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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham

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So, scoring as a girlie is okay? After the top 5, the scores dropped off dramatically....

You Scored as Alice
You scored Alice! You are kind-hearted and curious and give yourself very good advice, but seldom follow it, which leads you into trouble. You always try to be courteous and polite, but you become cross when people speak in nonsense to you and scold them sharply.

Alice 83%
Queen of Hearts 67%
Mad Hatter 67%
Carpenter 67%
Cheshire Cat 67%

That was fun.
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So THAT'S what Ron Jeremy does when he's not making bad porn flicks...

(kidding, I'm kidding. I thought it was pretty cool.)


Me too!!!
After years of reading (and thinking) erotica, I have to admit it was 'Lush' that gave me enough self belief to write my first ever stories. The stories may not be the greatest you'll ever read, but I hav been grateful for the encouragement, advice and support found on this site.

And "no", I am not sucking up to the powers that be, although I do have a few fantasies regarding some of our more articulate ladies!!!!
.... firmed up his moobs (man tits) enough for him to wear that frilly half-cup bra he had purchased last week.

She looked across the dining table and sighed as she saw .......
This was my fave ...."A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico".....

until the punchline......

"I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan."

I about fell off my chair laughing
Surely we must have some sort of "Gross Out" warning tab we can put on threads like this???

Actually feel sorry for the mutt.
...backpack to better conceal the replica Darth Vader helmet he had hidden there.

He spread the long fingers of his broad hands across.......
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truth

Would you rather be attacked by a giant snake OR angry piranha?


Really????? Oh, okay, giant snake.

wyr be part of an MMF or FFM sex session?
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I'm sure I heard that here first on Lush haha


Yep! That's what makes them classics. Good to hear again though.
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It's so long I'd never be able to balance it. I think at around 5'4" I'm more suited for a scooter or a moped.4PqHK0T0luO3twNY


Errm, are we still talking about the bike, because my lance really isn't that intimidating
Well done Lois. I think you are a very brave person...... just be gentle with me
Hmmm, nice. Now, let's see what we can whisk up with this here tool I happen to have handy....
It's always easier for me to post after someone as insightful as DD has done her thing. Well done girl, you nailed it and get my vote.
Time for 'eleveneses', so a nice cuppa strong M&S tea, one sugar, heavy on the milk.
Oka-aaaay! I get the jist, however, I do hope that, given that this is a Sex Story site, we can be a tad spicier than something like Alice In Wonderland. How about variants like "Alice In WunderLust" - I'll play the wizened Chinese sage, "Hung Long Dong", who gets to give Alice her gyno exam.
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Whoever asked the other person out for drinks should pay for the bill on the first date.



That's it. End of dicussion (in my day). If the date offers to pay/ "go dutch" etiquette requires that I decline on the first date, but accept their offer for future dates - hence setting the 'rules of engagement'.

Probably why I was always broke as a young lad - the 'up side?' With money saved the gals always looked Hot, HOT, HOT!!! **sighs**
I totally understand your feelings re this issue. I am dealing with the same thing with my own wife....erm...hang on, "Honey, that's not you is it?""

Phew! That was a creepy moment.

From my own experience I would say "Don't do it."

Of the surgically enhanced breasts I have been blessed to fondle I can honestly say they look great under a sweater but are no fun under the covers where it really counts.

A little droopy and natural are THE best for their responsiveness and feel. I adore the way my woman's breasts respond to my touch, it is a measurable event and part of the overall act of making love. Unless those beauties are hanging down by your knee-caps, please consider leaving them alone.