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2 weeks ago
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Quote by crypticneophyte
CONSIDERING THAT I'M STILL A CHASTE (WITHOUT ANY SORT OF BRAGGING OR ANYTHING), I WOULD PREFER HAVING MY FIRST KISS AT THE ONSET BEFORE INDULGING TO SEX. ALL YOU CAN FEEL WHEN KISSING IS GOOD (THOUGH I HAVEN'T EVER DID IT) CONTRARY OF HAVING YOUR FIRST SEX WHICH IS QUITE PAINFUL TO GIRLS. KISSING ACTUALLY MERGES THE TWO INDIVIDUAL AND OUR LIPS ARE MORE SENSITIVE THAN THE OTHER GENITALS. THAT'S WHY THIS IS THE MAIN REASON WHY THERE EXISTS A SUDDEN SPARK WHILE KISSING. KISSING IS THE "STEPPING STONE" IN QUESTING FOR A PROSPECTIVE PARTNER BEFORE HAVING SEX.
The post isn't about THE first time you fuck. Not talking about the hymen breaking first time.
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Jr hockey coach suspended for one year and the team fined $2000 for skipping the opening ceremony of a tournament. The team only agreed to play in the tournament if the coach allowed them to study for their upcoming final exams.
Coach suspended for 1 yr for allowing students to study?
I think the lack of common sense is beginning to spread.
Coach suspended for 1 yr for allowing students to study?
I think the lack of common sense is beginning to spread.
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I just watched a blowjob video. So please excuse my blood depraved brain if this is incoherant.
How long is too long for a guy to last while you're sucking him off? When do you think, "come on dude, cum already"?
How long is too long for a guy to last while you're sucking him off? When do you think, "come on dude, cum already"?
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I'm not a big dessert eater either. However, I have a weakness for brownies. The other thing I'd call my favorite would be Key Lime Pie!
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Because she wants to fuck.
oops, that was for MG. Sorry Bimbo.
For Bimbo... .she's waiting for MG to show up.
oops, that was for MG. Sorry Bimbo.
For Bimbo... .she's waiting for MG to show up.
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Here's the link to the article. It's pretty long so I'm not going to post it here. Click the link if you have time. I pretty much love all that was said.
You are NOT special!
You are NOT special!
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Quote by Mazza
I have to say, I don't think there are any that I don't like...
For me, it's less about the position than who I'm doing it with...
There are a couple of positions in which I'm more likely to achieve orgasm though... Scissors being one of my favourites, you get awesome, deep penetration and he has full access to your breasts. Nice for a sleepy, lazy fuck.
Doggie is great. Again nice and deep... Hard and fast. He has access to breasts or pussy, or of course you can self-stimulate, which is always good...
Missionary is nice sometimes. So intimate, being able to kiss and look into one another's eyes. I love wrapping my legs around him, digging my heels into his arse, urging him on...
I love Cowgirl, or reverse cowgirl because it's nice to take the lead, be on top... Although, I usually have to lift myself up and let him finish - how do you guys have the stamina for that?? lol
I think I love you, will you marry me?
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I have done it. And it was fun and hot. She loved hearing about it, and seeing the pics.
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A farm dog in Ghana has attained hero status after spending a night protecting an abandoned newborn human. Authorities say the dog, along with its two-week-old charge, was found under a bridge in Winkongo (which is near Bolgatanga, the Upper East Regional Capital of Ghana), near the farm where he lives – with the tiny baby snuggled against him.
A search party had been convened to look for the dog, not the baby, when the pooch's worried owner got concerned that her pet hadn't returned home in the evening. Searchers spent most of the night tracking the hound through nearby fields and woods, and came upon the unlikely pair quite some time later; finally locating him under the bridge near the farm he calls home, they were surprised to find the dog curled around a human infant.
Madam Rosemary Azure, Director of Health for the Talensi-Nabdam District, shared the remarkable story with the Ghana News Agency at a ceremony for a different occasion entirely – the launch of two vaccines that will help prevent diarrhea and pneumonia – although it's not impossible that officials will find themselves presiding over a medal presentation to "Hairy Poppins" sometime soon.
The baby himself is in relatively fine fettle after his adventure. His umbilical cord had not been cut, and had gotten infected, but the little one was otherwise unharmed; he's had all his vaccinations, and is currently in the custody of a local health directorate until new, non-bridge arrangements can be made for him. Azure noted that she couldn't say what had led to the baby's desertion by his mother, but speculated that the parents were teenagers, and took the opportunity to caution locals against unprotected sex. Police are investigating.
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What an amazing dog!! That baby's guardian angel.
A search party had been convened to look for the dog, not the baby, when the pooch's worried owner got concerned that her pet hadn't returned home in the evening. Searchers spent most of the night tracking the hound through nearby fields and woods, and came upon the unlikely pair quite some time later; finally locating him under the bridge near the farm he calls home, they were surprised to find the dog curled around a human infant.
Madam Rosemary Azure, Director of Health for the Talensi-Nabdam District, shared the remarkable story with the Ghana News Agency at a ceremony for a different occasion entirely – the launch of two vaccines that will help prevent diarrhea and pneumonia – although it's not impossible that officials will find themselves presiding over a medal presentation to "Hairy Poppins" sometime soon.
The baby himself is in relatively fine fettle after his adventure. His umbilical cord had not been cut, and had gotten infected, but the little one was otherwise unharmed; he's had all his vaccinations, and is currently in the custody of a local health directorate until new, non-bridge arrangements can be made for him. Azure noted that she couldn't say what had led to the baby's desertion by his mother, but speculated that the parents were teenagers, and took the opportunity to caution locals against unprotected sex. Police are investigating.
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What an amazing dog!! That baby's guardian angel.
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Quote by MMonroe
I still feel this thread is totally unpredicated against the women of lush, the majority of whom love semen. If you have a problem, take it up with that person not everyone else
I agree with you there. The women of Lush don't fall into the cum averse category.
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I've actually experienced this. I've been with someone who was grossed out by cum. Seeing cum would make her wretch and gag. Even if it was after sex, laying beside her naked in bed. Just seeing the last drips ooze out of me and she'd have to go in the bathroom. It actually is a pretty shitty feeling.
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Quote by sprite
*giggles* nothing wrong with rounding up ;)
Totally agree. My cock is 6.1 inches, so I round up to 10 inches.
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I totally agree. Some kids have a cranky disposition, especially when babies or toddlers. When they can't quite grasp your concepts of behaving. For us it was opposite. My son was an angel. From the day he was born we could take him anywhere. He'd sit still and look around the room. Quiet and easy going. My daughter on the other hand was like a Tasmanian Devil. She was completely unable to sit still and/or quiet. She HATED to be in a seated position. So, WE as parents didn't go out to dinner. It was a disruption to others and we didn't enjoy our meals. Once she got a little older and was able to control herself and understand our rules, we once again went out to dinner. It wasn't fun, it wasn't easy on us. But we did what needed to be done.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Before you go pointing fingers...
How many people get upset when they see a child being disciplined in public?
About the same amount of people that get upset that a child is being unruly and loud out in public and ruining their evening out.
If I so much as lay a hand on my child in public, how many people are grabbing their cell phones and dialing 911 or the local Children's Aid?
I have removed my kids from restaurants, shopping malls and grocery stores because they wouldn't behave.
I have also seen parents with children that KNOW they can get away with it because their parents are afraid to discipline them.
The backlash they might receive from others sticking their nose into someone else's business is quite apparent in their minds.
Don't put all the blame on the parents. Welcome to the world of the government stepping in to protect the few and having it blown way out of proportion.
I know there's lazy parents out there, but there's good ones with their hands tied because of public disapproval. You're damned if you do... and damned if you don't.
The problem is, if parents don't discipline at home then it's not going to work in public. I've seen parents yell at their kids in public and you can see the kids are shocked. Like they've never been corrected before. Truly well behaved kids learn at home.
It's unreasonable to expect kids to sit perfectly quiet and still. Many "non parents" don't get that. Parents are the beginning and the end of the behavior of their kids.
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The funny thing is, because of this thread, PersonalAssistant's name does pop up pretty quickly when you search "bitch" (as does Mazza's and LM's).
Ha, I had to check for myself. Seems like your correct. Apparantly I need to broaden my vocabulary. Damn you Clum, you bitch! lol
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Ok mazza ... What exactly promoted a "bitch" response from my simple pointing out that the search function works fabulously?
Come on. The member is in the wrong Name calling is unacceptable. People have been suspended for that.
And btw - thank god for nice people like Shylass. Just saying.
I think Mazza was actually saying that the "bitch" comment was catty, not bullying. She was kinda taking your side in the fray. Saying you can handle yourself. Just a misunderstanding.
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Quote by Nikki703
There is nothing wrong with female nudity in films. The female body is beautiful and natural. It always bothered me when you see a scene of a girl in her bedroom alone, the phone rings and she wraps a blanket around herself before answering it. Has anyone actually ever done this? Us Americans are just too hung up on nudity, like if a teen sees a naked body, they will become sex fiends!
I cant remember the first nude scene I ever saw, probably something in the mid 80's.
But why is there very little male nudity in films?
I totally agree. Movies are make believe. The producer/director should at least give the illusion. If nudity isn't what they want, then they can go for a closer shot that shows face and shoulders, but lets the viewer believe she's still nude. Wrapping up in a blanket takes me out of the illusion and shows me I'm watching the actress and not the character.
The scenes in Sex And The City where Carrie Bradshaw is always getting laid, while wearing a ton of lingerie always put me off. There's no man alive that's going to fuck a hot chick and leave her bra on every time. She doesn't do nudity.. fine. I think she's ugly anyway, but do camera tricks to make it LOOK like she's naked while fucking. Give the illusion a chance.
And, I believe the same for male nudity. Same opionions apply. There was a show on HBO called "Oz". It was a fucking weiner festival. But it also happned to be a fucking incredible show. It's set in a men's prison and they weren't shy. Pleny of scences that can't be discussed on Lush. All LOOKED real. One scene even showed Christopher Meloni taking a piss right in front of Rita Moreno. The show was super graphic, which added to the believablility of the characters.
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Sorry, I am tired so my irony spotter is a bit on the weak side. The logic of this thread so far is what? That nipples are sexy so should not be seen in the outside world, but then legs, bottoms, breasts, bellies, mouths and eyes are also sexy, which tends to suggest that maybe those muslim fundamentalists have got it right in terms of what women should be wearing.
The twisted logic again seems to be that a woman without a bra or wearing a revealing top is a bad person. Why, possibly in Lush language, she may well be a slut. The mentality that I thought we had tried to kill of judges and courts blaming victims for their siren like clothing drawing males into the rocks and having no control over their violent sexual urges. So, great, let's get back to men being the real victims of , as it is shameless women with their revealing clothing, inability to either hold their drink or most criminally at all to not be stronger than men.
This is still Lush aint it? Are we now saying a woman cannot dress sexily or feel sexy in the way she dresses? That, gosh, we are going to criticise some celebrity women for using sex to sell their latest product? This is clearly some rather odd dream that I am having. Maybe it was the cheese.
Whoa there Sparky!! Me think you doth protest too much.
As the OP of this thread I'd like to confirm what JuicyMe has said. I'm just asking a simple question. Do normal, everyday, non-celebrity women go out of the house braless with sideless shirts, see through shirts, tits nearly or fully on display.. as celebrities. I know women go out from time to time without a bra on. But I never see a woman go shopping at WalMart with a gaping hole in her shirt while showing off full side boob.
As to your rant. WTF? I didn't say anything about . Or women who dress provatively are to blame for being assaulted. WTF dude? No one is making the judgements you're talking about. My only thought is that maybe YOU think this way.