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lifeafterdeath
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 32
United States
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I'd do what i usually do, work then relax in a strip club. No better way to die than with a slut giving you a lapdance, right? Who's with me?
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Santa must really be packing some serious 'stuff' if he's able to declare he has 3 ho's and a Mrs. Claus.
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Whoa, we must have been really really drunk last night.
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Easy come, easy go. Hard work pays double.
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Easy come, easy go. Hard work pays double.
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Well, take a page from the old books, when he goes to the washroom, you follow a few minutes later. Things happen, you 'mistake' the male for female and boom! You're having sex
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When all is lost, things can only be found.
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When all is lost, things can only be found.