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mercianknight

Over 90 days ago

Straight Male, 64

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14 May 2012

Quote by jollylolly
It really hurts to be cheated on, but I don't think it always means the cheater doesn't love their partner. The biological drive for multiple partners is sometimes overwhelming!

Agreed. However, without labouring the definition of "cheat", I confess that the only time I ever succumbed to my need for a shag with someone other than my soul mate, was when she cut me off for over a year because of some emotional stuff she was going through. There was never any relationships - just some good hard shagging with some willing, appreciative ladies.
coffee

coffee

11 May 2012

Never thought about it before, however.....
English
American (one was the sweetest honey from LA and definitely the best)
Canadian
German (the dirtiest blonde ever!!)
Portuguese
Brazilian
Danish
Polish
and of course, Bermudian

2 May 2012

Quote by Pretzel
Almost all of the time I initiate sex but to be honest I would be happier if I didn't have to all of the time. It would be nice to be surprised once in a while.

ditto

coffee

2 May 2012

Quote by Guest
I think that I probably have the same deplorable sense of imagination of most men:
Dark business skirt-suit with tight white blouse. Seamless bra underneath.
Underneath the skirt, defo dark stockings, lacey panties and garters.
(I understand that this necessitates a white bra with dark stockings, but really by the time we've reached that stage, does it matter?)

The starger above and Dude kinda hit the nail on the head for me. Just make those heels nice and high and we have a winner. hello1

hello1

1 May 2012

The ladies finally put away the dark colours, the pant suits and get out the brightly coloured short skirts and show some leg! dancenude

dancenude

30 Apr 2012

Lfunny

Geeze, I love this site violent1

violent1

I saw this thread and decided to weigh in about how I basically hate people telling me 'real men wear pink' but was super pleased to read the vulva discussion - by the way I agree with the new survey - pink is going to attract me more that a raw red colour.

Anyway, then I saw the hijacking and just broke out laughing. Good going guys.

I will share one tale with you that involved my wife erroneously thinking it was a good idea to buy me an over priced pink polo shirt for my business casual work ensemble. I thanked her profusely for her generosity, told her how useful it would be and promptly used it to wash the car. Who would have thought my wife could get so obscenely animated!!

I'm old school.

30 Apr 2012

Yep, definitely an amusing thread. I tend to ignore anti-social profiles as I just want to have fun. It is ultimately their loss anyway. coffee

coffee

26 Apr 2012

today it is - Imperious

25 Apr 2012

Quote by cathyrohan
Just a thought. I find myself talking to either my dog or my cat like they're a person, and it got me thinking. If your pet could understand English for 5 minutes, what would you say to him/her?

To my dog:
1. Chew your food. Nothing interesting is happening around you anyways, you're not gonna miss anything.
2. You'll never catch that squirrel.
3. Please pick out one part of the yard and poop there. This isn't Iraq, my backyard shouldn't be a minefield.
4. After I bathe you, please at least wait until I can't see you before going off to roll around in the dirt.

To my cat:
1. 3am isn't the time for you to crawl up next to me and start your 30 minute grooming session. You have all day to do that.
2. The vacuum cleaner is not concentrated evil. It will not hurt you.
3. Please, hack up that hairball on the tile floor for once.
4. Not every can of food I open has your name on it.

Above all, I would want them to know how much they're loved and appreciated.

sign5

I don't need to think about, she says it all for this cat & dog owner. laughing3

laughing3

25 Apr 2012

Oldest profession in the world. Just be careful, as others have said, with your health & life as there are plenty of whacko nut-jobs out there. coffee

coffee

25 Apr 2012

one of the wife's favourite things ... when she's in the mood.

25 Apr 2012

I could only wish! The prospects seem limitless.
3some

3some

25 Apr 2012

Quote by WHR43
OH yes I would and have and would like to do it again with the right guy/gal.

Glass elevators increase the excitment geometrically.

Just tell me the time and place!!

Oh, and you gals get THE best questions. bootyshake

bootyshake

25 Apr 2012

Only if her bf/husband suddenly comes back evil4

evil4

25 Apr 2012

Feel drained today after rooting for the only English team left in the Champions League last night. Fabulous result against the odds. Chelsea beat Barcelona!!
hello1

hello1

Next time I'll just have sex - it's easier on the heart!!

17 Apr 2012

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 72, higher than 59% of your peers.

you know the rest.

coffee

coffee

16 Apr 2012

Big, big fan. Taught my daughter all the songs (and some dance moves). Faves were Thriller (obviously); Beat It; and more recently, Remember The Time. Great music often complemented by some awesome videos.

16 Apr 2012

Quote by chefkathleen
I agree. I have a pair of thigh high "fuck me" boots that work well out of bed. Same with some of my "higher" heeled shoes.

675-lick

Ooooo, do tell more.... pleeee-ease! dancenude

dancenude

12 Apr 2012

Basements - the cold, dark, damp, coal cellar type found in victorian red brick houses. Grew up with them beneath me as a kid and hated, hated, hated having to go down to fill the coal bucket.

4 Apr 2012

LMAO - that was a funny thread.

Sorry I didn't participate at the time - I was too busy rejoicing at the notification from a seemingly long lost Nigerian relative that I was to be the benefactor of $500 million. Still waiting to hear when the money will hit my account
Liar

Liar

4 Apr 2012

reluctance (male or female) is my favourite genre, but they have to be well written, grammatically sound and preferably with dialogue - the latter often adds to depth of characters and draws me in to the story.
coffee

coffee

15 Mar 2012

Boxes of HO / OO scale military figures and hours re-enacting battles in the back yard digging tunnels and building forts. Oh wait, that was last week ..... Embarassed

Embarassed

As a kid, going to the park, feeling safe, swinging from the climbing frames and feeling invincible. binky

binky

14 Mar 2012

Sure, why not. Hell, I may finally get a decent bj binky

binky

14 Mar 2012

Nutbag

really?

No freakin way!

14 Mar 2012

Quote by Eurylade
This is such a no brainer for me. Corsets are fucking hot and since I love partially clothed sex it ticks all the boxes. As for type i do not mind.

Ditto. Super hot. bates

bates

14 Mar 2012

Really? Moral issues aside, the thought of a FMF being offered kind of makes it easy for me to choose. bootyshake

bootyshake

14 Mar 2012

If I ree-eally had to chose then the face would be what attracted me in the firts place, however, if we're simply talking about a shag then gimmee the fine body anytime and we'll work around the butt ugly face Fugly

Fugly

14 Mar 2012

Yeah, I'm game for any of those love holes, however, the pussy has to be the fave!

14 Mar 2012

Sexy accent? Depends.

I have been told I have a sexy accent but how can that be? I am English, it is everyone else who has the accent and some of them make the women VERY sexy.

14 Mar 2012

The flying part is an enjoyable necessity for one stuck in the middle of the Atlantic .... but the airport check-in process these days? angry7

angry7

Don't get me started ... cussing

cussing