This is a true story. I've been to visit an esthetician several times to deal with the annoying problem of back hair. Not that my wife complains, she likes me the way she found me, back hair and all. Sometimes I just want to surprise her - and this was one of those times. For the past several months, as a result of the bad economy I have had to work out of state because that was the only place I could find a job that didn...