So, scoring as a girlie is okay? After the top 5, the scores dropped off dramatically....
You Scored as Alice
You scored Alice! You are kind-hearted and curious and give yourself very good advice, but seldom follow it, which leads you into trouble. You always try to be courteous and polite, but you become cross when people speak in nonsense to you and scold them sharply.
Alice 83%
Queen of Hearts 67%
Mad Hatter 67%
Carpenter 67%
Cheshire Cat 67%
That was fun.
Darn, they don't make them like that anymore.
took my breath away. Awesome.
.... firmed up his moobs (man tits) enough for him to wear that frilly half-cup bra he had purchased last week.
She looked across the dining table and sighed as she saw .......
...backpack to better conceal the replica Darth Vader helmet he had hidden there.
He spread the long fingers of his broad hands across.......
Well done Lois. I think you are a very brave person...... just be gentle with me
curious prefers the feel of Crisco rather than KY as a lube.
Hmmm, nice. Now, let's see what we can whisk up with this here tool I happen to have handy....
Holy freakin crap!! That was awesome!!
Time for 'eleveneses', so a nice cuppa strong M&S tea, one sugar, heavy on the milk.
I totally understand your feelings re this issue. I am dealing with the same thing with my own wife....erm...hang on, "Honey, that's not you is it?""
Phew! That was a creepy moment.
From my own experience I would say "Don't do it."
Of the surgically enhanced breasts I have been blessed to fondle I can honestly say they look great under a sweater but are no fun under the covers where it really counts.
A little droopy and natural are THE best for their responsiveness and feel. I adore the way my woman's breasts respond to my touch, it is a measurable event and part of the overall act of making love. Unless those beauties are hanging down by your knee-caps, please consider leaving them alone.