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lalaland010
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 29
Norway

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Top shelf: taco sauce, some cream cheese, some regular cheese, mustard, raspberries jam, blueberry jam, vegan butter.
Middle shelf: Some greens like: spinach, arugula, romaine, lettuce.
Lower Shelf: I've got lots of bell peppers (red, yellow and red) I've got some cucumber, zucchini, eggplant, carrots, broccoli and cauliflower.

At the door: Two almond milks, soy-sauce, sushi vinegar, a couple of beers and a white wine bottle and a tube of vegan mayo.
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mmm, i dont think i'd ever stick to a sport but if i HAD to, i think i'd choose running, yoga or weight training.
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- My Boss
- My T.A
- The girl in biochem lab (who's name i don't know)
- Biochem professor. (very beautiful woman).
- My roommate
- One of my co-workers
- My friends boyfriend.
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* Yoga
* Strength training
* HIIT

Basically i like doing workouts that by the end of it i feel like dying. Yoga comes in handy for the chill days and days you just dont want to do anything. Because we've all been there.
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* Yoga
* Strength training
* HIIT

Basically i like doing workouts that by the end of it i feel like dying. Yoga comes in handy for the chill days and days you just dont want to do anything. Because we've all been there.
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Of course. I'd be having way more sex with strangers had it not made a difference. Since i hate it so much, i stick to guys i know wont give me STD and stay of the pill. Besides, I don't like to watch cum get waisted.
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I loved to do it. I guess its the thought of getting filled in ever whole possible..
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So i was talking to my sister the other day and i was expressing to her how much i loved female abs and how i wanted to have more defined abs. My sister then begged me to reconsider, arguing that I already have visible abs and any more than what i have would be a turn off for guys.

It got me thinking, how much is 'too much' ? Do you mind if a girl lift more than you do?
Or would you mind if shes got this really beautiful and defined abs, and you don't?
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Ingredients:

* Dark chocolate, most people and I use 70%
* Peanut butter
* Extra virgin organic coconut oil

Preparation:

* Melt the chocolate
* Add coconut oil and peanut butter to your liking.
* Divide the solution into muffin paper cups and put it in the freezer.

When you need a snack pick it up and eat it. Preferably with some tea.
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A childish word used by morons to describe any act of a woman they dislike.
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I make this face where i try to touch my upper lip with my nose. Apparently I've been doing that since i was really young. I personally don't notice when I make that face.

Oh and i roll my eyes a lot. And it still pisses people off quite a lot..
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Not really. Unless they are really hot, in that case it is because they are hot
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"I'll be there at ___ " and they come an hour late.

"Is your hair real?" and they usually invade my personal space by touching it, without asking.

" No offence but.." and they say something offensive.

"Why do you read so much?"

Or my personal favourite: "You'd look so hot if you'd just straighten your hair, just imagine how long it would actually be"
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I have a thing for Irish, British, and Scottish accent. I have no idea why..
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Outside my apartment its sunny and hot.

Inside my apartment its an inferno because Norwegian people spend too much time protecting their houses against the cold, and they forget IT GETS BLOODY HOT in the summer. The heat is literally killing me.
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I really should be studying,
or finishing my paper due friday
or going out for a walk
or cleaning my house (its a mess)
or pick up my dumbbells from my workout this morning,
i should give back my library books

So much to do