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10 Oct 2009

I think yes. Most Americans have a hard time distinguishing between nudity and sexuality, due largely to our puritanical origins and our salacious media. I am partially a nudist, and Christian as well. I don't mind nudity. People seem to want to sexualize nudity, but in fact, nudity is a symbol of purity. We are born naked and for everyone who has children, you might have find out young kids don't like clothes, they would prefer run naked. There is beauty and art in nudity no matter what age you are. I am a very low sexual minded person, but nudity never bothered me.

10 Oct 2009

Yeah, an oldie indeed, a wonderful joke though.

9 Oct 2009

A retired man in New York, who wished to make good use of his money, administering it like a wise man, decided to buy a house together with a few acres in Portugal.

He at last decided and purchased a modest farm which had been vacant –deserted- for a long time, 15 years now. The old proprietor and wife had passed away and nobody had become heir to it. This farm had been on sale just to pay taxes fallen behind for many years. Inside the huge barn -warehouse- there were massive steel gates, welded together to keep curious people from sneaking inside the place. Nobody wanted to know what was inside there -too much work and expenses to demolish those gates… so an offer wasn’t put forward, or never submitted.

This guy from New York purchased the property at a price a little above it’s real value, moved to the place, and was now ready, decided to break through the barn entrance, because he had been too curious about what the warehouse might contain. He and his wife together bought a generator and two devices to cut along the heavy iron plate… now they were ready to cut through the weld joints.

The question arose now: What was inside the barn? Take a look at this!!

Fiat Cabriolet (1200 or 1500), Ford Cortina MKII, Mercedes Benz 180/190.

Aston Martin?

Opel GT, Lotus Elan FHC, Lotus Super Seven Series IV, Lotus Elan DHC.

Porsche 356, Austin Healey Sprite MkII, Volvo PV 544, Ford Y?

Giulietta Sprint, Giulia Sprint Speciale (SS), Nash Metropolitan.

Alfa Giulietta, Lotus Europa, another Lotus Elan FHC, Matra Djet?

Lancia Flaminia CoupÃ©.

Abarth 1300 Scorpione.

American (inspired) design.

Interior of Alfa Romeo.

Lancia Flaminia CoupÃ©, Peugeot 504 cabriolet & 404 cabriolet.

Fiat Topolino II, Triumph TR4, Peugeot 202.

All this stuff you see here was valued in 35 million dollars –currency from New Zealand, and this story to be true. The man and his couple acquired the right to be the legal owner of the property and goods in the interior. No question they’ll be happily retired with such huge wealth.

Fiat Topolino II, Triumph TR4, Peugeot 202.

BMW V8, Formula racers, Chryslers, Mercedes, Austin A30.

Fiat Topolino II, Triumph TR4, Peugeot 202.

9 Oct 2009

A dish is a type of parabolic antenna designed to receive microwaves from communications satellites, which transmit data transmissions or broadcasts, such as satellite television.

The parabolic shape of a dish reflects the signal to the dish’s focal point. Mounted on brackets at the dish's focal point is a device called a feedhorn. This feedhorn is essentially the front-end of a waveguide that gathers the signals at or near the focal point and 'conducts' them to a low-noise block downconverter or LNB.

9 Oct 2009

That's right, Mr_Sfstk8d, how do you like this?

8 Oct 2009

Doggy: Oh, Marcos, look ahead!! I've got something strange on my telescope now!! Seems like two nice hills with a crack in the middle. A ravine in this montaneous, rocky Afganistan landscape?

Marcos: You're damn wrong, perhaps. You're aiming your telescope in the wrong direction, pal!!

This is what my dog caught

8 Oct 2009

How to Install a Satellite Dish Yourself

A satellite dish can provide you and your family with more TV viewing enjoyment than ever before! You are no longer limited to just what the local and network channels have to offer. Although you have to purchase service from a satellite provider, you do not have to purchase the equipment from that company. You can buy and install your own satellite dish, and it comes in a kit that has everything you need to do so.

Marcos finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

8 Oct 2009

Just in case it'll take Marcos too long to install a new satellite dish at his shack home, Rocco

7 Oct 2009

Please, Nicola, leave your purse at home. You're not a civil anymore... yesss, sir!!!

What are you staring at?

7 Oct 2009

7 Oct 2009

Well, Rocco: I think we're ready to hit the road. Got a compass? Bearing 2-6-8.

My horse bet yours, Nicola and I've won 3.000 bucks at the racing track. Pity he's dead now.

6 Oct 2009

This was a sheer wind, Rocco -Italian name- or just had drunk all whisky on board, no reflexes at all?[/size

Or he had just been drinking directly from the toilet in the lavatories aircraft?

Rocco now heading home after his rekcless landing of his passenger plane. He's stopped by a traffic police.

4 Oct 2009

I think the reason high heel wearers suffer back pain is your body's centre of gravity is thrust forward. High heels cause the forefoot to overwhelm the joints and the toes. Osteoarthritis can also be caused by high heels because the soft tissue overcompensates when under strain.

4 Oct 2009

4 Oct 2009

A great pair of legs!!

4 Oct 2009

Well, how do you like this camel toe, pals. This bulge is out of the extraordinary
coffee

coffee

4 Oct 2009

4 Oct 2009

Rocco is the airliner pilot here, he didn't need a spoon either

3 Oct 2009

I'm out of this!!

3 Oct 2009

Viagra is too expensive, in my opinion. I've tried it for the good ride on top of her. I figure out this Pepsi will cost more than the ordinary one.

2 Oct 2009

Mean, I wish I'd lay down one of this London prostitutes before the site was shut down.

1 Oct 2009

I wish I'd lay down one of this London prostitutes before the site was shut down.

1 Oct 2009

I'd rather travel by bus, having more room to accomodate more passengers.

30 Sep 2009

30 Sep 2009

Correct answer is that the paper weight is for one ream of a *full sheet* of paper, which is 17" x 22" and makes 4 reams of standard sized paper in the US. One sheet of standard printing-sized paper is 1/100 lb.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

30 Sep 2009

Flu vaccine shortage forces man to seek out drug dealer.

30 Sep 2009

Tweety turned to 60 this week

Grown up Super Heroes

30 Sep 2009

I always come up with the good solution for it to get it back to work, Nicola

30 Sep 2009

Ok pals: scrawl dawn to see the real Hulk into action here. What drama! What excitement! What awesome special effects! What INTRIGUE!

29 Sep 2009

Ah, Lush Stories site for reading the good erotic story on line. Good, Nicola