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I smell like gunpowder and napalm.
l love the smell of Rachel in the morning ...
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l love the smell of Rachel in the morning ...
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naughtyannie
6 hours ago
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l love the smell of Rachel in the morning ...
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Quote by sprite
or i'll get it and add lots of stuff you never intended to write. watersports are always fun to slip in to unsuspecting writers stories.
Ooo! Please edit one of mine! Or all of them!
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yeah, i found that out the hard way, too... damn bus driver made a real scene about it.
I find a discreetly placed coat can be beneficial. But you do need to remember to tone down the cries of "Yes, yes, oh yes, I'm cumming, I'm cumming." That goes down less well.
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What a great advertisement for this site!
And pretty accurate, too, about lots of things!
And pretty accurate, too, about lots of things!
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Interesting to note how the awards for the "runners-up" have changed over the last few comps!
For this one, No4 has been given an "Editor's Choice" badge (like the 3 winners); the next four have a "Recommended Read", while the bottom two (9 &10) have nothing.
For the "Historical Erotica", both 4th and 5th place got the EC, and the bottom 5 all got RRs - so the quality was obviously higher for that comp!
For "Money Talks", only the 3 winners got ECs, and the next 7 all got RRs.
For "This is Hardcore", Nos 4 and 5 got an EC, while 6-9 got RRs. And someone must have really liked no 10, because that has an EC too!
For "Some Like It Hot", no 4 got an EC, 5-8 got RRs, while 9&10 got nothing again.
"Morning After..." was clearly not quite up to the usual standard, because although no 4 got an EC, only 5-7 got RRs; the next 4 got nothing (there was a final list of 11)
That's enough stats for tonight...
For this one, No4 has been given an "Editor's Choice" badge (like the 3 winners); the next four have a "Recommended Read", while the bottom two (9 &10) have nothing.
For the "Historical Erotica", both 4th and 5th place got the EC, and the bottom 5 all got RRs - so the quality was obviously higher for that comp!
For "Money Talks", only the 3 winners got ECs, and the next 7 all got RRs.
For "This is Hardcore", Nos 4 and 5 got an EC, while 6-9 got RRs. And someone must have really liked no 10, because that has an EC too!
For "Some Like It Hot", no 4 got an EC, 5-8 got RRs, while 9&10 got nothing again.
"Morning After..." was clearly not quite up to the usual standard, because although no 4 got an EC, only 5-7 got RRs; the next 4 got nothing (there was a final list of 11)
That's enough stats for tonight...
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Congratulations to the winners and well done to my fellow runners-up. It's an honour to be in such distinguished company.
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I like cowgirl, because I like being on top haha. And I like it when he plays with my titties.
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I once watched a couple fucking up against the wall in a pub car park. It was late at night, and pretty dark, but it was obvious from the movements that that was what they were doing.
A few weeks later I was walking past with my bf, and told him about it. He was so turned on that we ended up doing the same thing ourselves. It was fun, and I did wonder if anyone had seen us in turn.
A few weeks later I was walking past with my bf, and told him about it. He was so turned on that we ended up doing the same thing ourselves. It was fun, and I did wonder if anyone had seen us in turn.
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My bf and I have "his 'n' hers" anal beads. Different colours so we don't mix them up!
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How come they don't have one that smells like tuna?
My sex toys sometimes end up smelling a bit like tuna...
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Dark
(Until he changed his avatar, of course. Making my suggestion look stupid!)
(Until he changed his avatar, of course. Making my suggestion look stupid!)
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I'd just carry on, and hope they're not gonna call security and get us busted! That would not be cool...
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Big is no good for my bum - any size of dick hurts to be honest. But I love a thick one in my vagina. I always get very wet, and don't seem to have any problem stretching to take a thickie. Thank goodness haha.
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Oh dear, if anyone loses thier job because of me, I'll never forgive myself!
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Any Lushies in and around London - you really have got to go and visit Lucy Sparrow's art installation entitled "Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium".
It is a whole sex shop in which all the contents are sewn out of felt. Yes, felt, that soft material you played with as a kid.
I went there yesterday, and it is the funniest thing I have seen in years. Even seen a dildo made out of felt? A whole wall of sex mags? Another wall of videos? Bondage gear? All sewn out of felt. And actually, some it is just a little bit rude!
Oh, and don't miss the hilariously amateurish "sex film" entitled "Hungry, Hungry Arseholes", involving insertion of various felt items into a hole in a sheet. Honestly, I nearly wet myself.
Read more about it in this newspaper article.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/features/madame-roxy-s-erotic-emporium-lucy-sparrow-interview-artist-behind-felt-soho-sex-shop-on-porn-a6684181.html
To make the joke even better, it's in Soho, surrounded by real sex shops.
Love to hear if anyone else does go.
It is a whole sex shop in which all the contents are sewn out of felt. Yes, felt, that soft material you played with as a kid.
I went there yesterday, and it is the funniest thing I have seen in years. Even seen a dildo made out of felt? A whole wall of sex mags? Another wall of videos? Bondage gear? All sewn out of felt. And actually, some it is just a little bit rude!
Oh, and don't miss the hilariously amateurish "sex film" entitled "Hungry, Hungry Arseholes", involving insertion of various felt items into a hole in a sheet. Honestly, I nearly wet myself.
Read more about it in this newspaper article.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/features/madame-roxy-s-erotic-emporium-lucy-sparrow-interview-artist-behind-felt-soho-sex-shop-on-porn-a6684181.html
To make the joke even better, it's in Soho, surrounded by real sex shops.
Love to hear if anyone else does go.
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God, I'm glad I'm British.
And we got coffee shops that have signs like this outside...
And we got coffee shops that have signs like this outside...
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Am I really the first person to notice that in the blurb for the "Strange/Amusing Pics" Forum Thread, the word "weird" is spelt wrong ("wierd")?
I know it's a small thing, but we all know spelling matters...
PedanticAnnie xxx
I know it's a small thing, but we all know spelling matters...
PedanticAnnie xxx
