Prologue The camera was missing. I had left the camera in the bag that I brought to the hotel during our first sperm donor attempt. My wife had unpacked the bag sometime after we got home. My first thought was oh shit! So my wife had found the camera but did she look to see what was on it? If she did, I was fucked! I had one hour before my wife got home from work to check. I quickly went looking for the missing camera....