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Some individuals, like Shameless009, have a paraphilia for a specific type of panty. For example, a common subclass of panty fetishism are panties that show the exposed buttocks.
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Haiti’s Inconsistence versus Civilization Standards
Port Au Prince has been hit by a devastating and cruel earthquake, and finally converted into wreck. But the Haitian drama didn’t start here; rather was going on since time back already and finally render to this final fate.
Haiti will need far more than international assistance; somewhat to be invented again as a new nation. This would convey a colossal imagination work, apart from a magnificent generous engineering work, and a costly state of the art bound to change Haitian society. Of course, this would demand such huge efforts by all nations jointly, only compared to the best fiction literature effort ever outlined by experts. The bad news is that today’s world isn’t that much prepared for such a big enterprise as we’ll see below.
We all know that a continuous deteriorating structural deformation had been going on both in Africa and in Haiti equally, stronger in this latter, a reality incorporated since time ago within Haiti's social structure. To make matters worse, a misshapenness has affected Haiti's intricate organization.
Their idiosyncrasy and eccentricies only occurring in typical poor emergent countries with shattered economies and social troubles, have been reflected in their incapability to progress and build up successfully, adrama always present in Africa, not as strong as in Haiti though. Fidel Castro has been quoted as saying:
“Haiti is a genuine result from malpractice colonization and imperial rule by other countries in the world.”
Any remedy or reforms to carry out and cope with Haiti's problems have been useless to now, thus having to turn to radical solutions like a revolution, one already attempted by Haitian leaders 200 years ago, yet this one the only revolution started by black slaves ever, and the first nation to abolish slavery.
Unlike Africa, in Haiti black people struggled on their own for independence, the only country where blacks took the lead, not to seek understanding or keenness by the white, but trying to organize a better national entity in the search of justice instead, thus overcoming colonialism, suppress slavery.
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At the end of 18th century, the biggest rebellion ever carried out in the world by any revolutionary outbreak took place in France, a time when half a million slaves were brought in from Africa after being hunted like wild animals, then sold and exploited in this French colony, where slave labor was responsible for all sugar, coffee and tobacco harvest that soon relished and enjoyed by European patrons.
Ruled by George Washington, the United States already existed by this time, in a new country also hit by slavery practice though. American settlers were determined to seek independence, as well as Creoles in Latin America from Spanish dominion, until finally their independence was granted by conservative loyalist England and Spain monarchy opposed to this kind of self-government in the colonies.
Nevertheless, It would be different in Haiti where a revolution inspired from French Revolution occurred, yet confronted by an outrageous liberalism in France. This Independence attemp was reduced to rubble, as General Leclerc, Napoleon’s brother-in-law, had been sent in to Haiti, and Toussaint Louverture apprehended and chained to his final death after her was set up, making use of conspiracy and fraud in the Metropolis by General Leclerc.
America was then independent but had kept ignoring Haitian Republic only to acknowledge its Independence 60 years later.
Port Au Prince has been hit by a devastating and cruel earthquake, and finally converted into wreck. But the Haitian drama didn’t start here; rather was going on since time back already and finally render to this final fate.
Haiti will need far more than international assistance; somewhat to be invented again as a new nation. This would convey a colossal imagination work, apart from a magnificent generous engineering work, and a costly state of the art bound to change Haitian society. Of course, this would demand such huge efforts by all nations jointly, only compared to the best fiction literature effort ever outlined by experts. The bad news is that today’s world isn’t that much prepared for such a big enterprise as we’ll see below.
We all know that a continuous deteriorating structural deformation had been going on both in Africa and in Haiti equally, stronger in this latter, a reality incorporated since time ago within Haiti's social structure. To make matters worse, a misshapenness has affected Haiti's intricate organization.
Their idiosyncrasy and eccentricies only occurring in typical poor emergent countries with shattered economies and social troubles, have been reflected in their incapability to progress and build up successfully, adrama always present in Africa, not as strong as in Haiti though. Fidel Castro has been quoted as saying:
“Haiti is a genuine result from malpractice colonization and imperial rule by other countries in the world.”
Any remedy or reforms to carry out and cope with Haiti's problems have been useless to now, thus having to turn to radical solutions like a revolution, one already attempted by Haitian leaders 200 years ago, yet this one the only revolution started by black slaves ever, and the first nation to abolish slavery.
Unlike Africa, in Haiti black people struggled on their own for independence, the only country where blacks took the lead, not to seek understanding or keenness by the white, but trying to organize a better national entity in the search of justice instead, thus overcoming colonialism, suppress slavery.
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At the end of 18th century, the biggest rebellion ever carried out in the world by any revolutionary outbreak took place in France, a time when half a million slaves were brought in from Africa after being hunted like wild animals, then sold and exploited in this French colony, where slave labor was responsible for all sugar, coffee and tobacco harvest that soon relished and enjoyed by European patrons.
Ruled by George Washington, the United States already existed by this time, in a new country also hit by slavery practice though. American settlers were determined to seek independence, as well as Creoles in Latin America from Spanish dominion, until finally their independence was granted by conservative loyalist England and Spain monarchy opposed to this kind of self-government in the colonies.
Nevertheless, It would be different in Haiti where a revolution inspired from French Revolution occurred, yet confronted by an outrageous liberalism in France. This Independence attemp was reduced to rubble, as General Leclerc, Napoleon’s brother-in-law, had been sent in to Haiti, and Toussaint Louverture apprehended and chained to his final death after her was set up, making use of conspiracy and fraud in the Metropolis by General Leclerc.
America was then independent but had kept ignoring Haitian Republic only to acknowledge its Independence 60 years later.
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That's true, redhotmommacita. Wait, I've gotta pick up my wife then head for the clothes store to buy panties for her. It's Shameless job!!
My new Mercedes short bus!!
My new Mercedes short bus!!
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An 18 year-old man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test.
David Zurfluh was collared by Royal Canadian Mounted Police Constable Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle, which had been seen weaving down the highway. While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Constable Robinson told the court.
Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.
A class of students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining their composure.
“People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh,” said RCMP Constable Peter McFarlane.
David Zurfluh was collared by Royal Canadian Mounted Police Constable Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle, which had been seen weaving down the highway. While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Constable Robinson told the court.
Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.
A class of students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining their composure.
“People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh,” said RCMP Constable Peter McFarlane.
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I bet he is expensive too!!
Yeah, he charged a lot for a good service at removing this stuff. Probably this pet has swallowed other panties.
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Marcos ,, Did you eat her panties ,, Come On Now Tell The Truth!!!
Well, to Shameless and Redhotmommacita, I swear I'm telling you the truth. I did't eat her panties, my pet did and now I'm the man to see if my pet swallowed a pair of panties. I hired a guy who once removed a butcher knife from a dog’s stomach!! He is awesome.
Oh, I need the short bus to carry all my wives everywhere.
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I'm as hungry as the woman in the third balcony eating wiener.
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Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound, to her knee.
Poor mildred. Her heart was just below her left breast.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound, to her knee.
Poor mildred. Her heart was just below her left breast.
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Now we don't know what this bastard is doing to his wife!! Just trying to give her a hand?
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I will trade ,, and you know ,, That woman's panties sure looks familiar!!!
Which panties are you talking about?
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Dirty nun
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But I still don't
understand!" said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now how about that drink?"
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But I still don't
understand!" said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now how about that drink?"
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I know this has been your favorite truck, it needs overhaul though. Wanna trade it for my favorite wife?
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The more time you spend finding Nigeria in this map, the more I bang you so hurry up or I'm getting but all spent here!!
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Only a good gardener required here, more than an artist.
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First thing first, are you capable of dealing with this kind of panties this girl loves to wear?
So we would part -divide- this business, each one takes his share.
So we would part -divide- this business, each one takes his share.
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A guy is walking along the strip in Habana, Cuba, and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.
Socialism, a big proyect.
Socialism, a big proyect.
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Only this one. The others will wait for a better chance. I've fell in love with this one. Where did you meet her? at a pub?
Mr. Shameless009: If you are buying panties for her you will want to measure her waist first. Well, yes, you have the permission to have the tape measure snugly around her waist.
Remember to measure her hip appropriately, so wrap the tape measurer around her hip in her fullest area (Watch out, for I said, the fullest area!). To make sure that the tape measure is straight, I can lend you a hand.
Mr. Shameless009: If you are buying panties for her you will want to measure her waist first. Well, yes, you have the permission to have the tape measure snugly around her waist.
Remember to measure her hip appropriately, so wrap the tape measurer around her hip in her fullest area (Watch out, for I said, the fullest area!). To make sure that the tape measure is straight, I can lend you a hand.
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You got a deal. El Sinverguenza
Yeah, Sinverguenza009: I’ll give you out your share or portion; one apportion after I had distributed all girls –my wife included- but don’t you try to give away, or… see this pic below.
You might have these one options.
I flashed her in the backyard, not in my bedroom, it's obvious.
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OH !! ,, She has definately got it going on in the ass department ,, I hope you are proud of her.
More to the ass department, Sinverguenza009. Thank you, you back me up. But remember if you're getting to my house, you're only there to assist me. Dont' even look up!
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The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief. Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly. Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable. Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred. Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body. Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
* MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE*
I should be in charge because I run all body functions
I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief. Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly. Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable. Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred. Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body. Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
* MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE*
I should be in charge because I run all body functions
I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
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Just deserts.
Standing at the Pearly Gates (or the Muslim equivalent) with a successful Underwear Bomber who had exploded on an airliner a bomb hidden in his underwear, the terrorist was told, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your seventy virgins are lined up behind me, waiting for you. The bad news is that you blew off your balls in the explosion."
Standing at the Pearly Gates (or the Muslim equivalent) with a successful Underwear Bomber who had exploded on an airliner a bomb hidden in his underwear, the terrorist was told, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your seventy virgins are lined up behind me, waiting for you. The bad news is that you blew off your balls in the explosion."
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cause I am ready to cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
Yeah, blkpoet runnnnn to the bank quicly... she's waiting...
But... wait a minute!!! she's having a gas problem now. You'd better wait.
