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lanne
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lanne
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being inactive for a year. biggrin

mopeds or motorcycles?
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lanne
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as you can see, I don't even have one biggrin

TPBM is hungry
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lanne
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all right, I'm not paying attention anymore too. hahaha
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lanne
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all right, I'm not paying attention anymore too. hahaha
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lanne
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guilty.

have you ever been so lazy you refused to take a bath for a week?
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Just wondering. Why do some people score a 1 on a story/poem that's gotten you mostly positive feedback but when you message them to understand why they did it, they delete their account and cease to exist? Yes, I am slightly butthurt, insulted and exasperatedly amused. xD
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lanne
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read Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, didn't much like it, more like meehh

TPBM knows an annoying Asian who spams the peace sign and generally tries to always look cute
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lanne
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1. Of course, I am a lez after all. hahaha
2. Nah, I normally stay away from places that resound with the moans of sexual bliss.
3. Yes.

TPBM

1. Ever been to Southeast Asia?
2. Ever eaten chocolate-covered crickets?
3. Do you know what "balut" is?
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lanne
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1. Trying to write a story (and failing..I guessXD)
2. I don't, but seeing as I'm a horny teenager I would if given the chance.
3. This is the only site with realistic stories, so that clinched it for me.

TPBM

1. Do you believe in God?
2. Do you believe orange and strawberry juices SHOULD be mixed?
3. Would you try orange+strawberry juice if it ever was mixed?
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lanne
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yessssss... all the oreos would be mine.

TPBM knows how to make cheese
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lanne
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1. Yes.
2. Uh, no.
3. Never.

TPBM

1. Are you in a band?
2. Were you born in the late nineties?
3.Do you play the violin?
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lanne
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I am on my dorm building's rooftop and I am throwing fiery shit at people who're passing by. (well, you did say HOT, NAUGHTY and DIRTY..)
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lanne
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1. Get off the internet and start reviewing. (Internet: LOL nope)
2. My (now ex) gf's breaking into my house and telling me fuck her.
3. Staying silent.

TPBM:

1. Do you know how to fix a car?
2. Ever been bitten by a dog?
3. Ever been stalked?
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lanne
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granted, but the sea's full of jellyfish and a naked fifty-year-old guy with a nine-months' pregnancy's worth of beer belly keeps on eyeing you.

I wish I could finish customizing my car.
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lanne
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in Skyrim I'm always a guy, though in WoW it depends on my mood.
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lanne
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granted, but you suddenly are invited to Oprah's show and you couldn't be found. too bad.

I wish my writer's block goes away
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Dunno. Back in kindergarten I was always hit with an impulse to show off to the prettiest girl in the class, aka my crush, like 'hey I got Mario at home wanna play with me?', but for some reason only the guys showed interest. Needless to say as I got older, the feelings became more complex (the self-hate at realizing that what I was wasn't "normal",etc) so....yeah.
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1. Haven't got a week to give, finals are coming. *quakes in fear*
2. Uh, yes. On cyberbullying. Back in highschool, which is pretty much 2 years ago.
3. Yeah, I once picked a fight with a bloke who was feeling up my girlfriend, who turned out to be a cop. Lousy luck, eh?

TPBM

1. Could you tie sailing knots?
2. Have you ever been slapped in the face with a fish?
3. Was the person you lost your virginity to important to you?
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lanne
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naaaah. too many DUIs.

TPBM has been is Spain. Or planning to. (hey, maybe we could meet. HAHAHAHA)
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lanne
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flying. like superman.

favorite brand of deodorant?
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lanne
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innocent, though I once made out with someone who was infatuated with me. can't say she was unattractive though. does that count? O.o

ever shot someone?
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