It's 1:30 am, and again I am horny and so bored with porn. When you can have the real thing, cruising the internet for good stuff is just naff. As I close the laptop, my mind wanders to the place in the park that I have been sporadically going to for years. It is much more exciting than using any of the dating apps or hoping to meet someone in any of the bars around. I smoke the rest of my joint and take a shower. It's be...