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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States

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Quote by Dudealicious


Oh I personally think green looks good on Tiger, mix in his Sunday reds...it's like Christmas in April! Whoo hoo!

As for your snarky little comment about Canadian's not being able to say y'all you can just stuff it LMB! Screw you and the horse you rode in on! We can do what we want to you know! We are so tired about being bullied around by you damned Americans! Arrgghh!!


pussy ;)
i admit we did see some tiger of old. but Augusta is THE course and i hope they made it a bitch this year because frankly i dont need to see Tiger in green again.

and canadians arent really allowed to say y'all silly
Quote by Dudealicious
Tiger's Baaaaaccckkk!


yeah, if Augusta National doesnt make him chooooooooke! ;)
Quote by philyoungh
PROVE WHO IS BETTER smile


the ones who are better dont NEED to prove anything we already KNOW. older or younger. how about you PROVE you deserve any one of us.

older ones do have jedi mind tricks tho ;)
boring chicken. but i think maybe ill make a fruit salsa...ooo! or better yet tomato avocado and onion a little garlic and cilantro, squeeze lemon and its perfect! and fruit on the side! yummy! my dinner just got less boring smile
its pretty much a given that any man anywhere is going to at least hope for sex if invited into bed with a woman. and she should have known that. the only men and women who go to bed together without the expectation of sex are married couples ;) lol...kidding kidding

i dont think its unreasonable to have expected her to be clear about what she wanted or didnt want. but im coming at this from the point of view of someone who is comfortable being clear about what i want and dont want. you guys seem pretty young and maybe she just wasnt mature enough to articulate it.

its ok to just wanna have a sleep over. but guys really need to be drawn a picture sometimes so that we can all stay on the same page.
first didnt it say the kid has some mental issues...? where the fuck was his mom anyway? how the hell did this kid know 600 porn stars on twitter?

second of course the school banned her...i mean isnt that just duh? maybe they can invite her for career day too.

third...lets go back to idiot mother. she knows her kid has mental issues and yet she says that she "supports him". what a good friend! snort. well if my kid ends up on freaking cuz he asked a bunch of porn stars to prom ill smack him upside his head so hard he'll see dizzy for a week.
Quote by pradeep4us
Hey ladies, I was just curious to know how many of you ladies find urself horny enough that you find urself the need to touch urself when you are on the internet.


no, i dont.
Quote by crazydiamond


So don't just leave us hanging! Which ones did they choose for you? skinny, bootcut, straight leg?


maybe she was just being nice so you wouldnt have to sleep on the floor, maybe she just wanted to sleep next to someone or maybe she wanted to but just kept chickening out. but i can say there would be people or reasons i would be ok sleeping NEXT to someone but not have sex with them.

im betting on that she just wanted to sleep next to what appears to be a big strong guy. sometimes girls need different things in bed than guys.
Quote by ArtMan
Several years ago I was invited to go with a client. It was quite an experience.


you got to go? god im so jealous. i lived across the street from there. i got to look up Magnolia Lane every day...but i never got to walk up it...jealous.
oh i like him as an actor to be sure...ill for sure see this when it comes out on dvd.
Quote by lafayettemister


Ooh ooh me.. And I think we should watch it while wearing matching green jackets. Just to be fully in the spirit of thing. Oh, just the green jackets... nothing else.


what...? no green thong? silly

ill make salsa too ;)
Quote by lafayettemister


No wonder they won't allow women at Augusta National!!!


you just SHUSH your mouth LM. one day a woman will come that will qualify! i know it! and then they will have to change their rules.....AGAIN! hahahaaa....

(stomps away grumbling about old white elitist awful men...)
Quote by Dudealicious
So exactly 2 weeks to the day one of the most famed majors in golf tees off.

While Tiger withdrew from the WGC two weeks ago, do you think he has the fire to win it all at Augusta?


god im soooo excited!!! i cant wait! wednesday is my favorite day of the tourney. yes i know its a practice day but its the best day!

and no..tiger does not have it to win. no way, no how. luke and rory yes we love them but ill root for my number one guy all the way. Phil! would love to see him in another green jacket!

Who wants to come over and watch it with me??
Quote by lovingukwoman
Sounds perfect to me, love making for hours, my pussy being licked then our mouths kissing, tasting my juices, then onto some cock sucking with more play, devine xxxx


switching it up and around is all good. just i was picturing him saying "hey baby stop that and gimme a kiss" i think i would just kinda blink at him and say "uhh, sorta busy here at the moment, can it wait a few minutes?" lol!

and scooter! what do you mean you dont like kissing?!? its the best part! silly
Quote by samarth19
do girls really like to wear tight jeans to seduce guys and make their ass look good


thats pretty much it.
during a blowjob? like he wants me to stop and make out instead? that would be new for me, no ones ever asked me to stop because they wanted a kiss ;) but i dont see how it would be "gross".
im rooster...cock a doodle doo!

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Quote by Zaren
to answer your question littlemiss the no i dont see myself developing any kind of feeling for her. I have also started distancing myself from her a bit as you said. she also knows she is not the only person i have been seeing or talking to. i enjoy having sex with her of course but outside of that there isnt anything there for me. i'm a very honest and up front person that doesnt like drama at all (why i hated high school i suppose). guess that's why i tend to get things out in the open as quickly as possible.


you shoulda stopped sleeping with her though.


any updates??
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^^ made me laugh.

forearms. and jaw muscle..how odd come to think of it.