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Oh, rxtales: is Spanish your second language?
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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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I know, chefkathleen, ja, ja! And also I already got vaccinated. Children and the elderly! Influenza, for Spanish.
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And remember: never do this. 103 casualties in Mexico by current figures.
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At the memorial service
The old man has just died and the priest is complimenting the deceased this way, with too many admiring comments:
"This deceased was an excellent Christian husband, a model of a family father!!" he pronounced.
The widow turns to see one of her sons and whisper him in the ear: "You just get down to the casket and make sure it's your dad who is inside it."
The old man has just died and the priest is complimenting the deceased this way, with too many admiring comments:
"This deceased was an excellent Christian husband, a model of a family father!!" he pronounced.
The widow turns to see one of her sons and whisper him in the ear: "You just get down to the casket and make sure it's your dad who is inside it."
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Hei, I'm just making sure it's spinning in the right direction
Oh, Exxon is already here: but that won't suit our fuel necesities
Not a Boeing 737-400 too serious
Hei, Mike, why didn't you rent a plane with a wider door? I'm stuck here, while you're waving good bye to your girlfriend.
Oh, Exxon is already here: but that won't suit our fuel necesities
Not a Boeing 737-400 too serious
Hei, Mike, why didn't you rent a plane with a wider door? I'm stuck here, while you're waving good bye to your girlfriend.
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Possibly, sooner or later, these birds will give us problems by one engine sucking one of them!!
Pilot to controller: Oh, probably we've taken a wrong exit to runnway R-15?
Wondeful sight of a Rolls Royce fan at high rate rotation
Touching at a point too close to vacationists
Pilot to controller: Oh, probably we've taken a wrong exit to runnway R-15?
Wondeful sight of a Rolls Royce fan at high rate rotation
Touching at a point too close to vacationists
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Tits, tits, lovely tits
Bouncing for my pleasure.
Up and down, to and fro,
What a splendid treasure.
Gazing from my window
I watch the tits at play
Bobbing, swinging, dancing,
I could keep it up all day.
Tits of striking colours,
Tits of black and white
But the tits I like the best are those
That pop out in the night
On a chilly winter's morning
I do admire so
The firm stance of the noble tits
As they stand out in the snow.
Today perhaps I'll catch some
And hold them in my mits
And gently stroke and fondle them
Oh, how I do love tits.
Bouncing for my pleasure.
Up and down, to and fro,
What a splendid treasure.
Gazing from my window
I watch the tits at play
Bobbing, swinging, dancing,
I could keep it up all day.
Tits of striking colours,
Tits of black and white
But the tits I like the best are those
That pop out in the night
On a chilly winter's morning
I do admire so
The firm stance of the noble tits
As they stand out in the snow.
Today perhaps I'll catch some
And hold them in my mits
And gently stroke and fondle them
Oh, how I do love tits.
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Well, in the first joke, the blonde should talk to the ventriloquist, and not to the dummy. Feel my muscle.
She's not really a dumb blonde. She's really a gold digger.
She's not really a dumb blonde. She's really a gold digger.
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Well, Mr. Rocco -Italian name- this engine actually belongs to a Magiruz Deutz bus. A few of them travelled in my country plains. Air cooled. Diapers mean: nostalgia.
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Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
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Well, he's having a hard on. Good sausage this priest have
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Well, one after the other, at least
And... what an aurea, Mr. Rocco. It's just the zone around nipples!!!
Plus tit weight?
And... what an aurea, Mr. Rocco. It's just the zone around nipples!!!
Plus tit weight?
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A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered:
"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
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Well, my dear friend Rocco: wasn't it breast stroke style? Why to use breasts, according to this blonde?
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered:
"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
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Well, my dear friend Rocco: wasn't it breast stroke style? Why to use breasts, according to this blonde?
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I've unloaded my old engine off my car
To fit it with powerful twin engines
To fit it with powerful twin engines