Quote by Cami
Does it look like I give a fuck?
I'm using this one for the rest of the week!

Quote by WessMan
Because of some asshole that quit on her and treated her like shit she wouldnt come and watch her alma mater play their season opener in my home state. She had a good time a few weeks ago here and Im pissed that shes missing out on the game. AND shes not here to help me move the rest of my stuff. FML tonight!
Quote by WellMadeMale
Take a Cialis, Viagra or other such medicinal helper to aid him in over coming his erectile dsyfunctioning. He may be in his 30s, 40s, 50s or whatever. The point is, you have not lost your sex drive and he obviously has or there's something else going on in his life which is affecting his ability to grow some hard wood and help satisfy you.
He's got a prescription, but he never takes the fucking pill(s).