't want to take it up the ass, just say so. Life moves on. Sex isn't about bartering. It's an intimate act between two people. Asserting superiority or dominance in an equal relationship is perverting the intimacy. Unless both parties are into it.
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Fucking Cowboys fucking did me in again. I've lost the point on the Cowboys game every week. Can someone put a hit out on Romo? Impossible to know how the fuck that guy is going to play. Fucking Romo.
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I'm from the south. Everything is called Coke.
"Hey, want a coke?"
"Sure, I'll take one."
"Ok, what kind?"
"Dr. Pepper"
Totally normal conversation in my neck of the woods.
"Hey, want a coke?"
"Sure, I'll take one."
"Ok, what kind?"
"Dr. Pepper"
Totally normal conversation in my neck of the woods.
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Ok, you can have my big fucking cock. But I get to choose which hole gets it.
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I can understand that. Her lover is a lesbian and Chastity/Chaz was no longer a woman. What I am asking is the reverse really.
I see that now. Somehow I reversed the scenario in my mind. I throw myself on the mercy of the court.
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I'd go back to 4th or 5th grade and I'd choose to join my two best friends on that bike ride. The one I wouldn't go on because I was "mad" at one of them, and I wouldn't call him a snotty nosed brat. I'd be riding in my normal second in line position. I'd see the car turning onto the road and stop. Preventing my friend from being hit, dragged for 100 ft, and dying.