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Ok, Lil_Birdie: here is the answer. You know why and I do too. We both fell in love while in prison.
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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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If Nicola can read my erotic stories she's too close... to a climax
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Ok, Lil_Birdie. But remember to purchase it, along with a ton of Viagra, so I can keep the timed pace.
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Well, they're Mexican hats. I didn't know you could find one that fitted your best partner, Mr. Manhood.
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Yeah, Playmate: As I was listening to Pat's songs yesterday and the day before yesterday, a lady wrote a line asking if Nat sang only phonetically, or if he spoke English, istead. I replied, I was not sure though, he didn't speak English.
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English Translation of Original Lyrics for Rocco -Italian name- and Techgoddes
Your green eyes with their soft light
Your eyes that promise sweet nights
Bring to my soul a longing
A thirst for love divine
In dreams I seemed to hold you
To find you and enfold you
Our lips met and our hearts too
With a thrill so sublime
Those cool and limpid green eyes
A pool wherein my love lies
So deep that in my searching for happiness
I fear that they will ever haunt me
All though my life they'll taunt me
But will they ever want me?
Green Eyes
make my dreams come true!!
Soft lights
And eyes that promise sweet nights
Bring to my soul a longing
A thirst for love divine
In dreams I seemed to hold you
To find you and enfold you
Our lips met and our hearts too
With a thrill so sublime
Those cool and limpid green eyes
A pool wherein my love lies
So deep that in my searching for happiness
I fear that they will ever haunt me
All though my life they'll taunt me
But will they ever want me?
Green Eyes I love you!!
Your green eyes with their soft light
Your eyes that promise sweet nights
Bring to my soul a longing
A thirst for love divine
In dreams I seemed to hold you
To find you and enfold you
Our lips met and our hearts too
With a thrill so sublime
Those cool and limpid green eyes
A pool wherein my love lies
So deep that in my searching for happiness
I fear that they will ever haunt me
All though my life they'll taunt me
But will they ever want me?
Green Eyes
make my dreams come true!!
Soft lights
And eyes that promise sweet nights
Bring to my soul a longing
A thirst for love divine
In dreams I seemed to hold you
To find you and enfold you
Our lips met and our hearts too
With a thrill so sublime
Those cool and limpid green eyes
A pool wherein my love lies
So deep that in my searching for happiness
I fear that they will ever haunt me
All though my life they'll taunt me
But will they ever want me?
Green Eyes I love you!!
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Marcos is too sad now... I'll share it with buddies. Just nostalgia
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Batman: your Bat car is powered by Pratt and Whitney post combustion engines?
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Techgoddes younger brother, learning to fly
Slice and dice
If we park it here the cockpit will be in the shade
Slice and dice
If we park it here the cockpit will be in the shade
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Are you sleepy, Rocco?
Stewardesses should never wear inflatable boobs at high altitude
Stewardesses should never wear inflatable boobs at high altitude
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A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure:
"Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure:
"But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours."
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers:
"Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt."
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"
Did you know that: The Gimli Glider is the nickname of an Air Canada aircraft which was involved in an infamous aviation incident?
On 23 July 1983, a Boeing 767-200 jet, Air Canada Flight 143, ran completely out of fuel at 41,000 feet (12,500 m) altitude, about halfway through its flight from Montreal to Edmonton. The crew was able to glide the aircraft safely and subsequent investigation revealed fuel loading was miscalculated through misunderstanding of the recently adopted metric system which replaced the Imperial system. Not exactly a joke to laught at!!
"Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure:
"But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours."
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers:
"Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt."
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"
Did you know that: The Gimli Glider is the nickname of an Air Canada aircraft which was involved in an infamous aviation incident?
On 23 July 1983, a Boeing 767-200 jet, Air Canada Flight 143, ran completely out of fuel at 41,000 feet (12,500 m) altitude, about halfway through its flight from Montreal to Edmonton. The crew was able to glide the aircraft safely and subsequent investigation revealed fuel loading was miscalculated through misunderstanding of the recently adopted metric system which replaced the Imperial system. Not exactly a joke to laught at!!
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A. Any idea what you’re getting for your birthday?
B. Rosas from Bob… that’s a given
A. What’s wrong with that?
B. Well, he always has “expectations” after giving me flowers and I don’t feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air!
A. Don’t you have a vase?
B. Rosas from Bob… that’s a given
A. What’s wrong with that?
B. Well, he always has “expectations” after giving me flowers and I don’t feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air!
A. Don’t you have a vase?
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Rocco's wife -Techgoddes- was hinting about what she wanted for their upcoming anniversary. She said:
"I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
Rocco bought her a scale.
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When Rocco got home last night, Techgoddess demanded that he takes her someplace expensive.....
so, he took her to a gas station.
$$$$$$$$$
Techgodees is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, Rocco:
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Rocco replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
"I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
Rocco bought her a scale.
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When Rocco got home last night, Techgoddess demanded that he takes her someplace expensive.....
so, he took her to a gas station.
$$$$$$$$$
Techgodees is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, Rocco:
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Rocco replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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Oh, I'll get a penalty from Jake if I don't grease those tits properly.
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When Marcos first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown fifty centimetres. Marcos became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Marcos condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"How long will Marcos be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren’t you?
Marcos' penis
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Marcos condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"How long will Marcos be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren’t you?
Marcos' penis