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An addiction is a recurring compulsion by an individual to engage in some specific activity, like these of Marcos'. He definetely would purchase this coffin in the pic. He'd be happy to, indeed.
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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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I selected the name "Mule Action" based on the fact that I like to ride, drive and pack the mules. Currently, I have 7 brood mares and an outstanding spotted jack named "Handy Man". I start training at two days of age; leading, tying and hoof handling. The colts grow up with three dogs and creek crossings to pastures.
Therefore, the dog and wet feet are no longer a problem. I breed for disposition, confirmation and color, in that order. I have a variety of excellent brood mares that include paints, thoroughbred, appaloosa and quarter horses.
All inquiries are encouraged and visitors WELCOME. I will be happy to send photos on request for the type of mule of your interest. Many more mules available than shown here.
Therefore, the dog and wet feet are no longer a problem. I breed for disposition, confirmation and color, in that order. I have a variety of excellent brood mares that include paints, thoroughbred, appaloosa and quarter horses.
All inquiries are encouraged and visitors WELCOME. I will be happy to send photos on request for the type of mule of your interest. Many more mules available than shown here.
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Venezuelan singer Oscar De Leon never studied music at all; only plays the bass. Simply, excellent
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Doctor checking Rocco's testicle to find out about fertility problems.
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Relegated several years ago only to business use, laptop computers now have processing and storage capabilities close to that of desktop computers, and can easily be used for high-tech multimedia purposes. If the price of a laptop computer is still higher than that of a desktop computer because of its mobility, its use is also more varied because of the fact that can be taken virtually anywhere.
Rocco's tummy
Rocco's tummy
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When it's very hot out and you do not have air conditioning, it's difficult to do any job at the office, but there are ways to get cool and remain cool long enough for you to keep working.
The way to tell that you are perspiring is rest one body part upon another, whether it's your head resting on your hand, or your bare legs resting against one another. Take away the resting body part and if you're soaking wet, you're losing fluids quickly.
A fan is a good choice.
The way to tell that you are perspiring is rest one body part upon another, whether it's your head resting on your hand, or your bare legs resting against one another. Take away the resting body part and if you're soaking wet, you're losing fluids quickly.
A fan is a good choice.
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An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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Thank you, Rocco, Italian name: I've now gotten it instantly, ha, ha. A bar for singles, of course!!
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A man elatedly drives his nippy little car through the scenery. His fuel is a hydrogen fuel cell – for the sake of the environment. The world is so beautiful and colorful, everything seems in perfect harmony.
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The semen ejaculated into the female contains up to 100 million sperms from the epididymis, together with liquid produced by the seminal vesicles and prostate gland. This liquid contains chemicals which stimulate swimming movements of the sperm tails, and other chemicals necessary for the nourishment and survival of sperms inside the female’s body.
Copulation usually causes the female to experience an orgasm, during which various muscular contractions draw a little of the semen into the uterus. From here a few thousand sperms may manage to swim up into the oviducts, and if a ripe ovum is present at the same time fertilization may occur.
How men make babies!
50 million sperm are discharged during just one ejaculation in a normal healthy male. It can take that many to begin the journey to the vagina, the cervix and on to the fallopian tubes. From all those millions of sperm only one or two will make it to a mature egg that is ready to be fertilized.
Copulation usually causes the female to experience an orgasm, during which various muscular contractions draw a little of the semen into the uterus. From here a few thousand sperms may manage to swim up into the oviducts, and if a ripe ovum is present at the same time fertilization may occur.
How men make babies!
50 million sperm are discharged during just one ejaculation in a normal healthy male. It can take that many to begin the journey to the vagina, the cervix and on to the fallopian tubes. From all those millions of sperm only one or two will make it to a mature egg that is ready to be fertilized.
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A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks. The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
"I am only following the instructions. The test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''
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A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope.
But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were.
"Those are sperm cells."
"I am only following the instructions. The test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''
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A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope.
But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were.
"Those are sperm cells."
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Well, I know you've already heard about this one. Here it is again, buddies.
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!”
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Boat carrying one thousand whores bound for India to cover shortage there
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!”
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Boat carrying one thousand whores bound for India to cover shortage there
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Punishment
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
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Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mr. Jones is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of them are to receive 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But because the royal family doesn't want to appear hostile to foreigners, they grant the guests in their country a wish beforehand, as long as it is able to be fulfilled.
Mrs. Jones is first.
"What do you wish for yourself?"
"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings."
"Okay, that shall be granted to you."
Mrs. Jones has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows.
Next it is Mr. Jones' mother-in-law's turn.
"What do you wish for yourself?"
"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings."
"Okay, that shall be granted to you."
The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows.
Then comes Mr. Jones himself.
"What do you wish for yourself?"
"I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?"
"Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable."
"I would like 100 lashes instead of 50."
The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, "Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?"
"I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back."
Mrs. Jones is first.
"What do you wish for yourself?"
"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings."
"Okay, that shall be granted to you."
Mrs. Jones has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows.
Next it is Mr. Jones' mother-in-law's turn.
"What do you wish for yourself?"
"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings."
"Okay, that shall be granted to you."
The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows.
Then comes Mr. Jones himself.
"What do you wish for yourself?"
"I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?"
"Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable."
"I would like 100 lashes instead of 50."
The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, "Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?"
"I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back."
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A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door.
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in."
They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see just one."
Nora thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly they needed the money right now. She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.
They sat there a while longer, and Mike said, "They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together."
Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike thanked her and threw another $100 on the table. Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony and left.
A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You know, your weird friend Mike came over while you were gone."
Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?"
"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in."
They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see just one."
Nora thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly they needed the money right now. She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.
They sat there a while longer, and Mike said, "They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together."
Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike thanked her and threw another $100 on the table. Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony and left.
A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You know, your weird friend Mike came over while you were gone."
Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?"
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A complaint is a description of your problem and all the procedures you have followed in order to resolve it before reaching the point where you no longer know how to proceed. You do not need legal assistance to submit a written complaint. The procedure is informal and free of charge. Simply fill out the form provided in your own language and remember to include your personal details.
I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
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Oh, Marcos: your lace was a loose one. Could you tie it again, please?
Rocco's indecent proposal. Just jump up and down
Rocco's indecent proposal. Just jump up and down
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Some research shows that drinking alcohol benefits people in the same way than yoga exercise does!!
Savasana
Total relaxed position
Balasana
This position brings you a sense of peace an tranquility
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
In this position, your brain is relaxed while strength comes back to your tired legs.
Malasana
Your back muscles are stretched out, together with your ankles.
Savasana
Total relaxed position
Balasana
This position brings you a sense of peace an tranquility
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
In this position, your brain is relaxed while strength comes back to your tired legs.
Malasana
Your back muscles are stretched out, together with your ankles.