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mommylisa
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female
United States
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Love the list. I can say that many of the have worked with me at times in the past. But being scientific about it I should try them all again. :
Advanced Wordsmith
All guys taste different - some are much stronger taste some are much better tasting. I always swallow. If I didnt like the taste I would do them deep throat that way you dont taste anything because it is past your taste buds. (tip for those who dont like the taste).
Advanced Wordsmith
"Oversexed" is probably a relative term, depending on the relative libidos of the two people involved, and the degree to which lust interferes with the rest of your life. One person may say you are oversexed the other may find it normal. Are you oversexed if one partner wants sex and the other doesn't?
Advanced Wordsmith
I generally take people at face value - I am fairly trusting. When you take the time to learn about someone and know them as a person instead of just words on a screen then you know who they really are. Yes, some people here are great and others you find yourself fumbling for the mace just to spray your keyboard with after you talked to them. But it is like that anywhere.
Advanced Wordsmith
Here are some great answers to pickup lines --
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
my personal favorite --
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
my personal favorite --
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Advanced Wordsmith
I have done it before but like the other women who have commented it is hard when you start to orgasm - my knees just melt away and I end up kneeling and fully finishing. I don't usually do it that way because I am afraid I will just go limp and fall. I guess that might be a reason for so many falling in the shower.
