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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States

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Quote by Sensei
I believe the exact quotation was, "eww! It's so sticky!"

"eww."

sad


aww i feel bad for you. that girl was mean. was it like her first time ever to see it?

i for one do not enjoy the taste of semen and really prefer it not in my mouth and i dont spend hours playing with it when a man does cum upon me or anything but to make fun of it is just wrong...and mean. hope you got rid of her.
i really dont think its possible to be totally even...emotions ebb and flow always. the trick is to find a relationship where its close. its no fun to love someone that isnt that into you and vice versa.
I guess yes...men sort of .. revolve. one goes another comes. im finding now that if one moves away a little i turn around and there is another standing there. its actually almost weird.

and i agree with Felix too...ive always had tons of guy friends and it really is because im an attention whore, i admit it silly ;)
Quote by Milik_The_Red
In before thread is locked!


hahaaa...this made me laugh and say "YESSS!!!" ;)
i for one would not mind dating a successful, my aged, interesting looking man as long as there was an interesting person inside of there. and while i would ask why you chose not to have sex or be in a relationship for most of your life, it would not deter me. although id be afraid id hurt you ;)

heres an idea though..... you've done education, youve done successful career...now get out there and do some people! smile
Quote by stephanie

At the Laundromat.... Not so Okay......


ohhh so thats why they keep kicking me out! thanks for the tip!! ;)
Quote by Sprichler


I wish i did. but my state, the rights a bio father gets are basically nill unless married, reduced to nill after divorce. the courts here in WI love to roll over for women. i tried a lawyer and was basically told im fucked.


dads really dont get a fair shake. my BIL spent tens of thousands getting his kids away from their psycho mom...wishing you the best of luck man sad
Quote by lafayettemister


That was way beyond acceptable. Your quick trigger there says more about yourself than it does about PA. Don't be a dickhead.


it was funnnnny! lighten up you two!
Quote by Dudealicious


Such a gentleman aren't you. Just - WOW!


well it was a little funny...
Quote by Empire555
The search function is amazing! I searched bitch.... And Personal Assistant appeared.


im so not mean enough anymore sad
The Liberated Lover
64% partner focus, 52% aggressiveness, 60% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Liberated Lover.

The Liberated Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and forms the kind of free-thinking, sexually-exciting, self-confident lover that society once condemned but that a liberal-mind cherishes and exults. The Liberated Lover is a treasure to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they are often already engaged in relationships or are in high-demand if "in the market."

In terms of physical love, the Liberated Lover is possibly the most thrilling and demanding of all, with the one potential drawback being that it is possible to feel 'overmatched' at times by their prowess and selfless giving. Given trust and understanding, and the right lover, the Liberated Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Exotic Lover (most of all) or the Carnal Lover, or the Suave Lover.
Quote by insheepsclothing54
You are driving down the road a long leisurely drive. Windows down radio blaring and you're alone. Are you:

Singing at the top of your lungs?
Playing the air guitar? Or
Playing the invisible steering wheel drum kit?


As for me I'm Phil Collins. Playing the drums and singing.


edited due to bitchiness..
Quote by insheepsclothing54
Since there is only room for one wolf in my bed (me) I'd have to torture to poor boy by having sex with the sexiest woman I could find while he could do nothing but watch.


small rant..nothing to see here..
Quote by insheepsclothing54
The afterglow of a good self induced orgasm.





and last one, thank you..carry on
i feel that exact same way, it always felt like pretend sex and wheres the fun in that? untilll...it was with someone i had a deep connection with then was...different and not at all silly ;)
Quote by sprite
BEER! *giggles* omg, i am totally drunk on a single bottle. sad but true.


lightweight! ;)
honey, no offense...but you are not ready to have sex. maybe you should stop awhile until you are a little more prepared...and i dont just mean birth control.
Quote by hardalltime
i apologize for the wrong grammar lol. long day. but i do enjoy your pic there smile

do you like teasing with your panties if you know it turns a guy on alot?


its quite alright, im just a bitch sometimes...

and yes...yes i do
Quote by sprite
all these years later and i still have bad dreams and i wake up like it was yesterday. i hope that you and your perfect wife and your perfect job and your perfect life and your perfect home and your perfect smile get hit by a giant train and dragged across the continental US with it's cattle guard jammed into your crotch and i hope your balls explode and heal and explode over and over, every 10 minutes until the pain drives you crazy and i hope that donkeys dance on your face and ant crawl down your throat and scorpion crawl up your ass and i hope that your cock falls off and i hope that you live to be a million and that you suffer like that every single day of your life knowing it will never ever end and i hope you think of what you did to me the entire time.


love you glitter girl smile