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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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I thoroughly enjoy giving the missus anal as much as she seems to enjoy it. Done properly (see numerous other threads) her orgasms are amazing.
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1) Yes
2) Not sure
3) No
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2) Not sure
3) No
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absolutely - but no laughing, it's the cold water that does that! 
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surprisingly.... Yes! Chainmail is so difficult to slip off.
TPBM is ready for a cocktail ... it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
TPBM is ready for a cocktail ... it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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I've met chicks who were 'hot' only to find out they were gay and it just ended there. Life too short to waste time....
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Quote by MatthewVett
I've never tried it, but I don't think I'd be opposed to it if a girl really wanted to try it. I've peed for a girl before, who just really liked to watch, but I've never peed on one.
ditto.
Kinda weird tho
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Not sure I'm liking being labelled a "zero" on any scale - sort of offends my over-inflated ego. 
Oh well.
Oh well. 
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Quote by EDWolfe
It depends. Are you counting sex? If you are, then I would have to say that I would pick sex.
If you're not counting sex, then I would pick martial arts.
ditto, except my sport would be squash.
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Has a really hot avatar - and certainly knows how to deliver eloquent praise to her predecessor. I am humbled. 
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I know this is an old joke, but it deserves to be re-visited.
A Store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A Store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
who cares. I'm only here to resurrect my post count.
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Quote by Buz
Often words grow in to acceptance in our vocabulary. Just call me a cumster for supporting the word cum, cummed, cumming.
But I have never felt sure about 'came' so I haven't used it in a story.
One thing I really like about using cum as a verb is that it does make it raunchier and sleazier. It is edgier.
I think it was Clum that said it best on the other Forum thread about this, "just be consistent."
What he said
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Always made a point of 'christening' every car I have ever owned - seems to have helped the re-sale values!! 
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Oh yeah baby. Only once was enough for me to stop wearing boxers.
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A new set of thumbs so I can compete with my daughter on the darned PS3
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Quote by Frank
One would have to test a few subjects to objectively prove or disprove the theory.
A difficult job in the name of science.
I'll volunteer!
Definitely with Frank on this one - an excellent idea.
However, I must confess that I think I would be able to tell from scent alone.
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Quote by littlemissbitch
i saw this thread pop up again and thats exactly what i thought too Buz. I really dont believe men cheat more than women or vice versa. People cheat for all the reasons mentioned in this thread and a million more.
i waffle between whether or not long term monogamy is a good idea or not. I dont feel like the general population is capable of open relationships at this stage of our social development but neither do i think being with only one person for 50 years is reasonable either in this society. both seem and feel out of balance.
to me, several long term, monogamous relationships of moderate length almost seem better, perhaps the longest being with the other parent of your children (as i do believe kids thrive better in a 2 parent home, generally speaking of course).
i think the part we need to let go of is attributing this sense of success that we seem to when we hear of a very long term marriage. perhaps the measure of a successful relationship is the betterment of the two people involved or the continued friendship and good will after the partnership has ended.
LMB is so smart she's ultra sexy. I'd cheat with her in a heart beat!!
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Godammit! After laughing my socks off at Felix's awesome response I'm now all stressed out because I've never thought to 'time' myself. Sure I hate the term 'banging' but what the hey. I like to get all worked up and rowdy, but once the finale arrives I rarely have the capacity to think to check the clock. Seems tacky - plus, despite the panting and sweating, I still like the cooling down kissing and snuggling part.
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Quote by sprite
get a hobby or start doing something that is sociable, where you meet people. for instance: join a choir, a band, take classes (martial arts or drama or ball room dancing or something), do sports, be on a baseball or soccer team. Get into a gaming group, like board games or war games or such. hope that helps.
I also vote for Sprite's insight into this. Being a shy, retiring flower myself, I found it easy to meet new folks outside of my usual comfort zones by joining a squash league and board gaming groups. Anything you enjoy doing for fun.
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Oooo, toughie, but let's see (not including sports):
Past:
Star Trek
Star Trek Next Generation
Voyager
Battlestar Galactica (old & new)
...... are we seeing a trend??
Black Adder (all of them)
The Avengers (with Diana Rigg as Emma Peel)
The New Avengers (Joanna Lumley
)
.... Oh, this is too hard to narrow down. Let's move on to the present:
Dexter
Walking Dead
Top Gear (UK version)
House
NCIS
I need to get out more!!
Past:
Star Trek
Star Trek Next Generation
Voyager
Battlestar Galactica (old & new)
...... are we seeing a trend??
Black Adder (all of them)
The Avengers (with Diana Rigg as Emma Peel)
The New Avengers (Joanna Lumley
).... Oh, this is too hard to narrow down. Let's move on to the present:
Dexter
Walking Dead
Top Gear (UK version)
House
NCIS
I need to get out more!!
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days Interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an assh***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So the wife called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an assh***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So the wife called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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Quote by naughtynurse
One of my bras has a magnetic clasp, just to make it easier
I NEED to find one of those bra's. Having been married for so long I've forgotten all the techniques of my youth as I rarely get any practice these days.0qNxPy4o1K1cX3nm