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Happy Birthday Xuani !
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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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Back-to-back victories for the Gunners (Arsenal), making me feel good.....although not as good as I'd feel delivering that sausage Honey bee was asking for. 
International break........England vs Bulgaria then vs Switzerland...or is it the other way round? Fingers crossed.
International break........England vs Bulgaria then vs Switzerland...or is it the other way round? Fingers crossed.
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Leana shaved her pubic area to resemble the character 'Sponge Bob Square Pants'. Freakishly realistic when she is aroused and dripping....
Had me going there for a moment Chef! Good one.
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I saw the same animated show years ago. It was called Fern Gully. Then they did a remake and called it Pocahontas.
Avatar is a rehash of the white guilt fantasy. I'm sure we could list a number of similar movies.
Yeah, now I think about it, Jill is absolutely right. Nice effects though.
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Bless your heart...always looking to improve. Great idea, look forward to seeing it in action.
and yet... 
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I'll share but, they are like family so you can't keep 'um. Here's one of the cuties.
Aawwww! Look at the cute expression ..... must be wondering what I'm doing with Chef's pussy on the desk
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Intriguing question.....but having reviewed the life my pet cat has, I'm sorry....I wanna come back as a kitty first.
But, if I have to choose... then I still wanna come back as a guy.
But, if I have to choose... then I still wanna come back as a guy.
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Be nice guys & gals.....it's dudes like this that make me look like an Adonis
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thank you sir knight, so is it good then that i bought this uniform? ;)
I'm just getting my car keys, see you in a while......
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......curiously shaped two-man rocket resting between her legs and smiles.
She sighed and wondered if "Holly would free" herself from her inhibitions long enough to.........
She sighed and wondered if "Holly would free" herself from her inhibitions long enough to.........
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If the female police uniforms had been anywhere near sa sexy as those depicted above I would have never left!! 
Great work guys, keep it up.
Great work guys, keep it up.
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You all should know that this is my favourite thread to follow....but where can I get my missus a pair of these drop dead sexy, CFM heels?????
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....finally winning the Nerdiest Nerd at the Vegas Star Trek convention.
Grateful that his lycra pants did not make his butt look too big, he swaggered over to.......
Grateful that his lycra pants did not make his butt look too big, he swaggered over to.......
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That was soooooocute MM. Mind you, cats are pretty cool.
Unfortunately, my wife only allows one pussy in our house, I wish it could be more like Chef's. I think it would be awesome to be able to pet more than one pussy......maybe Chef would let me visit to pet hers??
Unfortunately, my wife only allows one pussy in our house, I wish it could be more like Chef's. I think it would be awesome to be able to pet more than one pussy......maybe Chef would let me visit to pet hers??
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....there has been a collapse in the sales of hair gel and an upsurge of guys walking around in leather jackets shouting "Ha-aaay!!" whilst menacingly waving their thumbs!!!
Meanwhile, the geeky nerds of the world had managed to crack the security protocols preventing them from opening e-harmony accounts and were now....
Meanwhile, the geeky nerds of the world had managed to crack the security protocols preventing them from opening e-harmony accounts and were now....
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A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot.
On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers.
Each time some guy sticks his "whizz" through the fence, I grab it and I say, '$20 or off it comes!'"
"OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot.
On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers.
Each time some guy sticks his "whizz" through the fence, I grab it and I say, '$20 or off it comes!'"
"OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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....and regretting ever having left Cheltenham to explore the world.
Across the vast waters of the Atlantic Ocean Hurricane Danielle gathered herself and swiftly....
Across the vast waters of the Atlantic Ocean Hurricane Danielle gathered herself and swiftly....
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Obviously sung from heart with a lot of effort ploughed into the chorus