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Proof positive, it does a body good.
I think you're right, Rocco, Italian name!!
PLUS MORE MILK!!
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I think you're right, Rocco, Italian name!!
PLUS MORE MILK!!
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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
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I think you're right, Rocco, Italian name!!
PLUS MORE MILK!!
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Quote by shameless009
How gallons of milk do you suppose she has drank??
Funny!!! You're never serious? Vitamins is the most important here, not quantity as far as she drinks a daily glass!! Ha, ha, just kidding, Rodney!!
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More balance. Let's suppose she'll fall on her backwards? Shameless is not going to save her as she stumbles over him!!
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LOVE...................... when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE............ when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
LOVE...................... when intercourse is called making love.
LUST.......................all other times.
MARRIAGE............ what's intercourse?
LOVE...................... when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE........... .when you argue over money.
LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE............ when the bank owns everything.
LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE............ what's a climax?
LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "G'day".
LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE............ when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE............ when all you write is checks.
LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE............ when your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE............ when your farewell is silent.
LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.
LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST.......................when your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE......................when nobody else matters.
LUST.......................when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE............ when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.
MARRIAGE............ when you never listen to music.
LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE............ when just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE............ when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score.
LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE............ when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
LOVE...................... when intercourse is called making love.
LUST.......................all other times.
MARRIAGE............ what's intercourse?
LOVE...................... when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE........... .when you argue over money.
LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE............ when the bank owns everything.
LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE............ what's a climax?
LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "G'day".
LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE............ when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE............ when all you write is checks.
LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE............ when your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE............ when your farewell is silent.
LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.
LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST.......................when your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE......................when nobody else matters.
LUST.......................when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE............ when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.
MARRIAGE............ when you never listen to music.
LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE............ when just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE............ when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score.
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Milk is a rich source of the minerals, calcium and phosphorus that our body needs to build and maintain strong bones and teeth and assist in the proper contraction of our muscles. Milk is also a valuable source of high quality protein which complements the protein value of breads and cereals. It also provides fair amounts of vitamins A, B, and D, all of which help promote proper growth and development. Make milk an integral part of your daily diet. Drink a glass of milk everyday to ensure us of strong and healthy bones and build our defense against osteoporosis and other bone disorders in our twilight years. Take a second look and develop a liking to this food once more.
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I went to a fancy dress party the other week, wearing only a pair of Jeans.
A woman at the party said to me, "this is a fancy dress party, what are you supposed to be?"
"A premature ejaculation" I said.
"What do you mean" replied the woman.
"I've come in my pants" I said.
A woman at the party said to me, "this is a fancy dress party, what are you supposed to be?"
"A premature ejaculation" I said.
"What do you mean" replied the woman.
"I've come in my pants" I said.
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Marcos .,, I could not agree more with you on this ,, it is correct. Sometimes I have trouble with my balance too ,,But the Dr. said i would be fine as soon as 'He' got my ( E Pluribus Unum ) fixed ,, then mt balance would be perfect again.
Oh, you come to hotel Jumbo and I'll be the doctor here to check what's wrong with your balance, Mr. Rodney.
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There are many different ways to carry out the physical activities that keep your balance system healthy. You just need to climb on a stool like this one, and increase the strength in your legs and body.
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The vagina is like a Van Gogh painting. Up close it's not so attractive; you need to step back to admire its beauty.
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Any contact with the G-Spot (G stands for Geeeee-Zus Christ that feels good!) and the girl will go crazy with pleasure and propose marriage.
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Any contact with the G-Spot (G stands for Geeeee-Zus Christ that feels good!) and the girl will go crazy with pleasure and propose marriage.
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Bingo, Bunny12. Yours are really sexy legs indeed!! Can I save one pic? do yo give permission?:binky: 
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"We are going to cross our fingers tonight and hope we don't get another storm," said Susan Rohrig, a schoolteacher.
The family of five, like most of Wenden's roughly 500 residents, had been evacuated in the middle of the night because of Thursday's winter storm that swamped parts of the small community with more than 6 feet of water.
The family of five, like most of Wenden's roughly 500 residents, had been evacuated in the middle of the night because of Thursday's winter storm that swamped parts of the small community with more than 6 feet of water.
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"The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."
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No matter how many precautions we take, the day comes when a meal boils over onto the bottom of the oven. In that instant, we feel powerless. We can't stop and wipe up the spill due to the burning risk in a hot oven. We can only stand by and wait as the oven cools down, and the spill burns on. Then we assess the damage and start to clean.
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To use your washing machine you will need washing powder and fabric softener. Load the washing into the machine making sure you've separated whites from colours. Choose a low heat for delicates and a high heat for badly stained clothes.
Step 1: You will need
1 washing machine
1 pile of dirty laundry
1 box of washing powder/tablets
1 bottle fabric softener
Step 1: You will need
1 washing machine
1 pile of dirty laundry
1 box of washing powder/tablets
1 bottle fabric softener
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Sorry, officer. Before you take me into custudy for exposing in the public, gotta take a piss. I can't take it anymore.
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The tank is an all terrain AFV designed primarily to engage enemy forces by the use of direct fire in the frontal assault role. Though several configurations have been tried, particularly in the early experimental days of tank development, a standard, mature design configuration has since emerged to a generally accepted pattern. This features a main artillery gun, mounted in a fully rotating turret atop a tracked automotive hull, with various additional machine guns throughout, plus this chick who usually runs naked after the tank for protection as engaged in combat!!
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Man’s Penis Gets Stuck in Metal Bench.
Culture Buzz A man in Hong Kong was humping a metal bench in a park when suddenly his penis got stuck in one of those round holes. This photo is safe for work, which means you’ll have to use your imagination picturing the details of this scenario.
Culture Buzz A man in Hong Kong was humping a metal bench in a park when suddenly his penis got stuck in one of those round holes. This photo is safe for work, which means you’ll have to use your imagination picturing the details of this scenario.
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Marcos, marathon runner, applying brakes after getting to the finish line. Lots of dust, my snikers heatting up?
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You just flat ran off and left everyone in your dust, didn't you?
Yeah, WellMadeMale: I once looked back and saw no one in the horizon, so it got me more courage and had the nerve, audacity to win the race. Finished first.
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Can you recognize me. I'm just striving here to get to the finish line after a 26 kilometer run. This is my previous marathon a week before last one.
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Do you really want me to answer this question in an open forum ??
Yes, please, and try to arrange these electronic components orderly. It's all but a mess!!
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Electronics engineering, also referred to as electronic engineering, is an engineering discipline which uses the scientific knowledge of the behavior and effects of electrons to develop components, devices, systems, or equipment (as in electron tubes, transistors, integrated circuits, and printed circuit boards that uses electricity as part of its driving force.
The problem here is that Shameless009 washed the dust of the printed circuit board, and didn't use a brush to wipe the dust instead. I yet don't know what college he goes to.
The problem here is that Shameless009 washed the dust of the printed circuit board, and didn't use a brush to wipe the dust instead. I yet don't know what college he goes to.
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Civil engineering is a professional engineering discipline that deals with the design, construction and maintenance of the physical and naturally built tits, including works such as bridges, roads, canals, dams and buildings.
Practical mathematics has been a human activity for as far back as written records exist. Rigorous arguments first appeared in Greek mathematics, most notably in Euclid's Elements (Euclid's theorem or the so called Rodney's theorem). See pic.
Practical mathematics has been a human activity for as far back as written records exist. Rigorous arguments first appeared in Greek mathematics, most notably in Euclid's Elements (Euclid's theorem or the so called Rodney's theorem). See pic.