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lafayettemister
2 weeks ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans

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The story must be false since it's on FoxNews, right? And anything with Gloria Allred should throw up red flags.

Seriously TSA is a joke. I haven't flown in years and have no intention. ONe of those numbnuts would grope me or my kid and I'd mouth off and end up detained for 48 hours. Then put on the no-fly list and the FBI"s most wanted. This is the problem with asking government to do everything in our lives for us, do all our thinking. Common sense has been so lost that we think nipple rings are going to cause an airplane to drop out of the sky. Funny that the belly ring was allowed to stay.

This is absolutely nothing more than some nerdy, popular wannabe from high school on a power trip. Showing all the world how important he is. Giving these morons proves that power corrupts. Backed by government they have no fear.
I couldn't do it. I'm not even necessarily turned off by the idea. But I have a texture issue with certain foods and I'm afraid that the texture of cum would test my gag reflex. Can't eat ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Cottage cheese, jell-o, thousand island, stuff like that.
1 DVD - Man vs Wild, any complete season of the series

1 CD - The Beatles White Album

1 Book - Les Stroud's "Survive!: Essential Skills and Tactics to Get You Out of Anywhere - Alive " Or the Boy Scouts handbook

1 Type Of Drink - Water

1 Specific Food - steak
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And... that would make three of us.

I have freaked out guys in the past and/or had to censor or hold back certain things I would have liked to explore with them. You try to kind of get that vibe of what they are and aren't into, but with a new partner it can be a little tricky. Ideally you get to talk about kinks and desires ahead of time leading up to sex. Knowing what level they're willing to go to on the dirty-scale can still be an uncertainty though - there's that fear of judgment, shock, them making unfair assumptions or even making them insecure if they're not into it and feeling like they have to 'perform' or indulge me.




If you have a guy who you think may be reluctant, how to you introduce new stuff with him? On your very first time in bed, do you go for broke and open up all the "kinks" in your treasure chest? Shove a finger up his ass right away? Or do you go slowly and start with vanilla stuff and slowly get more kinky?
Welcome sir!!! We're happy to have you. Just one thing though, as the newcomer the first round is on you. Did you bring your wallet? lol

Have fun!!!
Thy this. It will burn like fuck when you put it on, but it will do away with all those issues. You could shave with a butter knife and this would keep your razor-burn free. I once worked as a massage therapist. Our esthiticians used this after bikini waxes to keep the skin smooth.

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This is still marginally less gross than the people that cover one nostril with their finger and then blow projectile boogers onto the sidewalk through their other nostril... without even slowing their speed or missing a step.


Ah yes. That is called a Snot Rocket.
I'm in agreement with Kimasa on this one. Yea, it gets redundant but so what. If you see a thread in forum that's been asked before, you don't have to click on the link. It's like television. You can change the channel. If it bores or if you've covered that topic, just move down the line to another thread.
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I came for the stories, stayed for the friends!!!

I can be myself with wonderful people who like me (or dont) for me. Not for any other reason than that. I can be serious, fun, sexy, sad or how ever I like and they dont judge me, just let me be myself. What else can I ask for?


A LafayetteCock, that's what you can ask for!!!

I came here for the stories first. When my cock was sore from all the wanking, I headed into the forum and found a whole new level to the place. And the friends I've made make it even better.
I think you'll be ok. I forgot to mention earlier that I loosened you up with a finger or two first.
Ladies, when you're out at a bar or club and you exchange so glances and eye contact with a guy and he comes over to talk to you. You're attracted to the guy and open to a conversation to size him up. Where is the line between good flirting and desire for you versus going overboard and inappropriate? (aside from groping you or something like that)

Does it vary on guy and situation?
What one thing can he say that will piss you off instantly?
How close to the line do you want him to get?
Like saying "to each his own" makes it ok.

I like shoving razor blades up my ass.. to each his own
I like punching people in the face... to each his own
I like bathing in bleach and ammonia.... to each his own.

I fucking hate people.
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Watch SPARTACUS, on STARZ.

Everyone, several hundred years ago used the word in vulgar and complimentary terms.

You'll have to Google it yourself, no links provided here. I don't wish to be banned from Lush.

That is one helluva program.WYBoFcshL1BNfTzo


WMM, you are so right. They fling that word around a lot on Spartacus. Along with plenty other good stuff. Lots of blood and gore. Oh yea, lots of naked fucking too. Nikki and I have discussed this show many times!!