I'm just jealous.
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Hottestmale is banned simply because his avator belies the modesty shown on his profile.
I'm just jealous.
I'm just jealous.
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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Brilliant DM and congrats to Gav (on the twins, not the rationing)
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Libra.
....and another of life's mysteries has been solved for me with the revelation that there are so many 'twisted & sexy' aquarians on Lush. My wife is an aquarian too and I'm thinking maybe one of you is she? LMB, honey? Doll (I wish)?
....and another of life's mysteries has been solved for me with the revelation that there are so many 'twisted & sexy' aquarians on Lush. My wife is an aquarian too and I'm thinking maybe one of you is she? LMB, honey? Doll (I wish)?
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What you see is what you get. No frills, hardcore, delightful honesty. 
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It is 'fiction', if it conveys a feeling that it 'could' happen, then I tend to enjoy it more. Character development is a bonus.
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Tattoos? Even though all my favourite porn stars have them, I prefer my woman's canvass to remain blank. What may seem 'cool' or 'romantic' when you are drunk or only 18 yrs old can look like a career killer when you are 30. Plus, I know far too many ladies who, a couple of decades ago, proudly flaunted their 'shoulder butterfly' that now more closely resembles a dried-up maple leaf.
If a girl is going to get a Tat, then keep it small and tasteful - oh, and make sure you can cover it up, just in case it does not go with your strappy sandals and summer dress when you go for that job interview or, heaven forbid, meet the fiance's parents.
If a girl is going to get a Tat, then keep it small and tasteful - oh, and make sure you can cover it up, just in case it does not go with your strappy sandals and summer dress when you go for that job interview or, heaven forbid, meet the fiance's parents.
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I have fisted a woman and, as WMM & Cowboy commented, it can be an amazing way to 'get off'. It is something to be done carefully & slowly to maximise the womans pleasure. Oh, and I can also assure you that the elasticity of a womans pussy means you can still 'feel' her afterwards - she'll actually be super-sensitized so be gentle. Well worth it.
Never say never, right?
Never say never, right?
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Quote by SouthernerEroticer
It's a very intimate and loving thing to do. And it always gets us both horny as hell!
Well said. I still shave the wife's pussy on occasion too.
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cannot stand Kool-Aid. Now, if it was Vimto...then maybe we could talk
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Too wet? Never. 
WMM's hilariuos comment aside, I got nothing. If I ever did come across a 'gusher' however, I think I'd probably spend all my time drinking from the furry (or not) cup instead.
WMM's hilariuos comment aside, I got nothing. If I ever did come across a 'gusher' however, I think I'd probably spend all my time drinking from the furry (or not) cup instead.
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Gotta work with what you have right?
Take 2 parts Eros and blend with 1 part Storge until you achieve a firm consistency. Then fold in 3 parts Agape. Let sit for at least 4 hours before baking in an oven set at 375F for about 45 minutes or until golden brown. Set on cooling platter to cool before covering in a generous layer of Pragmatic frosting.
There you go. I think that's me.
Take 2 parts Eros and blend with 1 part Storge until you achieve a firm consistency. Then fold in 3 parts Agape. Let sit for at least 4 hours before baking in an oven set at 375F for about 45 minutes or until golden brown. Set on cooling platter to cool before covering in a generous layer of Pragmatic frosting.
There you go. I think that's me.
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Good Lord woman, you again? Oh well, I must be doing something right. 
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"Pussy-in-Heels" - distantly related to Puss-in-Boots of Shrek fame, this wiley female can destroy the resolve of anyone who even thinks of saying "No" to her by focusing her big beautiful eyes on their souls until they bend to her will. Armed with her 5" stiletto heels she struts about the city causing men to fall to the ground in adoration even as she pierces their hearts with a firm stamp from her slender but muscular legs. Oh yeah baby, she's the top-dog super villain alright. Beware.
Loving you Rachel.
Loving you Rachel.
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Great post Ana, in fact, bloody brilliant. Loved them all.
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I really should visit this thread more often, it is beautiful. Thanks everyone. Maybe one day I'll even contribute......hahaha!