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marie5555
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Manchester
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Roses are red,
I must find a boffin,
to design and build,
a 'Y' shaped coffin.
Then when I die,
they can lie me inside,
to spend all eternity,
with legs open wide.
I have grave doubts,
that I'm heading to Heaven,
of the Ten Commandments,
I broke number seven.
I have to admit,
Of the 10 that were sent,
I broke one or two others,
and a couple got bent.
I must find a boffin,
to design and build,
a 'Y' shaped coffin.
Then when I die,
they can lie me inside,
to spend all eternity,
with legs open wide.
I have grave doubts,
that I'm heading to Heaven,
of the Ten Commandments,
I broke number seven.
I have to admit,
Of the 10 that were sent,
I broke one or two others,
and a couple got bent.
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
I find as I age,
a tendency sometimes,
to just skip that page.
It may look erotic,
and sexy as well,
but I know from experience,
it would give my knees hell.
Like being bent double,
for a lover to take,
might very much please them,
but it makes my back ache.
I would rather be lying,
with legs open wide,
flat on my back,
with a lover inside.
Or kneeling astride her,
enjoying her tongue,
then I won't be aching,
if I stay like this long.,
I find as I age,
a tendency sometimes,
to just skip that page.
It may look erotic,
and sexy as well,
but I know from experience,
it would give my knees hell.
Like being bent double,
for a lover to take,
might very much please them,
but it makes my back ache.
I would rather be lying,
with legs open wide,
flat on my back,
with a lover inside.
Or kneeling astride her,
enjoying her tongue,
then I won't be aching,
if I stay like this long.,
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
Lynn's plan sounds ideal,
I might invite a friend,
for the evening meal.
Some nice home-cooked food,
a bottle of wine,
with me for dessert,
that should suit him fine.
In bed with a lover,
who knows how to please,
flat on my back,
or on hands and knees.
So many positions,
we can't try them all,
but whatever we manage,
we will have a ball.
Lynn's plan sounds ideal,
I might invite a friend,
for the evening meal.
Some nice home-cooked food,
a bottle of wine,
with me for dessert,
that should suit him fine.
In bed with a lover,
who knows how to please,
flat on my back,
or on hands and knees.
So many positions,
we can't try them all,
but whatever we manage,
we will have a ball.
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
we ladies don't fart,
to use such a term,
would break my pure heart.
As I am so innocent,
naive and chaste, (stop laughing.)
to employ such language,
would be in bad taste.
To admit to a fart
would be confessing I'd sinned.
We ladies prefer,
to say we 'passed wind'.
If such a bad smell,
should emerge like a fog,
we can always turn round,
and blame it on the dog.
we ladies don't fart,
to use such a term,
would break my pure heart.
As I am so innocent,
naive and chaste, (stop laughing.)
to employ such language,
would be in bad taste.
To admit to a fart
would be confessing I'd sinned.
We ladies prefer,
to say we 'passed wind'.
If such a bad smell,
should emerge like a fog,
we can always turn round,
and blame it on the dog.
