Heels in bed would be fun. I've tried them out of bed and I can't walk for shit in them.
In bed as a change of pace from time to time... Hell YES.
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lafayettemister
2 weeks ago
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Quote by hotswimmer
Do all women, have the caretaker trait, hard wired to their personality?
No
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Overused saying or statement.... "No thanks, LM." hahahahahahahahhaa
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Quote by WellMadeMale
99% of the time, Bambi... People won't bother to use the search function, not really because they are lazy bastidges, but because they are really wanting to introduce themselves to the community and they think that by creating a thread of their own and being #1 with posing the questions or making the observational statement(s)...
Well, that's the road to take.
And it often works at least for a short term boost of having your relatively newly created profile clicked on and viewed.
They could really care less about the question they've posed or the answers received. The original poster received the attention they were seeking.
We see this behavior all around us out in the real world, don't we?
Yes, and these unknowingly repeated questions are used as icebreakers. A newbie can post a question somewhere in hopes that someone he fancies will post beneath him...giving him a reason to send her a private message in hopes of sparking a chat/conversation. It's not like the guy can read a post about manscaping and send a message saying, "I liked what you said about a shaved nutsack in that forum thread in Aug. of 2010." He'd be blocked in a heartbeat.
It's a fishing expedition, nothing wrong with that. Especially considering all the profiles on Lush that say something to the affect of, "I don't chat or accept friends from people I don't know. Don't send me a PM or friend request if we haven't spoken in a chat room or the forum."
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You have an interesting way of introducing yourself. Nice to meet you.
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Quote by MMonroe
Awesome list! What about old school cartoon network! Dexter's lab, Cow and Chicken, Powerpuff girls. Those were good days
Lol, if Dexter's Lab and those other two are old school to you then I must be ANCIENT!! Old school to me is
Bugs Bunny
Popeye
Tom & Jerry
Scooby Doo
The Flintstones
Justice League
Dungeons and Dragons (80's version)
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Quote by Latexìa
Agree with the last two posts
Another fail moment is all these topics that involve 'discussing' children on an adult site ???
You are free to not discuss them if you like. Move along down the page to a different thread, then you won't be offended.
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Quote by Nikki703
Chat with friends and read stories. About equal!!!
And to show Im not a SICKO, cybering is probably my least favorite thing!!!
That's 'cause you haven't done it with me yet. Cyber prude.
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These morons put their toddler in a washing machine and close the door. Which activates the machine and locks the door. It's a front loading machine so the poor kid is tumbling inside as it fills with water. Luckily, an attendant was able to get the kid out. This parents need to be bitchslapped and lose their child to someone responible enough to raise him/her.
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I've heard of people that talk in their sleep, but never people who fuck in their sleep. Not that I'm complaining.
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I'd take the PC. Hands down without having to think about it. And I know I'd not regret it..
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Clum; thanks for helping me with all this. Im glad to know that the problems with commas, and apostrophe's isnt just mine's. Keep up the good work.
I've enjoyed both threads. One is never to old to learn something new. Or to reacquaint with something already learned yet forgotten, in part or in whole.
I've enjoyed both threads. One is never to old to learn something new. Or to reacquaint with something already learned yet forgotten, in part or in whole.
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Because she's decided to become strictly dickly and I get to blaze the trail.
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1 daddy + 11 mommas = 30 fucking kids. HOLY SHIT.
Dude should have gotten a vasectomy!!! And he's only 33 years old. He's broken no law so the authorities can't do anything to stop him. He could make even more babies. They're already taking half of his minimum wage paycheck, not like he has much to lose. According to the article, "Some of the moms receive as little as $1.49 a month." Wow.
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And you thought Octomom had her hands full—a Tennessee man who has fathered 30 children is asking the courts for a break on child support.
Desmond Hatchett, 33, of Knoxville has children with 11 different women, reports WREG-TV.
The state already takes half his paycheck and divides it up, which doesn't amount to much when Hatchett is making only minimum wage. Some of the moms receive as little as $1.49 a month. The oldest child is 14 years old.
Hatchett explains how he reached such a critical mass: He had four kids in the same year. Twice.
Back in 2009 when Hatchett was in court to answer charges that many of the mothers were not receiving child support, he had 21 children. At the time, he said he was not going to father any more kids, but he ended up having nine more in the past three years.
The state cannot order Hatchett to stop making babies. He hasn't broken any laws, according to the report.
Dude should have gotten a vasectomy!!! And he's only 33 years old. He's broken no law so the authorities can't do anything to stop him. He could make even more babies. They're already taking half of his minimum wage paycheck, not like he has much to lose. According to the article, "Some of the moms receive as little as $1.49 a month." Wow.
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And you thought Octomom had her hands full—a Tennessee man who has fathered 30 children is asking the courts for a break on child support.
Desmond Hatchett, 33, of Knoxville has children with 11 different women, reports WREG-TV.
The state already takes half his paycheck and divides it up, which doesn't amount to much when Hatchett is making only minimum wage. Some of the moms receive as little as $1.49 a month. The oldest child is 14 years old.
Hatchett explains how he reached such a critical mass: He had four kids in the same year. Twice.
Back in 2009 when Hatchett was in court to answer charges that many of the mothers were not receiving child support, he had 21 children. At the time, he said he was not going to father any more kids, but he ended up having nine more in the past three years.
The state cannot order Hatchett to stop making babies. He hasn't broken any laws, according to the report.
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Quote by Magical_felix
You need to find an extremely horny guy who's dick might explode as soon it touches a vagina. These men are usually extremely grateful you tossed a little pink their way. You need to find a guy that will act like you gave thme a glass of water after they have been wondering around a desert. Like this man.
That or virginal teenagers or something.
Hahaha, I just saw what you did!!! Well played sir. I guess I deserve that after telling everyone about your.......
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This reminds me of the thread about whether or not a man should tell his wife/girlfriend/lover that her pussy isn't tight enough anymore. I wonder if everyone's answers will be consistent between the two threads?
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This reminds me of something I've seen on the internet before. I'll paraphrase.
It's lunchtime. Let's eat, Mazza.
vs.
It's lunchtime. Let's eat Mazza.
Come to think of it, she'd probably like it either way. (I hope I used my comma properly in that sentence)
It's lunchtime. Let's eat, Mazza.
vs.
It's lunchtime. Let's eat Mazza.
Come to think of it, she'd probably like it either way. (I hope I used my comma properly in that sentence)
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Quote by Shylass
RIMming and Palm? Is that the phone version of that Lelo thingy?
It certainly is. Exactly. lol
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In the past I had a Blackberry. BBM was by FAR the best messenger system I ever used. I've tried several on my Android style phone. And I've seen the same things for iphone. BBM is much better. And the email system used by BB/RIM is also much easier. They should have sold out to Android years ago, not Blackberry is like Palm.
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Quote by xXshunikaXx
I believe that if you want to give you must take. Therefore I would expect a lover to allow himself to be fucked by me with a strap on. I wouldn't tell him to get fucked by another man to know what it feels like to get it in the ass, but a strap on is a yes. If a lover refused I would leave him, don't give if your not willing to take. A guy close to me left me fuck him with a strap on and we play with vibrators together often. He is not gay what so ever.
I couldn't disagree more. Love and sex should not be about about conditions that must be met. If you don't want to be anally penetrated then you dont' have to be. If you like anal, why refuse yourself a pleasure you enjoy. Making or coercing a lover to do something he or she doesn't want to is sexual blackmail. Does he have to give a blowjob to your strap-on too?
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Quote by Kimasa
When was the last time you gave one?
Never. But I do enjoy manual stimulation of a woman.