when your dad is a preacher and a missionary for a very restrictive church you are expected to be either the best kid on the block or the worst. I was never any good at being good so I rebeled against all the rules especially the ones about modesty. Now I'm just a dirty old man with a very strong sense of moral right and wrong with a definite twist that will probably give me trouble on judgement day but which also does not allow me to hurt others. The twist is that I LOVE dirty girls!