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The 3 guys that I picked to have a shot to win all had their shot. I picked Bubba, Lefty, and Lee Westwood. Bubba won and Phil and Lee were in the tie for 3rd! I should have bought a lottery ticket that day.
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Quote by xXshunikaXx
Buy a strap on and let her fuck you with it first, if you want her to be willing to do it you got to be willing to do it too.
Sex shouldn't be a bartering system. It shouldn't be anything at all about "if you want me to do it, you have to do it too". That's childish. If his gf doesn't want to do anal, then that's her right and choice. She's entitled to say no. He's entitled to wanting more. At some point a decision will be made. Either she'll decide to try it, he'll decide to give up asking, she'll leave him because he keeps asking, he'll leave her because she won't do it.
Sex isn't about tit for tat. If we live our lives like that we'll never be fulfilled or happy.
To the O.P., why won't she try it? Is she scared? Does she think it's gross? Maybe you have a monster cock and she thinks you'll rip her in two? Maybe she's done it before and doesn't like it? The reason she says no is highly important. Once you know that, then you can proceed as necessary.
edit..... a person either wants to receive anal or they don't. I have no desire to be assfucked and no amount of trade or sexual favors or bartering system would ever change that. If a person is willing to take it up the ass if their lover does, then they wanted to be reamed anyway.
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Absolutely not LM. If anything it would give people a chance to say what a shit he was. People love to badmouth someone who can't defend himself.
If there was still a respect for the oval office like back then, then the girls that went to see W. wouldn't have worn flip flops to greet him. There's no such thing as propriety or decorum anymore. People think you're stepping on their civil rights by putting such things in place. Manners, discussing wages, or religion or even sex. Nothing is out of place anymore.
I've heard people say they remember exactly where they were and what they were doing when it happened. Just like the moon landing.
I heard Mr. Hill say he crawled inside a Scotch bottle for 10 years after it happened. I saw him on CNN this morning. I too would love to read that book. I just finished Stephan King's 11/23/63 and that time period is still fresh in my mind so that would be a good follow up. He went into great detail.
I totally agree with you Chef. I'm no fan of President Obama. But if I were to go to the Oval Office to meet him, I'd be excited and I'd treat him with the respect he deserves. He's the President, i respect the Office and the man who holds the office. And if he were to be killed I'd take it very hard. It would be a horrible horrible thing. And you're right, some would celebrate it. Others would have celebrated if W had been assassinated. Not cool, not right.
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Clint Hill speaks of the JFK assassination and Jackie Kennedy
The secret service agent assigned to first lady Jacqueline Kennedy has broken his long silence with a memoir of the time, "Mrs. Kennedy and Me."
Clint Hill, the former agent who was code named Dazzle, told the "Today" show he was on the scene for major joyful events—like the birth of John F. Kennedy, Jr. Hill said he paced the floor like "an expectant father." Hill was also at the first lady's side for vacations in Hyannisport, Mass., and trips abroad.
But the moment that has haunted the agent was the day the president was shot, Nov. 22, 1963. As footage from the day shows, Hill was riding the sideboard of the car behind the president and first lady in the Dallas motorcade. As the bullet pierced the president's skull, Hill is seen running from his car to the president and first lady's car while Jackie leans over the back of the car.
When Hill reached her, he helped her retrieve some of the splatter from the shot. He recounted, "She said, 'They shot his head off.' She said, 'Oh, Jack, what have they done?'"
When the car arrived at the hospital, Mrs. Kennedy refused to get out. Hill realized she didn't want the public to see the president in his condition: "It was a very gory situation," he said, and thought to cover Kennedy's head and back with his jacket. It was then she let go of the president.
In the days after the shooting, Hill remembers the public outpouring of grief, along with the family's personal anguish. When Jackie went to view the slain president with Bobby Kennedy, he remembers her asking him, "'Mr. Hill will you get me a pair of scissors, please?, 'So I ran back to the usher's office and got a pair of scissors, gave them to her. And I stood there and I could hear, you know, clip,clip,clip. I knew what was going on." He believes she was taking a lock of the president's hair.
At the casket his back was turned. He heard, "Crying, signs of great remorse,very sad. No words were spoken."
Hill said that even after 50 years, he can't get those tragic moments out of his mind.
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A little piece of history. I'd love to read Mr. Hill's memoir. Mr. Hill sounds like an honorable man. Thank you for your service, Sir.
The comments at the end of the story are interesting. People who were alive that day remember how hard th U.S. took his murder. Everyone cried. Kids in school sobbed. I wonder if we've become so jaded that we wouldn't have the same reaction? If W. or Obama were assassinated (God forbid), would we be as respectful and distraught?
The secret service agent assigned to first lady Jacqueline Kennedy has broken his long silence with a memoir of the time, "Mrs. Kennedy and Me."
Clint Hill, the former agent who was code named Dazzle, told the "Today" show he was on the scene for major joyful events—like the birth of John F. Kennedy, Jr. Hill said he paced the floor like "an expectant father." Hill was also at the first lady's side for vacations in Hyannisport, Mass., and trips abroad.
But the moment that has haunted the agent was the day the president was shot, Nov. 22, 1963. As footage from the day shows, Hill was riding the sideboard of the car behind the president and first lady in the Dallas motorcade. As the bullet pierced the president's skull, Hill is seen running from his car to the president and first lady's car while Jackie leans over the back of the car.
When Hill reached her, he helped her retrieve some of the splatter from the shot. He recounted, "She said, 'They shot his head off.' She said, 'Oh, Jack, what have they done?'"
When the car arrived at the hospital, Mrs. Kennedy refused to get out. Hill realized she didn't want the public to see the president in his condition: "It was a very gory situation," he said, and thought to cover Kennedy's head and back with his jacket. It was then she let go of the president.
In the days after the shooting, Hill remembers the public outpouring of grief, along with the family's personal anguish. When Jackie went to view the slain president with Bobby Kennedy, he remembers her asking him, "'Mr. Hill will you get me a pair of scissors, please?, 'So I ran back to the usher's office and got a pair of scissors, gave them to her. And I stood there and I could hear, you know, clip,clip,clip. I knew what was going on." He believes she was taking a lock of the president's hair.
At the casket his back was turned. He heard, "Crying, signs of great remorse,very sad. No words were spoken."
Hill said that even after 50 years, he can't get those tragic moments out of his mind.
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A little piece of history. I'd love to read Mr. Hill's memoir. Mr. Hill sounds like an honorable man. Thank you for your service, Sir.
The comments at the end of the story are interesting. People who were alive that day remember how hard th U.S. took his murder. Everyone cried. Kids in school sobbed. I wonder if we've become so jaded that we wouldn't have the same reaction? If W. or Obama were assassinated (God forbid), would we be as respectful and distraught?
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I think you all need to look at this as a continuum:
---> anorexic... skinny... fit... curvy... thick... full-figured... fat/obese ---->
It's not just "skinny" vs "curvy".... what a guy thinks when he says "curvy" is a body type like J.Lo or Salma Hayek whereas many plus-sized women consider "curvy" as the correct descriptive for themselves. These are words - they are interpreted in a number of different ways.
As an aside - the word "skinny" is just as unattractive as the word "fat".
You also need to remember that the "butterface" syndrome can often throw these out of whack. A guy will often prefer a thick girl with a pretty face than a fit girl with a butterface.
I love your brutal honesty.
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Quote by SensualSharon
No. Military men are usually conservative Republicans politically, for me, that is a total turn off. I see uniform, I think conservative.
What does political affilitation have to do with sex appeal? That's like a man saying musician women are usually liberal Democrats politically. I see a woman with a guitar, I think liberal skank. Total turn off.
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Quote by LadyX
I'll find out for myself soon enough. But I think this is like almost everything else in life: avoid extremes and find a balance. You don't always say yes, but you don't always say no, either.
They should post that on the wall of every maternity ward hospital room so all parents can read it before they head home. Hell, put it on the ceiling in the delivery room too. Tattoo it to the dad's head so he'll see it every morning.
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Parents seek to ban Ice Cream Truck
The dog days of summer are not far away. The unmistakable music of the ice cream truck takes us back to one of our favorite pastimes as children during those hot July days--chasing after the ice cream man to get our favorite cool-down treat. Some kids may not be able to experience this time-honored tradition, because a group of parents in a neighborhood in Brooklyn wants to ban the ice cream man from their park.
The controversy spread on the popular blog "Park Slope Parents" when moms and dads complained about having to fight with their kids over ice cream every summer. One mother wrote, "I should not have to fight with my children every warm day on the playground just so someone can make a living." Another parent added that her reason for not wanting her kids to consume the frozen treats had to do with healthy lifestyle choices, saying, "One in three kids is going to be obese or diabetic by high school."
Twitter is full of reactions. Most of them oppose the parents, with some calling their requirements over the top and absurd. One person tweeted, "Man up and tell your kids no." A New York City agency said banning the trucks in just the park would not be possible, because it would have to be mandated statewide or at least citywide. Looks like the parents are going to have to figure out another way to keep the ice cream man away from their kids.
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When did parents get so fucking wimpy? "I should not have to fight with my children...." WTF, I don't fight with my kids. If I say no, that's the fucking end of it. You can't argue or debate with a 5 yr old. If you don't want your kids to have frozen treats, then don't let them. But instead of being responsible for your own decisions and lack of a backbone, you choose to ban it entirely? So all the other kids whose parents allow them an occassional ice cream, can't have any either? Pa-fucking-thetic.
Childhood obesity is a problem. But not letting your kid EVER have something sweet and sugary is going to come back to bite them in the ass later. When they can decide for themselves and gorge on the food their parents wouldn't allow them to have.
The dog days of summer are not far away. The unmistakable music of the ice cream truck takes us back to one of our favorite pastimes as children during those hot July days--chasing after the ice cream man to get our favorite cool-down treat. Some kids may not be able to experience this time-honored tradition, because a group of parents in a neighborhood in Brooklyn wants to ban the ice cream man from their park.
The controversy spread on the popular blog "Park Slope Parents" when moms and dads complained about having to fight with their kids over ice cream every summer. One mother wrote, "I should not have to fight with my children every warm day on the playground just so someone can make a living." Another parent added that her reason for not wanting her kids to consume the frozen treats had to do with healthy lifestyle choices, saying, "One in three kids is going to be obese or diabetic by high school."
Twitter is full of reactions. Most of them oppose the parents, with some calling their requirements over the top and absurd. One person tweeted, "Man up and tell your kids no." A New York City agency said banning the trucks in just the park would not be possible, because it would have to be mandated statewide or at least citywide. Looks like the parents are going to have to figure out another way to keep the ice cream man away from their kids.
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When did parents get so fucking wimpy? "I should not have to fight with my children...." WTF, I don't fight with my kids. If I say no, that's the fucking end of it. You can't argue or debate with a 5 yr old. If you don't want your kids to have frozen treats, then don't let them. But instead of being responsible for your own decisions and lack of a backbone, you choose to ban it entirely? So all the other kids whose parents allow them an occassional ice cream, can't have any either? Pa-fucking-thetic.
Childhood obesity is a problem. But not letting your kid EVER have something sweet and sugary is going to come back to bite them in the ass later. When they can decide for themselves and gorge on the food their parents wouldn't allow them to have.
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Whoever post under me can lie and make something up. After that, it's the mutual admiration society.
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Both have appeal. Not much sexier than peeling a pair of soaked panties off your lady. Except maybe, de-panting her to find she's got a bare snatch at the ready.
How about this, you take your gf/wife to dinner. You open her door for her to get out of the car and her dress is short enough that she gives you a flash of her panty covered crotch. When dinner is over, as you open the door to let her back into the car, she flashes you again. But this time the panties are gone! Talk about having your cake and eat it too!
How about this, you take your gf/wife to dinner. You open her door for her to get out of the car and her dress is short enough that she gives you a flash of her panty covered crotch. When dinner is over, as you open the door to let her back into the car, she flashes you again. But this time the panties are gone! Talk about having your cake and eat it too!
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Great story. True or not, it make me a little verklempt.
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*nods* Canadians are HOT!
I thought Canada was cold. Don't all you people live in igloos and wear flannel and have big long bushy beards? And bushes?
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I knew you would come up with something like this. Good job. Looks wonderful.
I'll cook lunch if you make dessert. Then, you can cook supper and I'll make dessert. Of course we'll need to find someway to burn off all those calories too. I'm sure something would come up.
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Crawfish Etouffe'
1 pound crawfish tails
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter
1 medium - large onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic
2 tablespoons bell pepper, minced
1/2 stalk celery, minced
Green onion tops
Fresh parsley
2 teaspoons tomato paste
Cayenne pepper
Freshly ground black pepper
Salt
2 tablespoons flour
1 - 2 cups water
Melt butter in pot, add flour and stir like hell (this is a roux, the essential building block for most Cajun cuisine. can also be made with equal parts oil and flour). Add onions, bell pepper, celery and garlic. Cook until tender, and keep stirring. Add tails and tomato paste, then add water. Cook down for 20 minutes or so, but be careful not to overdo it. Add salt and peppers to taste. Cook a little more, then add chopped green onion tops and parsley and cook till ready.
note... this calls for a lighter roux. Gumbos take a very dark roux, etoufee takes a light or white roux. You just don't cook it as long. Also, if you can't find crawfish in your area, shrimp will work perfectly fine.
1 pound crawfish tails
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter
1 medium - large onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic
2 tablespoons bell pepper, minced
1/2 stalk celery, minced
Green onion tops
Fresh parsley
2 teaspoons tomato paste
Cayenne pepper
Freshly ground black pepper
Salt
2 tablespoons flour
1 - 2 cups water
Melt butter in pot, add flour and stir like hell (this is a roux, the essential building block for most Cajun cuisine. can also be made with equal parts oil and flour). Add onions, bell pepper, celery and garlic. Cook until tender, and keep stirring. Add tails and tomato paste, then add water. Cook down for 20 minutes or so, but be careful not to overdo it. Add salt and peppers to taste. Cook a little more, then add chopped green onion tops and parsley and cook till ready.
note... this calls for a lighter roux. Gumbos take a very dark roux, etoufee takes a light or white roux. You just don't cook it as long. Also, if you can't find crawfish in your area, shrimp will work perfectly fine.
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Hmmm. Turnabout is fair play. Ok guys, it's BUKKAKE time!!!
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Oh yea, I'd buy SP. Now where did I put that crotchless French Maid costume?
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Guess again. She's welcome to join me in exploring your body though.
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Wildcat LOVES giving head. She's an expert at deepthroating micro penises.
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Quote by Buz
Thanks everyone!
Our anniversary is on a Monday, so I just bought tickets to see the Atlanta Opera on Saturday before the actual anniversary. They are performing Mozart's Don Giovanni. Another couple that are really close friends will go with us and I have set up reservations at a real swanky expensive restaurant. It will be a dress up evening.
On Monday, we are meeting several friends for an informal anniversary get together at a nice laid back bar that we all enjoy and see a popular regional jam band perform.
I am also having a pencil sketch I did of my wife a few years back when we dated, matted and framed. I'll have that wrapped in silver gift paper, silver bow, and give that to her at the bar on Monday, with a card.
I guess that tickets and a framed sketch should cover the paper tradition for our first anniversary.
I hope I did good.
Show off! haha. Good plan Buz!
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Quote by Curlygirly
I totally agree with Nikki. For me, I would see it as a huge betrayal and probably the end of our relationship. I'm not sure I can express how angry I would be.It's not something that's on my list, which he knows, and would not put me in that situation.
Edit: I honestly would almost see this as a form of , for me. It's not something I consented to or ever expressed an interest in. Actually, I've expressed the exact opposite.
I was waiting for your response. And I knew you'd not like the switch one single bit.
And I totally agree. If it isn't something you discussed, it's hindering on some form of sexual assault. Change the genders up. If a dude is blindfolded and getting head from his wife. And then takes off the blindfold to see she's been replaced by a male friend who has sucked him off, would that switch be ok? Probably not. Some people said they would be ok with it. But as a guy, it's not something I would surprise any woman with. Unless it's been talked about and I KNEW she'd be ok with it, I'd never put myself in a situation where I took the choice away from a woman. Bad form.
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Quote by Nikki703
I think most women enjoy sucking cock more than men enjoy eating pussy. I think most men think of it as a chore rather than a pleasurable experience. Personally I love doing both!!
I for one really enjoy eating pussy. For the same reasons some here have stated they like sucking cock. I love being between her legs giving her that pleasure. Hearing her moans and gauging her excitement. Man, that's hot. In fact, if I had to choose between getting sucked off and eating pussy, I'd choose to eat pussy.
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There's a very good article on about Augusta National and it's newly developed conundrum about women members. Becoming a member or Augusta has always been difficult to obtain. And it all so secretive. No one even knows what it costs to be a member. Women have never been allowed membership. But as I just learned, women ARE allowed to play at A.N., they can play as guests of members. And wives are allowed to play. They've just never been granted membership rights.
A long standing tradition is that the CEO of IBM is ALWAYS offered a membership to the club. IBM has just named a woman as their CEO. Which tradition will Augusta National honor? Here's the link to the article...
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A long standing tradition is that the CEO of IBM is ALWAYS offered a membership to the club. IBM has just named a woman as their CEO. Which tradition will Augusta National honor? Here's the link to the article...
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