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lafayettemister
2 weeks ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans
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I love all you ladies, but why in the world would you want to cover your nipples? If you release those puppies, let us see them in all their glory!!! No pasties!!!
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I fucking hate this song. It's the only song I can think of that will cause me to change the radio station IMMEDIATELY. I'm not sure if it's the song itself or the whiney ass fucking voice of the singer. Blech!!!!
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I actually had a former fling that loved getting off on my knee. While she'd be laying down I'd kiss her or suck her tits while my bent leg was between your legs. I'd rub my broad knee up and down on her pussy and she'd grind back into it. She always came from that. She loved doing it too. She was a fun lover, gave great head too. lol
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My mistake, I assumed it was your wife cause the question asked about your GF/wife. I wasn't implying you've only been with one woman, I know you're a ladies' man..
Yeah that level of neediness is something else. I find when girls act like that it's cause there is some need that isn't getting fulfilled. It's like they make up for an emptiness in there lives by attention seeking on that level. Unlocking that need can be really tough though.
I know you weren't implying I've only been with one woman. Two, tops.
In my marriage, I see the problems. I know what's going on. What I do now is totally by choice. No one is to blame for my situation but myself. I say that so I don't sound like a hypocrite, but there are just as many needy and co-dependant dudes out there too. I see guys out there that are incapable of making any decision on their own. Always seeking approval from their gf/wife. Neediness is not gender specific by any means.
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Wow man, that's your wife... That's what I would say to a casual friend that started getting dramatic on me.
I've never been married but I have had serious girlfriends I've lived with so it's almost the same thing. A couple of these girls were very attached to me and it was like that, very dependent on me for their mood or happiness. But many many women are like that when they are with a man they really love. I mean they look up to us, some of them need to follow, they need to be told where YOU chose to reserve a table for dinner. They want to get excited about a concert tickets that YOU scored. They want to pout and vent and complain sometimes and they want you to be that dude that snaps them out of that. They want you to be that guy that first attracted them, that dude that made them happier than any other girl when you first met them.
I can see that desire to try hard to make her happy, that instinct to "daddy" your girl fading when you've been married for a long time, not judging... But did you always feel that way? "your emotions are your shit, not mine" I can't imagine a girl wanting to marry me in the first place if that was my attitude.
Actually, I was talking about someone else. I have been with more than one woman in my life. lol
I'm not talking about the "good" things you mentioned above. I'm talking about things like, moping around and being sad at work when I'm not there. When I'd have a day off I'd go play basketball with my buddies, maybe once a month. Then going to her place to find her crying because I "don't love her" anymore. If I was sitting watching tv and just having one of those days when I don't feel like talking, she'd get depressed becasue something was "bothering me".
Those examples aren't really working. But this ex of mine was exhausting. I truly felt like I had to put a happy face on at all times. It was true co-dependancy. She gave up all her friends and hobbies and did NOTHING without me. Called me from work 10-15 times a day. Everyday. Trust me, it wasn't a good thing.
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Human touch is vital to healthy living. Human touch is so therapeutic. It makes us feel connected, not just with the person we're holding hands with. But with ourselves. That's why hand holding is still prohibited in some places. It's a level of public intimacy that restrictive societies aren't comfortable with.
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Motorized Ice Cream Cone. Yea, because turning your hand/wrist from side to side is too taxing. Gimme a break.
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Secure and independant. I don't want to be responsible for all her entertainment, worth, and emotions. It's way too much a burden to be responsible for another person's mood. That's your shit, not mine.
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In fact I've ridden with the lesbian Bald Eagles motorcycle gang before.
Do they ride wearing Birkenstocks instead of boots?
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I've probably posted here before but I'll post again. I doubt many women shaves her pussy for a guy. That's not to say that a a guy in a long term relationship wouldn't ask his gf to shave her's. And she might would do it. That's what lovers do. But most women do it because they want too.
Also, the way the question is worded sounds like women only shave their pussies for men. Implying that lesbians don't have bare pussies. According the the pics on Lush, there are lots of lesbians with bald eagles.
Also, the way the question is worded sounds like women only shave their pussies for men. Implying that lesbians don't have bare pussies. According the the pics on Lush, there are lots of lesbians with bald eagles.
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I've been waiting months for this moment. And my choices are kiss, piss, or fig? I guess we'll start with figging. But once that ginger juice hits your clit and you become ravenous for penentration... I'll be ready! LOL
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I have no intention of letting her go. I'll sit and talk with her until she knows me better. Then I'll fuck her lights out.
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Don't y'all think flashing shows a double-standard?
A woman flashing a man never gets turned in to police but a man flashing a woman and there's soon a police all-points-bulletin and the SWAT team out in force to arrest him.
Why is that?
It's funny you say that Buz. Just yesterday I read a column about 2 women that were arrested for flashing their boobs on a golf course in Missouri. Someone actually complained about it and called the cops. What a moron. He's ruining it for the rest of us. lol
But typically you're right. Boobie flashing is a good thing. Funny though, attach a kid to the boob and it's WW3.
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Wow, that picture is disturbing. That is a LOT of damage. We need to take care of this shit right now before it gets out of hand.
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I don't want to "always" stick my cock in someone's ass. I mean, when I'm cooking bacon, mowing the yard, climbing a fence.. I don't want to stick my cock in someone's ass then. While fucking, yes.. the thought crosses my mind. Often.
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I weep for this site and forum sometimes
Hahahaha
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A flesh and blood woman, just without the ability to speak.
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Quote by Nikki703
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Justin Timberlake
Ashton Kutcher
J-Lo
Beyonce
Any Kardashian
Madonna
Lady Gaga
Jennifer Aniston
Demi Moore
To name just a few
It's funny with everyone putting Jennifer Aniston on their list. When friends first came out, all my friends thought I was crazy for thinking Courtney Cox was hotter than Jen. Glad to see others think Jen isn't all that.