Those words i got them down, my biggest problem are with in and on.
Example: i never know if im laying in bed or on the bed
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latinfoxy
Over 90 days ago
Female, 42
Venezuela
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Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
hahaha i cant stop laughing!!!
more painfull than childbirth hahahahaAm i doing a bad translation or do people really have a favorite eye? i mean i love both of mine, cant choose a favorite lol
Edit: omg it gets better if you keep reading!! hahaha i sooo needed this!!
Having lathered the cream all over my passion pole and clock-weights I went downstairs, sat down in front of the TV, and waited for the magic to work.
I've always advocated chemical castration for rapists and child-abusers without really knowing exactly what that means. I do now
I purchased this product in a professional capacity, as the executive intimate grooming consultant to the popular actor and fighty man Mr Chuckleton "Chuck" Norris. I asked Mr Norris to remove his solidly heterosexual combat trousers and I then applied the gel to his sub-navel appendages. He said little at first, but then I noticed a small driplet of water making its way down his rugged cheek. "My winky's gone all hurty," he sobbed. Upon closer inspection, Mr Norris's previously granite-like babymaker had become a tiny, pinkish smear of semi-liquid flesh that votes Democrat and wants to go on a date with that nice Robert Pattinson.
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Im not the get revenge kind of girl but i can only laugh about this! how dumb can you be to go to your recently hurt ex gf to get your tooth pull out, he was asking for something like this!!! And the other gf dump him hahahaha it couldnt get any better hahahaha
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I really like the Olimpic Games, probably i dont watch half of the things but its the only time that all the countries come together to compete in a peacefull manner!!
I love Gymnastics (i did Rhythmic gymnastics till i was 14 and love love love watching it)
Equestrian
Fencing
Water polo (a totally eye candy!!)
Judo
Im really looking forward to those the most!
I love Gymnastics (i did Rhythmic gymnastics till i was 14 and love love love watching it)
Equestrian
Fencing
Water polo (a totally eye candy!!)
Judo
Im really looking forward to those the most!
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When i was about 8 or something like that, someone told me this story about a girl that in her hometown a psycho escaped from the psychiatric clinic when the girl got to her house her parents werent home, she was scared and decided to go to her room and go to bed, her dog always slept under her bed so to calm herself down she put her hand under her bed and let her dog lick her hand so she didnt felt alone, after a little bit she started hearing some drops falling on the bathroom floor, so she went to check it out and it was her dog that was death and its blood was hitting the floor....
EVERYTIME i heard the sink at my house leaking i would get scared out of my mind and beg my mom to sleep with her, the funny thing is i didnt even had a dog or a psycho escaping near me lol.
Also when little i saw the psycho movie and the scene from the bathroom got me sooo scare that i think i showered with the curtain open till i was about 15 lol
hmmm maybe i just have a thing for psychos and bathrooms...
EVERYTIME i heard the sink at my house leaking i would get scared out of my mind and beg my mom to sleep with her, the funny thing is i didnt even had a dog or a psycho escaping near me lol.
Also when little i saw the psycho movie and the scene from the bathroom got me sooo scare that i think i showered with the curtain open till i was about 15 lol
hmmm maybe i just have a thing for psychos and bathrooms...
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This song is really new so i cant find it in youtube, but here is a link to the group website really really worth the time to check it out!
http://iamdive.bandcamp.com/track/early-winter
http://iamdive.bandcamp.com/track/early-winter
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Quote by LadyX
You mean, other than the fact that she had to pretend to be a boy to achieve her dreams?
Dont we all have to give up or change something to achive our dreams? wether it is time, money, comfort, careers, boyfriends or what ever you need to change to get to that place you always have wished for. At the end she got what she wanted and everyone knew she was a girl.
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I read somehting intersting on this recently. I forget who said it, but it went along the lines of: Everyone will hurt you one day. You must choose who you are willing to suffer for. -- This act of selflessness is only possible when you love someone.
Now, there are many levels and nuances of love - Friendships, familiy, partner. But the bottom is simple and common amongts the three -- To choose to put someone else´s needs or wants before yours and not expect anthing is return is love.
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I would be beyond angry, for me Birthdays are very special and always do that extra stuff to make people feel super important on their day. Maybe its my moms fault because she spoils me to death on my Bday.
It doesnt have to be expensive gifts, but breakfast in bed, calling or texting to see how the day is going, giving the person tons of kisses and making them feel loved, that you are happy that they where born.
For me it would be a deal breaker specially because as some other have said, i love my Bday so much that i let people know that is coming for a long time, so the excuse i forgot its not good for me because i reminded it to you a lot of times!!
It doesnt have to be expensive gifts, but breakfast in bed, calling or texting to see how the day is going, giving the person tons of kisses and making them feel loved, that you are happy that they where born.
For me it would be a deal breaker specially because as some other have said, i love my Bday so much that i let people know that is coming for a long time, so the excuse i forgot its not good for me because i reminded it to you a lot of times!!
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Quote by Beck
I know what is expected and I assume she does too
What exactly is expected? i wouldnt know what would be expected on an online marriage. is it something like.. you wont marry another online husband? you post a photo of a meal and he post a photo of him washing dishes? what about online kids, do you use photoshop to create them? when you fight does he post a pic of him sleeping on the sofa?
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I have a question on how would this exactly work, Do you have to put some lube on her first? i mean for me its already bad enough to have to think of someone fucking me while im passed out and completely unaware of the fact that this is happening, but its even more creepy thinking about a guy putting lube on me for him to be aible to do this, because if im that pass out then im pretty sure im not wet enough to fuck. 
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I never said BDSM was never on the news before, what im saying is that now its getting to more places than before, i can assure you that most woman on the age above 40 have no idea who Rhianna is or tatu and probably saw Madonna´s video and thought well thats Madonna for you and didnt give it a second thought. Even i have no idea who Bettie Page is.
My point again is you cant expect people that have very little information about the BDSM lifestyle to be all warm and open arms, when the fact is some of the aspects of that lifestyle are shocking too people that dont understand it or share the same point of view!! At least now is been discuss and not in a hush dont let anyone hear you, but in a more open way. Those it have a great response from everyone? of course not, but i can garanty that it have had a good inpact in some people that knew nothing about it before.
Is it a good book? Depends wether you like that kind of writting or not.
Does it represent the true BDSM lifestyle? i wasnt sure and thats why i did a lot of questions on the other thread and by the answers some people gave me, i think it does in a romantic novel kind of way.
My point again is you cant expect people that have very little information about the BDSM lifestyle to be all warm and open arms, when the fact is some of the aspects of that lifestyle are shocking too people that dont understand it or share the same point of view!! At least now is been discuss and not in a hush dont let anyone hear you, but in a more open way. Those it have a great response from everyone? of course not, but i can garanty that it have had a good inpact in some people that knew nothing about it before.
Is it a good book? Depends wether you like that kind of writting or not.
Does it represent the true BDSM lifestyle? i wasnt sure and thats why i did a lot of questions on the other thread and by the answers some people gave me, i think it does in a romantic novel kind of way.
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Quote by Sirene_Jaune
It does go to show that people who do not know the life style may form strong opinions. Like generations where people thought that being homosexual was a mental health illness and the gay person gets tossed into a mental health asylum.
I think to really appreciate the lifestyle one has to witness it first hand. I know I have been to Hellfire club and seen it in action.
I have to say i strongly desagree with you! Even though im not gay so i havent "witness it first hand" i completely understand it and have cero judgement about it, yes probably big part of it is because i have friends that i adore that are gay and also the fact that been gay now and days is very open and you have tons of information about it everywhere, yes we evolved and as human beings started to understand ir and not judge it, but i think big part of that change was because you have information everywhere about it its in the open, theres no more "taboos" about it.
When it comes to BDSM is not the same theres not that many information out there unless you are looking for it, its still a big and people dont go around saying im in a BDSM relationship! Im not saying it cant evolve also into something everyone get use to it, but i dont think for that to happen we all need to experience it first hand, you just need to get more information out there, and in my opinion wether you liked the writting on this book or not, i think its actually good to the BDSM community because its getting people that knew nothing about it to get interested about knowing more, getting more information and even talking about it.