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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham

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Quote by roccotool
It does dull the sensations to a certain extent, which helped in lasting longer when I was younger.

I didn't like the pause "in the heat of it", where I had to stop, pull out the package, open it up, and place it on. Yes, I know you can incorporate that into the act by having her help you.

That was back when I needed to use one, though.


Ditto Rocco.

Great post SixtyMM, LMAO!

Mind you, I have found that not all condoms are created equal and those purchased for, shall we say "regular" sex may just about choke your pecker off at the base on those occasions where the excitement levels reach new heights. That one-eyed monster can make a guy REALLY proud of himself at times, notably for me was my first threesome. Ah, the memories!
finally, a chance to "spoon", Anna whilst kissing the nape of her neck and....... well, use your imagination.
Just when I think I've heard it all........

It's all I can do to look after my one username/account never mind have time for multiple personalities. Keep up the good work Nicola.
And I am ashamed to say...... "Never heard of her"

Interesting article though.
ISTP - which reads as.....

They have a finely nuanced ability to analyse situations, find root causes and foresee consequences. They distrust action taken too quickly without the necessary investigation. They are usually levelheaded, objective, impersonal yet intensely involved in problem solving. They are fiercely independent, seeking input and comments from a chosen few. When reporting to others, they need to establish credibility first: their own and that of the person they are reporting to. If the gap in knowledge and expertise is too great and their own proficiency dismissed, belittled or ignored, they will lose interest and motivation.

They are less interested in running the world as they are in understanding it. They are curious and capable of explaining complex political, economic or technological problems, taking great pleasure in explaining all the factors and intricacies. They are rigorous with their thoughts and analysis, choosing the exact words that convey precisely what is meant. They may spend a lot of time defining words, concepts and systems in order to define a problematic solution.

They are armchair detectives, scientists and philosophers, spending most of their time in quiet reflection to ponder truth, and solve mysteries. They may tend to neglect social requirements and responsibilities, finding many relationships to be too superficial to be of much interest.
I am naked because a freakin great big cockroach flew into my hair whilst in the shower and I ran, arms flailing and screaming like a sissy girl, onto my bedroom balcony. What the hell is HE looking at!!!
Just for fun, and because it's the first (I think) repeat.......

1. What is your Middle name?.......David
2. A 4 Letter Word:........................Darn
3. Girls name:...............Diane
4. Occupation-----------------------Diver
5. Something you wear:..................docksiders
6. Beverage:................ --------------Dandelion & Burdoch
7.. A place: ....................................Devon
8. Something you shout .. --------Dumb Ass!!!!
Oh darn. I was all set to go until I saw the "serious posters" caveat.

Just listen to Iceman.
You asked if that would be weird? Errr, well, my answer would have to be a resounding YES!!

However, it's a strange and wonderful world, so......
Good to hear you're coming out of it MM - I remember days like that (I know, hard to believe).

A tip I was taught as a young geeky lad has served me well. It goes something like this......

Everyone on the planet, and I mean EVERYONE, has at least one aspect of their physical features that they can be proud of ... whether it be a nice round ass, a killer pair of legs, sparkling eyes... whatever. The trick is to, every day, look in the mirror at that part of you and remind yourself that no matter what any other a**-hole may say, some lucky dude/gal is gonna be checking that out today. Lucky them.

Then build on that foundation without getting 'vain'.
Truly, this is a great thread. Never laughed so much, and many of the 'lines' are so familiar to me. I no longer feel alone.

To understand the worst cringe I ever had meted out upon me you need a little background - and this was a looo-ong time ago.

My first ever serious girlfriend, Caroline, met my folks (they adored her) and everything, but the time was not right to settle down - too young, too horny etc. We break up, I move overseas and move on.

SEVEN years later I fly my Mom out to meet my then fiance, Lynne (now my wife). The intros go well, all is going swimmingly when, out of the blue, in front of Lynne, Mom asks, all innocent like,"So, do you still hear much from Caroline?"

I still have nightmares about that moment.


But then I read this......

Quote by Master_Vyle
Someone order a beef burrito? It will be just a couple of more minutes on that extra cheese.

-MV


and I just had to
Hilarious! I sent the link to my 10 year old and she just thinks it is the best ever and now wants to teach our new puppy to do the same.
Yep! Pretty amazing. Read the story yesterday. Apart from the fact that neither the whale nor the couple onboard were apparently injured, it seems near miraculous that there was another tourist behind that yacht who just happened to be clicking away with their camera when it all happened. Amazing.
Hmmmm. 75 but probably only because of the 'Have you ever....' type of questions. I used to be a real scally-wag!!
A very modest 108 for this Eurocentric guy lurking off the East coast of the US of A.

Oh well, definitely rules me out of ever running for US Pressie
Hadn't really thought about it....until now.

Yes, I do work my birthdays, but this year could be different.