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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham

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Definitely the type of psychic power that lets me both manipulate (telekinesis) matter AND get inside your head (telepathy). The potential is limitless both from a sexual gratification and, hypocritically, a humanitarian perspective. I could give that cutie on the bus opposite me an orgasm without touching her whilst also being able to dissolve/remove cancerous growths at will.

Bonus - I still look like any other ordinary Joe Smoe, albeit a cute one.
Hmmm! I have always wondered what a LMB sandwich would be like? Don't be coy.... you know.... an MMF with with the sweet talking LMB as the filling. Yummmy!
Yeah, I guess this follows the thinking of "a Lady in public and a slut in the bedroom." It is certainly how it seems to always turn out for me.... thank goodness.

Good girls can be soooo bad.
Thought long and hard about this and eventually decided only the 'Dude' above comes close to how I feel.

In essence, despite the fact that I love being a guy and all that it brings, I still envy the women I have met for one simple reason....... they got to date ME!!!!
I like the format adopted by my heroine, Chef, so....

"Do you think there is more to life than just what we live on earth?"
Absolutely

"Do you think there is an afterlife of some sort?"
Of some sort? As commented by others, there are life experiences that have happened (to me) that have convinced me there is 'something' after death, a way for our essence (soul?) to continue on another plane of existence.

"Do you think there is a God who created us and has a purpose for us?"
No. Not in the manner in which organised religious rams down our throats.

"Or do you think that we are here on earth to just enjoy life,"
Oh yeah baby! But still tempered with humanity

"help people and do what we can to make the world better"
I am no saint, but I do believe in doing unto others as I would have done unto me and, in my world, that helps make it a better place.
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On a more serious note any hot sweaty activity while wearing clothes that do not allow enough air to get there can cause unusual itchiness. Sometimes using baby powder before this activity helps and shower often. I shower at least once a day sometimes 2 or 3 times.


This happens to me too but WAY more cuz I live where it is HOT almost all year long. SO I trim down the bush & shave the huevos to keep them as COOL as possible but all day of sweating your ass off makes them itch like crazy. So like Buz said baby powder and frequent showers keep them from itching like CRAZY


So true.
1. yes, do it all the time;
2. erm...a stranger? Do I get to wear a long mac as well?
3. a dude? First response was "No", but then I saw WMM's response and thought..."Aaah! Maybe."
Cor, there were only 3 things that I neither do nor care to do. So I guess I'm well on the way to a healthier heart.

Huh? Oh, mediate, pray and cutting down on my meat are things that will probably never happen.
Found that keeping a track, either hard copy or on-line, kept me...welll...erm...on track. Now that I see smartphones have Apps for that, maybe I should finally upgrade?
Location, location, location.

The pressure to look your best 24/7/365 keeps me shagging at least 4 times a week, between playing squash, walking/running the dog and using my eliptical when it is raining. Fitness nut? Far from it - need to work off the booze and the fries!!
quit smoking 22 years ago - and still get the urge to light up a ciggie if I drink one too many beers. Survived so far and wish you all the best.
Whether they all work or not, that was an amusing post that I shall endeavour to test out.
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YES......... and my heart was shattered..... enough said....


Yep! Gotta agree. Some things best left buried.
usual casual attire. Looking stunning in my fitted teal polo shirt, bermuda shorts and green knee high socks I look like a dysfunctional leprochaun.