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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. “Put your finger in me…” she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. “Put two fingers in…” she says. So in goes another digit. She’s really starting to get worked up when she says, “Put your whole hand in!”. The guy’s like, “OK!”. So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud “Put both your hands inside of me!!!”. So the guy squeezes both of his hands in. “Now clap your hands…” commands the girl. “I can’t!” says the guy. The girl looks at him and says “See, I told you I had a tight pussy!”.
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Well, she's lucky Shameless had paid in advance to go upstairs.
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CODE WORD FOR SEX
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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One day johnnys mom teached him how to use the bathroom in six steps.
1. Pull pants down 2. Pull penis out 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin foreward 6. Pull pants up.
One day johnnys mom passed by the bathrooma dn heard johnny saying his steps she felt proud of what she had done then she heard him repeat the steps 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,
1. Pull pants down 2. Pull penis out 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin foreward 6. Pull pants up.
One day johnnys mom passed by the bathrooma dn heard johnny saying his steps she felt proud of what she had done then she heard him repeat the steps 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I thing the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
