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lafayettemister
2 weeks ago
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Forum topics like this remind me as to why I love Lush!!

WMM, I have to be honest - I didn't realise you American guys have 'fannys'!! Please enlighten me therefore, what/where exactly is your fanny?

As for girlie fanny farts - only happens when it's really juicy and pumped full of air ! Therefore my opinion, the louder the better.





For us Americans, fanny is another name for ass.
Even if it was an accident or if he has insurance, she broke it she's responible to repay or replace it. Accidents do happen, but they still must be paid for. If a person accidentally hits another car and damages it, he can't jsut say "oops, my bad. it was an accident." He is still responsible for the damage. No difference here.

I won't even comment on the ludicrous idea of falsely accusing someone of a crime.
She's watching the Recovering From Lesbianism dvd set. Next step, her getting fucked by me!
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I agree with Xuani - it's just easier to introduce yourself or try to come up with something original yet specific enough that it's not some catch-all fishing hook where the girl is put on the spot to be instantly entertaining in her response. Something lightly funny or sarcastic usually works for me - but if not, just a normal introduction is fine.

Also - guys should pick the right moment to make their move. One of my pet peeves is when I'm dancing and a guy leans in and starts to shout over the music "so - are you having fun tonight?". I swear this must be the standard operating line... lol. Generally it should be obvious that if I'm dancing and really into the music that yes, I'm having fun, and unless I've given the telltale "signal" that I want you to approach, it's better to just let me dance. It's impossible to have any real convo over the music and screaming "what?" over and over again and trying to have inane chitchat while still moving on a crowded dancefloor is really annoying.

If you've gotten the signal of interest before you even pitch your best lines, it means we're already attracted to you. Generally speaking, even if you're not particularly clever or original, you're going to get our number. In a lot of ways I think guys sometimes put too much emphasis on their opening statement - it's only important if you're the kind of guy that needs to sell yourself to spark some interest. If it's already there - it's generally smooth sailing because we're pretty forgiving when our panties are wet before we even exchange formal 'hello's'.



For the record, I wasn't asking for me. I was asking for my cousin. No, my brother. Yea, that's the ticket. Asking for my brother. I don't have any problems picking up the hot chicks in the the dance club. My Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots, cowboy hat, and long sleeve Wrangler snap-front shirt usually works. Especially when I leave the top 3 buttons undone showing off my big gold chain. And to top it off, when I flash the Lincolns that's all she wrote. I have to fight 'em off the the bullwhip attached to my rodeo belt.
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I think it's just a common yet unoriginal ice-breaker question - often used in bars/clubs as well. It's right up there on the cringe-scale as "so, are you having fun tonight?"

Pretty uninspired way to start a convo, but probably still better than some super cheesey pick-up line.


What has been the best or most effective ice-breaker that has been used on you? If you catch a guy's eye at a club should he coome over and introduce himself? Should he say something about how he noticed you and wanted to say hi? Offer to buy you a drink? What works best? I mean, besides the standard real life and Lush line, "You have great tits, wanna fuck?"
The question should be what wouldN'T i do with Nikki in the shower. By the time we got out of the shower she'll be walking bowlegged.
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You know, I think I might have offered to pay for his things and hope they'd drop the charges. Older people are having a tough go of it lately. They have to decide whether to eat or get medicine a lot of time.


This was around 1992ish. I felt bad for the old guy. If memory serves, he had stolen a bottle of cheap perfume. I think they may have let him go. I do recall seeing one of my managers going upstairs to the security office with a package of toilet tissue.
Michael Jackson made some incredibly music. He was uber talented and his music was iconic. I understand some people may be fans of his music. Being a fan of Michael Jackson and being a fan of Michael Jackson's music are two different things. The man was a predator. Whatever drugs he did do not matter to me. Most artists end up taking drugs at some point, some kick the habit some get worse. But that only affected himself. His actions as a child molestor, , predator, and abuser are what defines him in my mind.

There are only a few definitive right and wrong things in this world. Regardless of nationality, religion, race, political affiliation.... sexual abuse of a child is one of the wrongs. We ALL agree. I will never understand how or why people who are monsters get a free pass based on their artistic talents. As if being so musically talented somehow offsets his predatory addictions.

If any other person had commited the exact same crimes or had the exact same behavior but was filthy rich because he was a banker, politician, oil executive, minister/priest, then he'd be crucified. Rightly so. It is impossible to talk about a public figure and leave out something as negative as this. It should be mentioned every single time his name is mentioned.

Fan of Michael Jackson's music? I can begrudgingly accept that. Although whenever I hear an MJ song, I personally think about the children made to suffer at his hands.

Fan of Michael Jackson? NO!
While working at a a grocery store I saw an elderly gentleman get stopped for shoplifing. I was just getting to work when he walked out the exit doors. Security was right behind him and asked him to step back inside. When he broke to run for it, he stopped after 2 steps... "mais cher, I done shit my pants". Poor old fella, I felt bad for the guy.

Once while delivering pizza I arrived at an apartment. Knocked on the partially opened door and was told to "come in". Which is against the rules. I pushed the door open and there was some dude sitting on his couch talking on the phone. Wearing nothing but a button down Oxford type shirt, playing with his cock. I don't know who was more shocked, him or me. I left pretty fucking fast. As my forum signature states, Dick scares me.
Quick observation. When logging in now I can no longer hit "enter" on my keyboard after typing my login and password. I have to mouse over to "login" instead. Not a big deal, but worthy of note.
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So why did the government force me to have a WARNING LABEL tattooed to my scrotum?


But Buz, does it really count if it's the writing is so small that no one can read it? Such a small area to work with. lol

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Dear Mothers of the PTA...

I believe you should all take up Pilates.
That way you can get limber enough to go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,
The Bitch that DOESN'T want your cheesy, slimeball, useless fucking husband - let alone meet up with the rest of you two-faced cows for coffee and eat like your all feeding at the trough.



Heyyyy!!! I'm not useless, not totally useless. If you're going to insult me be accurate. I'm just MOSTLY useless. I'm great for taking out the trash and mowing the lawn. Sheesh.
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Totally depends on whether Im sucking him, getting fucked, what position, etc!!

I guess two of my favorites would be when sucking him, in my mouth but love to let it drip out and run doen my chin.

And if doing doggie, love him to shoot it on my ass and love how it feels running down to my pussy.

But as long as it isnt in my eyes or hair, I like it most anywhere


I think I'm in love! Will you marry me?
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Hmmm... my reaction is... you're 110% correct in everything you've said.

Every scenario you've mentioned, I've seen countless examples of it in my social circles.

If a guy is looking for a short-term fuck, then it makes sense to use lies like the ones you've mentioned. It also makes it easier to get rid of the them later when they find out the guy is an asshole and/or not an investment banker or pro-athlete/musician.

It only matters if you're thinking beyond the short-term. More women are apt to look at guys as potential for being "the one" or as a meaningful relationship. They are therefore less likely to pretend they have assets they don't have, or fabricate that they are an international model if it can't be substantiated.

But - plenty of women are likely to lie about loving blow-jobs and anal, only wanting to eat salad for dinner and putting out the teaser for a threesome with another hot girl "one day" in order to permanently hook a guy. Then once they get what they want - the committed relationship/engagement/marriage, they morph into someone else who no longer is game for dirty sex, kinky lingerie or busting their ass at the gym every day.

I think guys lie more with the short-term lures, but women focus their efforts more on the long-term ones.

For the record - I think it's fucked up to play games like this in general, but I know it happens all the time.


BINGO
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Yes Mister you should have, your picks were pretty dead on!

As SydneySider had mentioned - the way Bubba broke down after her won really tugged at the heart strings. To think he had the mental toughness not only to win the Masters that week, but also had left his wife to give birth to their first baby! Talk about being "all there" - I like Bubba a lot, especially seeing as he is a left-handed golfer like me.

That snap hook he hit on the secong playoff hole to get to the green was pure genius - I am not sure too many other players have that shot in their repitoire.

Congrats Bubba you deserve it!


Bubba seems like a really really good guy. Before the tournament I saw in on David Feherty's show on Golf Channel. A full show talking to Bubba. It was very good. He's a devout Christian and is totally in love with his wife. Almost dependantly so. His new baby is adopted, I don't think his wife can have kids. The interview was very interesting. Even talked about all the controversy he stirred up on his only European Tour tournament. Feherty, who is European, understood and was sympathetic after hearing the whole story. Oh yea, Bubba also bought the original General Lee. He is as southern as the come. lol

Yea, that fucking shot he hit will go down in Masters lore forever. He and maybe Mickelson are the only two golfers who could have envisioned, let alone attempted that shot.

Here's his video that Bubba and the Golf Boys did for charity. Bubba, Rickie Fowler, Hunter Mahan, and Ben Crane. It's hilarious. I love Bubba's overalls, no shirt and no shoes southern boy outfit. Hilarious.