What was slutpuppy called before she trained her tongue?
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
United States
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Granted -- but you have no utensils and all white clothing
I wish "Catch 22" was a book about 22 sexual conquests by me.
I wish "Catch 22" was a book about 22 sexual conquests by me.
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Spends all of his money receiving instruction from a relationship Guru
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Bench pressing 350 lbs. Throwing the javelin within 2% of my best throw ever. A sexy woman smiling at me while twirling her hair with her finger.
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Granted -- now your dick shrinks to microscopic size every time it rains regardless of whether Wildcat is around or not.
I wish I could be the first human to have intercourse with a female from another planet.
I wish I could be the first human to have intercourse with a female from another planet.
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Why did PutmeinCoach sue the Deli when he broke a tooth?
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bonus feature
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Last time she wore her fox coat at night someone from PETA sprayed red paint on it.
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Plays the bongos with his feet in an attempt to attract sex partners.
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A question that has an answer too long for publication; a better question, if she looks or has an aura anything like her avatar, is what wouldn't I do?
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Granted, now you get "big hair" whenever it doesn't rain.
I wish that Wildcat would lose her bad habit.
I wish that Wildcat would lose her bad habit.
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What does SP yell just before she grab's a guy's testicles?
double entendre
double entendre
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iPhone saleswoman by day, Saturday Night Live host by night
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Granted, but that causes your daydreams to change so that all you do is walk in and out of rooms; gotta be boring, huh?
I wish that I could swap fluids with all the female lushies on this page
I wish that I could swap fluids with all the female lushies on this page
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I ban Vesta because I burned my finger when I touched her avatar
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Granted -- now it's even more painful when you nap on your back and dream about Lushies
I wish a beautiful female Lushie would offer to support me
I wish a beautiful female Lushie would offer to support me
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If with Nikki, a Gourmet Restaurant
WYR use a butt plug or ass beads
WYR use a butt plug or ass beads
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Granted but it's not your idea of perfection, but mine, so get on your hands and knees (ha, ha)
I wish that CumGirl would get something long and hard for her birthday
I wish that CumGirl would get something long and hard for her birthday