Quote by Magical_felix
. Then they turn to the parents and mom is forced to say no to fat little Timmy, then Timmy curses his mom out in his head.
Quote by Dudealicious
Par three tournament today! First started in 1960 it is still a crowd favorite today.lPsIFtudH7oJKaGv
Quote by PersonalAssistant
laughing ... I think that your title needs a translation from Australian slang to American/English
I think you are asking: A Fuck, or a Booty Call or pass - pick one ....... and then your stats
Do I have that correctly translated?
I guess, I'd translate for you ....
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Something about a guy dancing in a thong is just a totally emasculating turn-off.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
They were not gushy, overly romantic, instantly fall-at-my-feet type guys. They knew how to keep me interested/wanting until they had my total attention. More guys should try this approach btw, especially with girls that are used to always getting lots of attention.
Quote by WellMadeMale
This shit should've been ironed out about 10 light years before you even thought about if she was The One..
Quote by philyoungh
oh yeah?
Quote by sprite
as a rule, i immediately delete unsolicited pix, specially of guy's prix, but also of naked chix, unless it's someone i know well, and then i get my kix.
Quote by scooter
I'm thinking about fisting you right between the eyes Jay,
we'll see how horny you are then.
scooter
Quote by Horny_Jay
i love fisting my girlfriend and her 3 daughters i got to do it nowbefore we have sex
Quote by LittleBambi
Being from the UK I had to google what a duffle bag even was.... no, just no.
