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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
my husband is in the "its all cheating" camp. which i find very annoying ;-)
Oh darn, that is VERY annoying. So, how do we break the news to him?
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Ahem, Damon.... 
Sneezing into your hands is an acceptable last resort to minimize the spray caused by a sneeze from hitting your fellow man slap bang in the face. May the saints preserve me from the inconsiderate s.o.b. who dares to sneeze upon me or my own without at least making some attempt to contain the blast!!!
Rather you wash your hands than leave me to wipe your phlegm from my daughters face.
Other than that, dude, you make a lot of sense.
Sneezing into your hands is an acceptable last resort to minimize the spray caused by a sneeze from hitting your fellow man slap bang in the face. May the saints preserve me from the inconsiderate s.o.b. who dares to sneeze upon me or my own without at least making some attempt to contain the blast!!!
Rather you wash your hands than leave me to wipe your phlegm from my daughters face.
Other than that, dude, you make a lot of sense.
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Words fail me in trying to describe how incredibly weird that was for me 
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.....sensed her need for a time-share apartment in Nome, Alaska.
Drooling at the prospect of what could be done during those long Alaskan nights she decided to .........
Drooling at the prospect of what could be done during those long Alaskan nights she decided to .........
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.....around their genitalia and couldn't resist dropping to her knees. Expectant, she took a deep breath, reached tentatively out and.....
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....watching Nicola encourage MK to again draw his lance from its sheath for her amusement.
Pleased at her ability to resurrect a seemingly dead train of thought she decided to slip on her sexiest cfm heels and call..............
Pleased at her ability to resurrect a seemingly dead train of thought she decided to slip on her sexiest cfm heels and call..............
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Using a chain saw without all the safety gear on - too frigging hot!!
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Ooooh! I can feel my arteries hardening at the very thought of all that food! 
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Apart from a couple of items, Lushites seem to have a similar fashion sense....and that is wa-aaay scarey!!!
Along with the banning of inappropriately worn leggings should be a ban on any excessively large persons wearing lycra cycle shorts in public.
Oh, and DD? No way can I support the Uggs....and there is a reason they are called 'Uggs' and it ain't for their beauty. lol
Along with the banning of inappropriately worn leggings should be a ban on any excessively large persons wearing lycra cycle shorts in public.
Oh, and DD? No way can I support the Uggs....and there is a reason they are called 'Uggs' and it ain't for their beauty. lol
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An absolute classic....admitting it's an oldie will only confirm I may not actually be as young as I think. 
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Quote by chefkathleenThe teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.
I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.
Well said, Chef....as usual =d>
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coffe kick starts my day, but it has to be hot tea in the afternoon ...maybe some biccies too? 
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'NO COME WOK TODAY!'
Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon..................You got nice house'.
Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon..................You got nice house'.
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Quote by roccotool
Such errors may lead the reader to get a poor impression of the writer in general
Hear! Hear!
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Not yet.....thankfully.
I like my dirty little secret to remain just that.
I like my dirty little secret to remain just that.
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My 10 year old wants to cook me a pizza - her first ever attempt - bless her heart, she promises me plenty of pepperoni, sausage, bacon and ham on it. Looking forward to it. 
Oh, did I mention I'm a meat lover??
Oh, did I mention I'm a meat lover??