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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
United States
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Has been trying to grow man boobs for years without success
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I ban Skye for not dropping her towl (or is it a sheet) in her avatar
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Granted, but since Lushville is as large as Jupiter and all of the residences are 300 miles apart, no one ever actually meets.
I wish that every woman had a tongue as talented as slutpuppy's
I wish that every woman had a tongue as talented as slutpuppy's
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Granted -- everyone is happy because they got virtual lobotomies by viewing Lush, and can no longer function in the real world, but are happy not to.
I wish that my cock would change in size to perfectly fit the vagina of whomever I was having sex with.
I wish that my cock would change in size to perfectly fit the vagina of whomever I was having sex with.
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Never wears makeup so as not to be associated with her namesake
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Thinks she has to get her hymen "resurfaced" before she can drink a Virgin Mary.
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Granted -- you finish with the lowest grades in history and can never get a job -- so sorry!
I wish that I could play with NightFox during the day.
I wish that I could play with NightFox during the day.
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With a name like "Jezebelle" what could I do but fuck her brains out?
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Granted -- but then he starts spraying over you!!!
I wish there was a way I could get a blowjob over the Internet
I wish there was a way I could get a blowjob over the Internet
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What do sluktpuppy, curlygirly and adele always talk about having but never organize because they're afraid I'd sweep them off their feet?
protection
protection
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Would have to meet her, but if she has red hair, likely fuck (many times)
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I ban adele for not leaving her boobs exposed in her avatar -- why do you have to keep covering them up?
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Granted -- I help you and throw out all of your clothes except a string bikini -- guess we'll just have to stay inside a few weeks until I can go shopping for you.
I wish I could see myself as others see me
I wish I could see myself as others see me
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Shoots commercials for pron films -- a hard job but someone has to do it.