Yvonne masturbated guiltily as her old friend Jade lewdly described last weekend’s spitroast. “So disgraceful, cougaring whenever your husband travels," said Yvonne. “Your promiscuity just doesn’t make me envious.” “No need for envy,” replied Jade. “As you know, your female parishioners all assume that your gorgeous, tall African husband, Wes, is hyper-endowed.” “I couldn’t possibly comment,” replied flat-chested Yvonne,...

At the dinner party, ponderous literature professor Clarissa continued her negative diatribe regarding cliches like “Ignorance is bliss”, “A perfect storm”, “Follow your nose”. “That last example can be most appropriate,” piped up feisty Tori. “Really? When?” sneered Clarissa patronisingly. “During Cunnilingus,” replied Tori, eliciting much ribald chuckling among the diners. Tori grinned as she discreetly fondled Clarissa...

The two couples, Levi and Lydia, and Ned and Nora, all in their late thirties, had gotten on like a house on fire right from the start. The women had interesting but very different careers. Lydia was a pilot with a major international airline. Nora was a sports psychologist. They had known each other since their late teens. The two guys were good-looking hunks, but each had more pedestrian jobs. Levi was an accountant. Ne...