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Quote by Nikki703
Pretty Cool for band geeks, HAHA!
But I didnt get the M (Michigan?) banner running across the field. Was that supposed to happen or did some Michigan students sneak that it?
That was a play on what happens in Super Mario Bros. When Mario "takes" the castle he lowers the flag of the bad guys and raises his own. OSU and Michigan are rivals, so they lowered the evil UM flag in that way.
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If I can ask y'all a question: in terms of children do you think a lot of em are getting started too early on sexual intercourse?
Historically speaking, today's youth probably start having sex later than in centuries past. Women/girls especially. There's a reason that girls mature earlier than boys. My grandmother was married by 14 and pregnant by the age of 15. My grandfather was 17 when they got married. The bad thing is that several hundred years ago, girls were being married off to adult/middle aged men. More women make more babies to protect the clan/village, all for a dowry of a couple goats and a cow and with the girl really having no say so in the matter.
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I may untie her, but not until after I get a gooood look at all her goods.
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In the American sense of the word, "thick" is a curvy, thickly built, stock woman. "Thickheaded" would be a person with questionable intelligence.
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There is a new (new to me, at least) series on Showtime titled, "Polyamory: Married and Dating". I've only seen one episode so I can't say I know the people in this true life, but it was pretty interesting. It's about what you'd think from the title. Married couples that have live-in boyfriends/girlfriends/couples. Some have "married" multiple partners. It isn't like the Mormon concepts of multiple wives in that the women in the show has equal rights to the men. The women have more than one man/husband too.
My question: Is it possible to truly love more than one partner, one soul mate? I'm not necessarily talking sex, many married couples engage in swinging, swapping, threesome, foursomes, and moresomes. But they then go home with one spouse or lover. Can a person be loving and devoted to more than one spouse? How do they sort out holidays and visiting family? What about finances, money causes so much strife between spouses already? Does a third person's input and income make it harder or easier? Is there a hierarchy, First Husband/Wife has more rights than Second or Third Spouse?
Can you give your all, your heart to more than one person?
My question: Is it possible to truly love more than one partner, one soul mate? I'm not necessarily talking sex, many married couples engage in swinging, swapping, threesome, foursomes, and moresomes. But they then go home with one spouse or lover. Can a person be loving and devoted to more than one spouse? How do they sort out holidays and visiting family? What about finances, money causes so much strife between spouses already? Does a third person's input and income make it harder or easier? Is there a hierarchy, First Husband/Wife has more rights than Second or Third Spouse?
Can you give your all, your heart to more than one person?
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Quote by swollen
I'm not ashamed to admit it, but I know so very little about classical music, other than the fact that as I've matured, I've started to enjoy it more and more.
An even bigger admission, is that today I became every Marketing Man's dream, and downloaded '50 Shades the Classics,' great album, so money well spent IMO.
So, please help. I need advice from all you Lushie 'Classical Music buffs' out there.
Please tell me what you know, and feed my new-found hunger!!
Thank you.
X
Start with the classics. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart. Throw in some Shostakovich, Tchkovsky, Handel, Holst
Beethoven's 9th Symphony
Handel's Water Music
Shostakovich Festive Overture
Holst The Planets (Jupiter and Mars are my faves)
Orff's Carmina Burana
Mozart's Lacrimosa (part of Requiem)
Some of those you'll recognize from movies. Let me know how it goes. Yea, I was a band jock in high school and college
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To m lovely Bridesmaid: [Names removed to protect the brideslaves]
As you all know I picked 10 wonderful ladies to stand by my side, share and make happen my special day to Jake. Each of you individually have a reason and a special place in my heart of why I picked you to be a bridesmaid. We have set our date for Saturday, August 31, 2013 in Vail, Colorado. That seems far away but it really isn't, the earlier the planning the better. You may have already knew that my wonderful sister L— will be the Maid of Honor, she's in charge under me. Also my lovely mom will be a big help as well. L— has a big role in throwing me a bridal shower and bachelorette party, of course all of you guys do but at the end of the day shes the go to person and makes it happen.
I'm sure the bridesmaids are happy to know they have a boss to answer too
You all have a big roll in this wedding, so before we continue I'm going to be setting some ground rules and its very important you read and think about everything through before you accept this honor to be a bridesmaid. If you guys email anything I would also like you to put L— in the CC. Not all the bridesmaid need to be CC'd unless its coming from me or L—, if it something everyone needs to see then well do it. We set the date to August 31, 2013 if that's a problem we need to know NOW. Also by the end of the week we will be setting dates for the engagement party, bridal show and bachelorette party.
Honor to be a bridesmaid? Shouldn't the bride be honored to have them
Our wedding party is really the most important people at the wedding besides my self and Jake so we want every single one of our bridesmaid and grooms at our parties, I have 10 not 8 where two couldn't make it so if you already know you cant make one of the parties then we have to find someone else, not to be harsh in the slightest it would sadden me and of course you'll still be invited to our wedding, engagement ect. But it's different if your not in the wedding party and couldn't make it. We'll give everyone well advance dates for the parties and it will always fall on a weekend. The wedding as I stated will be in Vail the engagement party will either be in NY or CT and the bachelorette party will be in Vegas, cliche yeaa but I've never been.
Demanding bridesmaids be in attendance for wedding in Colorado, engagement party in NY or Connecticut, and bachelorette party in Las Vegas? I hope all her bridesmaids are filthy rich.
A few girls live out of town so if there is going to be a problem with coming to either one then I need to know now because after this week I don't want to be surprised. I would like everyone to send me any dates they are going away or planning to go away after February so if your going away in January I don't care. I want any dates from February to the day of our wedding in August, that way we know not to plan something when your away. But after this week the dates are set in stone. Also if money is tight and you cant afford to contribute to say the bachelorette party or wont be able to afford a dress etc then L— and Myself don't have time to deal with that, I'm sorry. This includes flights as well, everyone knows the states where the parties are going to be held so if you wont be able to afford a flight then that means you cant make a party which ultimately means I cant have you as a bridesmaid. Obviously we'll get the best deals and were not gonna books flights for $1000 and shit that's why were doing this in advance, that goes for bridesmaids dresses as well everything will be affordable but if you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding.
Send dates for next year? Who plans that far ahead? If money is tight and can't afford a $1000 flight, you're bumped to guest. Her idea of affordable differs than mine.
If your out of state though don't think you have to fly in for all fittings, that we will work with you, find stores in your town, get measurements..you don't have to worry about that. Also if you accept this honor another thing is that you need to be available, I'm not going to harass you with wedding stuff every hour of everyday but if its something important and it takes you a week even 2-3 days to get back to me seeeee ya! I don't have time to wait around for responses, everyone has their phone on them, it shouldn't take you more than a day to get back to me, even if your out of the country, check your email!
If you accept this honor? Fuck you, lady. If you take a couple days to reply to one of my insane requests, you're bumped to the guest list. My time is more important than yours.
Furthermore, Ever since I could remember I have dreamed about this day all my life. I want to share it with the people that are most important to me. You only get one time to plan your dream wedding and I couldn't pick a more amazing group of girls to make that dream come true! So please, what's stated above think about it all and by Wednesday I need to know if everyone is 100% in, and what I have asked about sending me dates if your gonna be away between Feb-Aug ill need that on Wednesday. If you don't think you'll be able to attend one party but can make the rest of them I'm sorry but I'll have to take you out as a bridesmaid and put you as a guest. If you want to get back to me before Wednesday, that's fine. Really think about everything I've said. This is really going to be the most epic wedding ever so I hope you girls can share this special day with us!
Her poor husband. She's basing her entire life on the wedding day and not the actual marriage. One bridesmaid leaked this to the world and has declined to be an indentured servant. Good for her!
Love,
Bridezilla of all Bridezillas
As you all know I picked 10 wonderful ladies to stand by my side, share and make happen my special day to Jake. Each of you individually have a reason and a special place in my heart of why I picked you to be a bridesmaid. We have set our date for Saturday, August 31, 2013 in Vail, Colorado. That seems far away but it really isn't, the earlier the planning the better. You may have already knew that my wonderful sister L— will be the Maid of Honor, she's in charge under me. Also my lovely mom will be a big help as well. L— has a big role in throwing me a bridal shower and bachelorette party, of course all of you guys do but at the end of the day shes the go to person and makes it happen.
I'm sure the bridesmaids are happy to know they have a boss to answer too
You all have a big roll in this wedding, so before we continue I'm going to be setting some ground rules and its very important you read and think about everything through before you accept this honor to be a bridesmaid. If you guys email anything I would also like you to put L— in the CC. Not all the bridesmaid need to be CC'd unless its coming from me or L—, if it something everyone needs to see then well do it. We set the date to August 31, 2013 if that's a problem we need to know NOW. Also by the end of the week we will be setting dates for the engagement party, bridal show and bachelorette party.
Honor to be a bridesmaid? Shouldn't the bride be honored to have them
Our wedding party is really the most important people at the wedding besides my self and Jake so we want every single one of our bridesmaid and grooms at our parties, I have 10 not 8 where two couldn't make it so if you already know you cant make one of the parties then we have to find someone else, not to be harsh in the slightest it would sadden me and of course you'll still be invited to our wedding, engagement ect. But it's different if your not in the wedding party and couldn't make it. We'll give everyone well advance dates for the parties and it will always fall on a weekend. The wedding as I stated will be in Vail the engagement party will either be in NY or CT and the bachelorette party will be in Vegas, cliche yeaa but I've never been.
Demanding bridesmaids be in attendance for wedding in Colorado, engagement party in NY or Connecticut, and bachelorette party in Las Vegas? I hope all her bridesmaids are filthy rich.
A few girls live out of town so if there is going to be a problem with coming to either one then I need to know now because after this week I don't want to be surprised. I would like everyone to send me any dates they are going away or planning to go away after February so if your going away in January I don't care. I want any dates from February to the day of our wedding in August, that way we know not to plan something when your away. But after this week the dates are set in stone. Also if money is tight and you cant afford to contribute to say the bachelorette party or wont be able to afford a dress etc then L— and Myself don't have time to deal with that, I'm sorry. This includes flights as well, everyone knows the states where the parties are going to be held so if you wont be able to afford a flight then that means you cant make a party which ultimately means I cant have you as a bridesmaid. Obviously we'll get the best deals and were not gonna books flights for $1000 and shit that's why were doing this in advance, that goes for bridesmaids dresses as well everything will be affordable but if you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding.
Send dates for next year? Who plans that far ahead? If money is tight and can't afford a $1000 flight, you're bumped to guest. Her idea of affordable differs than mine.
If your out of state though don't think you have to fly in for all fittings, that we will work with you, find stores in your town, get measurements..you don't have to worry about that. Also if you accept this honor another thing is that you need to be available, I'm not going to harass you with wedding stuff every hour of everyday but if its something important and it takes you a week even 2-3 days to get back to me seeeee ya! I don't have time to wait around for responses, everyone has their phone on them, it shouldn't take you more than a day to get back to me, even if your out of the country, check your email!
If you accept this honor? Fuck you, lady. If you take a couple days to reply to one of my insane requests, you're bumped to the guest list. My time is more important than yours.
Furthermore, Ever since I could remember I have dreamed about this day all my life. I want to share it with the people that are most important to me. You only get one time to plan your dream wedding and I couldn't pick a more amazing group of girls to make that dream come true! So please, what's stated above think about it all and by Wednesday I need to know if everyone is 100% in, and what I have asked about sending me dates if your gonna be away between Feb-Aug ill need that on Wednesday. If you don't think you'll be able to attend one party but can make the rest of them I'm sorry but I'll have to take you out as a bridesmaid and put you as a guest. If you want to get back to me before Wednesday, that's fine. Really think about everything I've said. This is really going to be the most epic wedding ever so I hope you girls can share this special day with us!
Her poor husband. She's basing her entire life on the wedding day and not the actual marriage. One bridesmaid leaked this to the world and has declined to be an indentured servant. Good for her!
Love,
Bridezilla of all Bridezillas
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Quote by sprite
i prefer a good lasagna
You can have your lasagna. Replace the ricotta cheese with cum and, VOILA. Best of both worlds.
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Given the choice, I'd pick fuck. Btw, I do know how to online chat.
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Quote by orangefox444
They hold your hand for no other reason than they simply want to.
Ain't that the truth! My little girl loves to hold my hand whenever we're walking somewhere. And I love it even more than she does.
You know you're a parent when you have to sleep with some form of clothing on because you know your kid will end up in your bed before the night is through.
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Number 3 is the lie?
1. I once got a blowjob in a hotel stairwell on a church trip while serving as chaperone.
2. On a high school trip, I peeked through a screw hole in the wall to the bus bathroom and saw my crush's pussy.
3. Vegetable soup is one of my favorite meals.
4. I was suspended from school for fighting.
1. I once got a blowjob in a hotel stairwell on a church trip while serving as chaperone.
2. On a high school trip, I peeked through a screw hole in the wall to the bus bathroom and saw my crush's pussy.
3. Vegetable soup is one of my favorite meals.
4. I was suspended from school for fighting.
