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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States
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Quote by PersonalAssistant
fuck!! *laughs out loud*
(wonders about the anal comment in a sucking cock thread ... still laughing)
yup ... I spit my coffee ... thanks!!
oh thank god its not just me!
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may i interject here that most of the answers could be applied to people in general..just an observation..
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i just love it when i call to talk to my friend and she spends the entire time talking to her kids..
and on another unrelated note....please dont make me rip your fucking face off today...just sign the goddamned papers. im on anger lent you know! dickhead.
and on another unrelated note....please dont make me rip your fucking face off today...just sign the goddamned papers. im on anger lent you know! dickhead.
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every fantasy i had i was hesitant to tell my partner...lol.
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when i was younger id go out with my girls and we wore short skirts, danced on the bar and always made sure we wore white panties. they show the best ;)
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cake. really its not cake, its frosting...cake is just the vehicle ;)
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Quote by Smoothtalkin_wolf
There is just something about redheads. Can't put a finger on it. Maybe the lighter skin color and the blue eyes but just yum!
tap. tap. tap.
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stay away from me....and mostly stay away from her or i will come at you with all fours and teeth bared...you have PISSED ME OFF and you of all ppl know what that means. and you know who you are.
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Quote by WmCutterBlack
I think one always loves more than the other. It certainly seemed that way with Seinfeld and Kramer, Buffy and the vampires, and Spongebob and Patrick, but I'm only going by what I've seen.
Pinky and The Brain!
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i live in the desert and it gets really super hot each afternoon so frequently i find myself coming inside and stripping down to cool off...
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Quote by Mazza
I recently coloured my hair a very bright red...
I've had SO many compliments, it's been very encouraging!!
i went from blonde to red and ill never go back! red rocks!
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Quote by 1ball
Red hair from a bottle doesn't do it for me, but natural red hair, blue or green eyes, fair skin with freckles and that 'soft' look is really a great combo.
awww but what if god gave us the wrong color hair!! ;)
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maybe not totally nude but ive always wanted to do 50s pin up shots! 
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Quote by Deumea
Usually I will tell myself during the day that I will just have a quiet evening by myself, but more often than not I end up going out for a drink and usually end up in bed with one or more guys. am i a sex addict?
here is the key statement. if you replaced booze or cocaine for sex what would the answer be?
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Quote by sprite
i'd go - it sounds like fun! get people to dress up and make sure there's lots of coke... i mean the soft drink, obviously *gigglefit*
did you handcuff yourself yet? ;)
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my great uncle was here. he was a BUD...a SEAL before there were SEALs. his job was to dive and disable underwater bombs. he said all he had was his mask, a pair of shorts and a knife. he was shot 5 times in 5 days and lived to tell us the tale...he was a BAD ASS.
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hes going to post pictures here very soon...so stay tuned!
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Hi Everyone!
For those of you who know me you know that cooking is my passion and my art..i put a lot of myself and a lot of love into what i make. In doing so it has given me a high appreciation for well and lovingly crafted tools. and i have found some right here on Lush!
easy_rider75 has been hand carving some beautiful things and last week i received my first two spoons from him. both were made from exquisite woods, are light, balanced and feel amazing in the hand. i can honestly say that its a joy cooking with such well made pieces. he also does bowls, custom work (soon im going to order a pizza peel) and for you naughty boys and girls he makes paddles too ;)
for all of you Lushies that are also Foodies (and i know theres more than a few) i urge you to take a look at his pics and to invest in a few good pieces to add to your kitchens.
Remember...shop local! ;)
For those of you who know me you know that cooking is my passion and my art..i put a lot of myself and a lot of love into what i make. In doing so it has given me a high appreciation for well and lovingly crafted tools. and i have found some right here on Lush!
easy_rider75 has been hand carving some beautiful things and last week i received my first two spoons from him. both were made from exquisite woods, are light, balanced and feel amazing in the hand. i can honestly say that its a joy cooking with such well made pieces. he also does bowls, custom work (soon im going to order a pizza peel) and for you naughty boys and girls he makes paddles too ;)
for all of you Lushies that are also Foodies (and i know theres more than a few) i urge you to take a look at his pics and to invest in a few good pieces to add to your kitchens.
Remember...shop local! ;)